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Scott K Andrews

@scottkandrews.bsky.social
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Frankly absurd. Writer of all sorts of nonsense. Nothing here reflects views of employers, publishers or my terribly embarrassed kids. He/him. #ActuallyAutistic Website: scottkandrews.com

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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 10h
Oooh! I wonder if it’s been remastered finally?
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Debbie Moon @debbiemoon.bsky.social · 10h
I now want to write a TV show where a grifter is accidentally appointed Ambassador somewhere, and turns out to be so good at schmoozing people and solving problems that they're kept in post...
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 12h
You absolute numpties. Has any organisation ever read the room so catastrophically badly?! The whole idea of ethical AI use is oxymoronic, a word which partially describes your statement.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
they’ve just broken ground on a massive new Cursed Tomb near me. When it’s finished it’ll cause the river to dry up and blight the very land around it, and there will be a constant wailing noise that drives you insane? It’s critical though to power the ghouls and wraiths transforming our economy
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 16h
I washed up in London in November ‘97. Tomorrow I finally escape The South and escape back to Shropshire on the same day my youngest child flies to NZ to start his adult life. I am Very Ready Indeed to be elsewhere & kick off a hopefully very productive, yet at the same time very chill, 3rd act.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 17h
Every single time iOS updates my aged parents get confronted with a prompt for a pwd they’ve forgotten, think their iPad is broken, and phone me to tell me they won’t be able to FaceTime me anymore. Apple’s accessibility is genuinely shocking.
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Spinky’s Mama @spinkysmama.bsky.social · 18h
If you can forgive me wheeling this Brian Blessed story again, here’s what he does for an audience of two:
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Taylor Driggers(-McDowall) @taylorwdriggers.bsky.social · 18h
It's fascinating to me how many people in the SFF literary sphere - including professional critics & scholars who should know better - assess adaptations primarily as successes & failures of reading rather than separate texts w/ their own aims, which Gerwig's The Magician's Nephew clearly is.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Forget all the fake ‘balance’ rules, if I were Sec of State for DCMS, I’d mandate that the BBC is legally required to provide resolution to all cliffhanger endings, be it in a concluding series or a one-off special.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Being autistic I could reasonably loathe the guy - he’s said some really stupid shit on Twitter - but he’s so endlessly curious, bookwormish, & weirdly unfiltered & guileless that I feel great fondness for him. Hope I remain as engaged in, & curious about, the world & people if I make it to 95.
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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Two weeks until #DoctorWho #TargetBookClub. Expect lots of promos as I try and flog the last few tickets (mainly so I can print the list for door in advance rather than copying it out on the tube on the way, but also I like money) Tickets: bit.ly/smallbluebox
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Target Book Club
The Third Target Book Club Compendium! Another day of talks (some academic, some fun, many both) bombarding attendees with new information, questionable theories, rampant speculation and jaw-dropping...
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Gwrach Gymraeg @cherylmorgan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We have two copies left at #FantasyCon. It has been one of our best sellers this weekend.
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I do want to point out that of the 8 episodes of Carrie, 5 were written by women, 1 was written by a non-binary person, 2 were written by Flanagan himself. Additionally 4 of the 8 episodes were directed by women, with the other 4 directed by Flanagan himself.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s been SO enjoyable, please keep it up 😊
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P H Lee 🪬 @p-h-lee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
she said "you can do anything in fiction as long as the situation afterwards is more interesting that the situation before." since then i have been keeping an eye on character death in fiction. many writers seem to think that character death "raises the stakes" but actually just makes things boring
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Jonathan Melville @jonmelville.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found this 1979 Rockford Files ad and now I need a poster version.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Overdiagnosis” is the new transphobia. It’s the same people
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope his defence don’t bungle it.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Id monster only appears when he is asleep
Forbidden Planet (1956)
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BSG's final season was poor, but the final episode made me so angry I didn't sleep all night. Lost, obvs. Walking Dead - bailed 1st ep of S4. Vikings - once Ragnar died it bled out slowly & I was so bored I didn't even watch the final few episodes but I retain appreciation for the good bits.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had the scripts months beforehand & hoped against hope it’d be as good on screen as the scripts promised - & it was! (Ian Dow’s son was at my school & somehow ended up passing me loads of scripts & props from seasons 25 & 26)
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"DON'T MINCE WORDS, BONES. WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK?”
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shocking revelations in latest edition of DOCTOR WHO MONTHLY! DAVROS dishes it like never before! He brands: First Doctor - "rabid racist" Second Doctor - "libidinous womaniser" Jamie - "creepy a***-licker" Dodo - "dope-addled pot head" THE REVELATIONS! THE DRAMA! 😲
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re a billionaire and you can’t even hire a proof reader?!
Screenshot from the lyric video for Taylor Swift’s new single Patient Zero. It show the work pathetic misspelled as ‘pathethic’
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Monstermaker @monstermaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's live! The prologue from Malcolm Hulke's Target novel Dinosaur Invasion - animated! youtu.be/aNRfScgskFY?...
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Dinosaur Invasion: London Alert
YouTube video by Doctor Who Literature Podcast
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Stephanie Burgis @stephanieburgis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oof. Definitely worth reading.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh they understand. The cruelty is the point. It’s always the point.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I remember when U2 songs used to have melodies.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where you live is so much less important that who you live amongst
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GETTING THIS TITLE AWAY IS THE TRIUMPH OF THE YEAR. Blackmere is coming. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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Charlie Brooker’s New Netflix Series Gets Title, ‘Blackmere,’ as Rory Kinnear Joins Cast and First-Look Photos Revealed
Charlie Brooker's new series has revealed its title, "Blackmere," as Rory Kinnear joins the cast.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey hey friends. You can ore-order INCY WINCY, Mal and Jackie's second adventure from Bookshop.org , 23-27 September and save 20% with the code: SEPT20 Each sale supports real independent bookshops in the UK. If you liked A NUMBERS GAME, you will LOVE this.
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Incy Wincy
Malachite Jones is still keeping up his double life as a pretend psychic and unwilling detective aided by his best friend, Jackie. The last thing he wants is a missing person case, let alone two. Exce...
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Stephen Gallagher @stephengallagher.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I've added a new feature to my website where I'll make a selection of script pitches, outlines, and early drafts available for download. The PDFs themselves will be password protected in a futile attempt to keep the scrapers at bay, but the code's right there. First up, John Buchan's The 39 Steps
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Downloads – Stephen Gallagher
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Stephen Gallagher @stephengallagher.co.uk · 23/09/2026
New addition to the Downloads page. My screenplay for Dracula, commissioned and cancelled unread on the day of delivery by a gullible BBC exec.
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Downloads – Stephen Gallagher
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Wizard's Tower Press @wtpress.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On pre-order, Sophia McDougall's hilarious Mars Evacuees is back in the UK at last. Your kids will love this. wizardstowerpress.co...
The cover of Mars Evacuees by Sophia McDougall.

