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Scott K Andrews

@scottkandrews.bsky.social
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Frankly absurd. Writer of all sorts of nonsense. Nothing here reflects views of employers, publishers or my terribly embarrassed kids. He/him. #ActuallyAutistic Website: scottkandrews.com

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14h
"DON'T MINCE WORDS, BONES. WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK?”
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shocking revelations in latest edition of DOCTOR WHO MONTHLY! DAVROS dishes it like never before! He brands: First Doctor - "rabid racist" Second Doctor - "libidinous womaniser" Jamie - "creepy a***-licker" Dodo - "dope-addled pot head" THE REVELATIONS! THE DRAMA! 😲
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re a billionaire and you can’t even hire a proof reader?!
Screenshot from the lyric video for Taylor Swift’s new single Patient Zero. It show the work pathetic misspelled as ‘pathethic’
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Monstermaker @monstermaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's live! The prologue from Malcolm Hulke's Target novel Dinosaur Invasion - animated! youtu.be/aNRfScgskFY?...
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Dinosaur Invasion: London Alert
YouTube video by Doctor Who Literature Podcast
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Stephanie Burgis @stephanieburgis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oof. Definitely worth reading.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I remember when U2 songs used to have melodies.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GETTING THIS TITLE AWAY IS THE TRIUMPH OF THE YEAR. Blackmere is coming. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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Charlie Brooker’s New Netflix Series Gets Title, ‘Blackmere,’ as Rory Kinnear Joins Cast and First-Look Photos Revealed
Charlie Brooker's new series has revealed its title, "Blackmere," as Rory Kinnear joins the cast.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey hey friends. You can ore-order INCY WINCY, Mal and Jackie's second adventure from Bookshop.org , 23-27 September and save 20% with the code: SEPT20 Each sale supports real independent bookshops in the UK. If you liked A NUMBERS GAME, you will LOVE this.
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Incy Wincy
Malachite Jones is still keeping up his double life as a pretend psychic and unwilling detective aided by his best friend, Jackie. The last thing he wants is a missing person case, let alone two. Exce...
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Stephen Gallagher @stephengallagher.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I've added a new feature to my website where I'll make a selection of script pitches, outlines, and early drafts available for download. The PDFs themselves will be password protected in a futile attempt to keep the scrapers at bay, but the code's right there. First up, John Buchan's The 39 Steps
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Downloads – Stephen Gallagher
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Stephen Gallagher @stephengallagher.co.uk · 23/09/2026
New addition to the Downloads page. My screenplay for Dracula, commissioned and cancelled unread on the day of delivery by a gullible BBC exec.
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Downloads – Stephen Gallagher
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Wizard's Tower Press @wtpress.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On pre-order, Sophia McDougall's hilarious Mars Evacuees is back in the UK at last. Your kids will love this. wizardstowerpress.co...
The cover of Mars Evacuees by Sophia McDougall.

The image is of four teenagers in space suits set against an image of Mars and a robot goldfish.

