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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(twitter, nd)
svblockz tweets “horrid lenin image on Wikimedia” and attaches a low quality black and white photo of lenin with the face covered by dark shadow. duc de vinny quote tweets this writing “lenin after smoking a cigar he got from bugs bunny”
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 14/10/2026
An industrial-grade 3D printer has reportedly been used to manufacture hand, arm, and leg prosthetics for amputees instead of a cool toy resembling the Ghost-type Pokémon Gengar. paletteswap.site/dif...
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gina @ootheca.net · 14/10/2026
>elf makes fun of me because human narrative art takes place over a hilariously short span of time, from the perspective of their long-lived race >i read an elfish book >its just a normal book but every chapter starts with '100 years later'
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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
things to say to sam altman 

-what are you intentions with my ram?
-i brought my own chinese model
-can you make the bubble pop?
-no more water for you buddy
-how’s your sister doing?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
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Green memes @green-memes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Be careful out there
Check your Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide the Cretaceous-Paleogene boundary layer in mine. Snickers image with the KPg boundary
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 14/10/2026
why are there several emoji for blood (🩸🅰️🆎🅱️🅾️) yet no emoji accounting for excesses of the other three humors? for phlegm, nothing. for yellow bile, nada. and for black bile, zippo. an astonishing oversight
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/10/2026
Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/
Comic: Rejected Space Mission Profiles. (1) Jupiter Rover [rover falling through clouds screaming AAAAA!] (2) Voyager 2 Orbiter [Small spacecraft orbiting the space probe] (3) Crewed Pluto Flyby [Spacecraft passing planets. Voice from inside says, “Uh, bye, I guess.”] (4) Neptune Core Return [Rocket pulling core out of planet which is dragging the surface of the planet with it.]
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guy puts sexual orientation on job application as asexual with the caption on the image explaining it, stating: "Asexual on the job application so they know the only thing I'm attracted to is the grind."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026
Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem theonion.com/smoothie-shop-workers-…
Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

the last chilean miner emerges with two armfuls of coal, making all 32 of his colleagues look like Ass Holes
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
hex maniac cum soda
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need everyone to see this
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realize…
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
Miyam Bialik and Sharon Stone doing a podcast with text saying FIVE
ORBS TOLD ME
"STAY"
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
guy cries, looking at smart tv and saying: "I cant see the movie I want because Netflix removed it." nostalgic critic appears, looking somewhat joyful, saying: "Worry not, my child. You can still watch my review of that movie."
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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Robot! Experience this tragic Irony for me!
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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idiot-fop.bsky.social @idiot-fop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Things aren't going well. Sonic the Hedgehog (discord, 2026)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
The “oh shit, for real?” comic but it’s Bandai telling me that gunpla runners can now be injected with up to six different colors
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 05/10/2026
Accelerator Energies xkcd.com/3306/
Comic. [Chart with track length on x axis: 10cm, 1m, 10m, 100m, 1km, 10km, 100km; collision energy on y axis: 1eV, 1keV, 1MeV, 1GeV, 1TeV, 1PeV, 10^18eV, 10^21eV, 10^24eV, 10^27eV. Scatterplot increases in a mostly linear shape with points for first cyclotrons, ADA, cosmotron, bevatron, BEPC-II, J-PARC, CEBAF, RHIC, tevatron, large Hadron Collider. An outlier near the top of the chart is Daytona Speedway.]
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 04/10/2026
Leaked lines like “The cart’s not moving. Somebody get on it!” seem to strongly support the theorized plot details. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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Scorp @scorpiel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why are all the pornbots julie?
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too theonion.com/report-guy-who-sings-t…
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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K25fF @k25ff.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
"Has anyone drawn skibidi Duchamp’s Fountain yet" –A discord user, about a minute before they saw the worst thing in the world. (1642)
Skibidi Duchamp's Fountain
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