The image is of four teenagers in space suits set against an image of Mars and a robot goldfish.

Original art by Andy Potts, cover design by Ben Baldwin
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do we know who is still blocking Target?
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Writeopolis @writeopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're back!! After a year of far too many disruptive shenanigans, it is time to get this show back on the road! Or back in the podcast feeds And what better way to do it than an episode with @stevetoase.bsky.social that immediately veered off into a discussion about German cake and cheese. Classic.
A black and white photo of Steve Toase wearing a biker jacket with bare trees in the backgroundThe cover of Dirt Upon My Skin by Steve Toase, featuring a black background and a circle with a pattern made up of brown trowels in the centre
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a quite boggling read, very enjoyable.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mayday. Ryan Reynolds' schtick's getting tired, but this is a solid 3* movie. Ken Branagh is genuinely funny throughout - & a surprisingly credible action hero. Perfect if you're awake at 5am coz the music in your head is so loud it's keeping you awake & you need to silence it, as I often do, dammit
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...
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Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I finally feel like I'm in the in-crowd coz I got one of those fake emails from a famous author who wants to collaborate with me! And it's SO HILARIOUSLY BAD! The idea that Kristin Hannah, author of The Women, was so knocked out by... checks notes... Sniper Elite: Target Hitler is so funny to me 😆
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s a really good point 👍
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Readers will allow you exactly one absurd coincidence or happenstance per book, but only if you use it to *initiate* the story, never to *resolve* it. Reacher is like The Saint, constantly stumbling into situations by chance but readers give that ridiculous chance a pass coz it’s the price of entry.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And if you argue 'but the hat is just the star, & the cloak is just a dress, & she's just holding the shoes', then you're a useful idiot - the plausible deniability is intentional. If you need to handwave away 3 elements in a single image, you're working way too hard for the denial to be plausible.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I showed that Converse ad to my wife with no preamble or setup at all, just 'Look at the new Converse ad'. Hands instantly went to mouth, eyes wide, total horror. No explanation needed, instantly obvious. If you think this wasn't intentional then I'm sorry, you're either in denial or a twit
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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