Original art by Andy Potts, cover design by Ben Baldwin
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Writeopolis @writeopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're back!! After a year of far too many disruptive shenanigans, it is time to get this show back on the road! Or back in the podcast feeds And what better way to do it than an episode with @stevetoase.bsky.social that immediately veered off into a discussion about German cake and cheese. Classic.
A black and white photo of Steve Toase wearing a biker jacket with bare trees in the backgroundThe cover of Dirt Upon My Skin by Steve Toase, featuring a black background and a circle with a pattern made up of brown trowels in the centre
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a quite boggling read, very enjoyable.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mayday. Ryan Reynolds' schtick's getting tired, but this is a solid 3* movie. Ken Branagh is genuinely funny throughout - & a surprisingly credible action hero. Perfect if you're awake at 5am coz the music in your head is so loud it's keeping you awake & you need to silence it, as I often do, dammit
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...
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Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I finally feel like I'm in the in-crowd coz I got one of those fake emails from a famous author who wants to collaborate with me! And it's SO HILARIOUSLY BAD! The idea that Kristin Hannah, author of The Women, was so knocked out by... checks notes... Sniper Elite: Target Hitler is so funny to me 😆
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I showed that Converse ad to my wife with no preamble or setup at all, just 'Look at the new Converse ad'. Hands instantly went to mouth, eyes wide, total horror. No explanation needed, instantly obvious. If you think this wasn't intentional then I'm sorry, you're either in denial or a twit
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Lynne M. Thomas 🏳️‍🌈🚀🦄 📜 @lynnemthomas.com · 18/09/2026
If you have never seen this series and you like spy stuff, go find it on BritBox. I promise it is absolutely worth your time.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The brilliant folk horror Withered Hill by @davidmbarnett.bsky.social is 99p on Kindle today. He was our guest on @writeopolis.bsky.social recently & I cannot recommend the book highly enough - I tore thru it & its 2 sort-of sequels in a week.
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Withered Hill: A dark and unsettling British folk horror novel
Withered Hill: A dark and unsettling British folk horror novel eBook : Barnett, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Running Through Big Finish @runningtofinishbig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doctor Who - The Main Range 34: Spare Parts Written by Marc Platt Directed by Gary Russell Sound Design by Gareth Jenkins Music by Russell Stone Cover by Clayton Hickman Released 31 July 2002 Recorded 26-27 March 2002
The cover to Spare Parts, featuring a Tenth Planet Cyberman in profile, the cyber-logo from Tomb of the Cybermen, and the Fifth Doctor.
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Benjamin Cook @benjamincook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Tender Day to all Who celebrate. www.bbc.co.uk/commissionin...
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New opportunity: Doctor Who invitation to tender
Deadline for initial submissions: 2 October
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait, @fountainsofwayne.bsky.social are performing again?1?
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Writeopolis @writeopolis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This Sunday! 8:30pm! Live in the Discord with @angelacleland.co.uk discord.gg/2VCZPdzFJ
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 16/09/2026
I spent 8 years living in a village in the middle of nowhere not far from an immigration detention centre. On one evening I was locking up the pub (for clarity I worked there I hadn’t just broken into it) Two men appeared from the pub car park shadows. They were walking slowly towards me
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Spinky’s Mama @spinkysmama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seriously read this if you have any interest in 20th century Doctor Who: a new compelling case for the straw that broke the camel’s back in 1989.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And we already know the study’s results were falsified, that those playing guards were instructed to brutalize ti get that result, & when a similar study was taken without that manipulation, those in the guard role were kind. But refutations never circulate as far as convenient false findings. 😔
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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filmisfabulous! @filmisfabulous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There may well be another Beatles film in a private collection, as a studio engineer in Studio E Lime Grove, when The Beatles had their recording of 'A Hard Day's Night' for Top of the Pops, is one of those who has come forward. Fab times ahead!
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filmisfabulous! @filmisfabulous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More Beatles News Film is Fabulous! continues to enjoy the support of the BBC Pensioners’ Association. An article about The Beatles has appeared in their latest newsletter. This has already led to two collections being offered to our team: bbcpa.org.uk/long-lost-fo...
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LONG LOST FOOTAGE FOUND
On 19th March 1964 at the BBC Television Theatre (Shepherd’s Bush Green) the Beatles recorded an insert for Top of The Pops.  They performed ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ and ‘You Can’t Do That’. Alec Bray was ...
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Am rewatching The Bridge and being reminded that I would die for Saga Noren.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The actor-baby sketch also used ‘community theatre’ instead of ‘am-dram’ which made me scowl a little bit - if only because Fouracres would sound hilarious saying ‘am-dram’ - they sacrificed an extra laugh to the algorithm.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yesterday I got to show my son one of my favourite films, Night of the Hunter, & watch his reaction (he's a film student & was gobsmacked). Then he showed me one of *his* favourite movies, Oldboy, & then got to watch me try to scrub my brain clean with bleach. Good day :-)
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never thought I'd hear an orange man advocate for a united Ireland
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Simon Guerrier @0tralala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a fantastic book.
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it wrong that my first thought was “oh no, poor David Tennant!”?
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Wizard's Tower Press @wtpress.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On pre-order, Sophia McDougall's hilarious Mars Evacuees is back in the UK at last. Your kids will love this. wizardstowerpress.co...
The cover of Mars Evacuees by Sophia McDougall.

The image is of four teenagers in space suits set against an image of Mars and a robot goldfish.

Original art by Andy Potts, cover design by Ben Baldwin
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Now that is a title
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Star Trek but it's an Unhinged Foreign Film (Bad Subtitles)
YouTube video by Picard Looking
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New facts. Good facts. (Goes to dig out copy of script and see if these match up)
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ATTN #doctorwho fans of Bsky - I have every issue of DWM from 343 (May 2004) to today + some special editions + bookazines. I can't keep them, but it would be madness to try sell them individually on ebay + they are HEAVY. Anyone want to make me an offer & come collect them from RH9 8HJ? DM me
7 piles of Doctor Who magazines numbering over 300 issuesA pile of Doctor Who bookazines including 15 Essential Doctor Who issues, 3 x 50 Yr anniversary issues, The Story of Doctor Who, and two big ones called 60 Moments in Time and Into the Vortex.
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Writeopolis @writeopolis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Season 15 continues with the brilliant Cleland Smith! @angelacleland.co.uk is the Scottish-born author of Sequela & Black Doe. Black Doe follows a member of the legendary assassins trying to retrieve her stolen memories & a mother bearing a deadly secret in a world soaked in magic & blood.
The cover of Black Doe by Cleland Smith, with a green background, a dagger with a deer head through the O and black celtic doe designs in the cornersA photo of Cleland holding a landline phone
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ooh look US FRIENDS (and CANADIAN too I imagine.) Looks like you can pick up the MORTEDANT'S PERIL ebook for cheap!
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Scott K Andrews @scottkandrews.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Join uzzzzz! 8:30 tonight
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Writeopolis @writeopolis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tonight! 8:30pm! Live in the Discord with @davidmbarnett.bsky.social discord.gg/2VCZPdzFJ
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Join the Kit and RJs Writeopolis (With Scott the trainee) Discord Server!
Check out the Kit and RJs Writeopolis (With Scott the trainee) community on Discord – hang out with 221 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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