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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 6h
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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what happened to Nolan Wells @iamgregordeee.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
These Bills uniforms -
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
working dogs do not pet
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo, that guy into this pass is $$$$$
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 16/09/2026
picked up too late to notice, maybe somebody else did, this incredible intro to the hawaii game from K5, seamlessly moving from this old tape featuring the late Jim Leahey to the broadcast featuring his son Kanoa Leahey
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don't use your imagination.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mood
Alligator coming out of the water with the words “he is about to commit a federal crime (he cannot be stopped)” over them
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is remarkable
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Americans get 1st Pope born in the United States, of course they'll treat this with profound reverence Americans: POPE LEO SAY GO KNICKS!!!
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We’re gonna win
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He’s so close to getting back to this
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 30/04/2026
Sorry I couldn’t hear you Europe, I was busy high speed railing your mom
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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phil @philjamesson.com · 16/04/2026
priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/04/2026
Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ummmmm wow
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 09/02/2026
I realized that I did the Seahawks on the list of the top DVOA teams but not the top DVOA defenses including the playoffs. 2025 Seahawks 8th, 2013 Seahawks 11th 2000 Ravens are notable because they were so much better in the playoffs than the regular season.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
classic tweet
@futurevictim_
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
FLEA FLICKER?
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
they should have to kill more pop tarts after every stage of the playoff
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I think I could watch this video 1,000 times and laugh to near-tears every single time.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
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Bill Oram @billoram.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Bryce Boettcher and Dillon Thienemann with matching t-shirts: Caucasian Collision Unit.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
ACC after dark
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This is a *ridiculous* TD run from Oregon's Noah Whittington but he lost the ball crossing the goal line - on review they said he had enough control on recovery to keep it a TD
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/11/2025
GUS-SPLOSIUON
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
as always must credit @hollyanderson.bsky.social grantland.com/features/hol...
grantland.com
» Grantland Dictionary: College Football Internet Edition
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Brian @grizzrhys.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
we’d finally get to see this happen in real life
hammer @drone_jock
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[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban]
Corso: Gimme me that turban! I'm going with the Taliban!
11:04 AM • Sep 4, 2021
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Holy shit. A 360lb receiver. 😬
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
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Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Struck out swinging
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban]

Corso: Gimme me that turban! I’m going with the Taliban!
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Did You Know: Hawaii beat Stanford at football because they are a better school
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 14/08/2025
my dad was always saying this
Google search screenshot:

Al Overview
The saying
"beer before candy, you're in the
clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to
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Scott Shannon @scottshannon.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Critical ham news, the location closest to my house is seasonal!
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
go Cocks
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
top five all time Dudes Rock clip
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
don’t know what i was expecting but it wasn’t that
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