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I desperatley want to play a Vampire: The Masquerade session this Halloween just purely for the accents

I would also take being cast in a Bollywood historical movie as an evil British Soldier or EIC Bureaocrat

Tianamen square? What about it? I don't have time for any silly conspiracy theories, please.

I would do literally anything to be cast as a sneering Anglo-Imperialist in a Chinese historical epic that's like 100% CCP propaganda. I would kill.

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

They don't want you to know this but all vampires are basically bisexual. After 400 years of life you just eventually get around to trying everything and you stop giving so much of a shit about what bits are "supposed" to go where

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Got smoked out by Miriel, Pastor of Vows at The Church of Vows. My dog is a chimmney!

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You're laughing. Skeletons have stolen my ribcage and are playing it like a spooky Xylophone and you're laughing.

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Babe would you still love me if I was a blind, twisted amalgam of hideous limbs, twitching membranous wings and unnatural sense organs, neither fully bird, nor Insect nor partially decomposed human being yet somehow all three all at once?

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have searched for you across a thousand lifetimes... Babe, I need to borrow some money Bleh

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hot Singles have cursed the very earth in your area itself with thier loathesome presence. The crops have wilted in the field. Livestock gives foul milk and withers away. Hungry nightmares howl in the dark. Nature itself recoils in revulsion at their blasphemous existance.

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

One could say that I'm planning on drinking... ypur blood!

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A Toast? Oh I'm afraid I don't drink... conventional refreshments...

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Does Fantasy Football have any Wizards in it? Because I'm not interested unless there are Wizards.

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No other Vampires can stand the Count from Sesame Str. because he always acts like such a bigshot

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Noodles were too spicy ☹️ Truly I am the most pitiable creature on the face of this lonesome earth.

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The tree of Biberty is watered with the blood of Pootriots

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tryna find an old book from my childhood and bro wtf is wrong with this fuck ass bear:

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They call me 'Mr Banned-from-replying-to- comments-on-BBC-articles'

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hey fellas don't you just hate it when your lady keeps nagging you to let her journey into the pitch black woods to commune with her circle of Dark Sisters beneath the hideous crimson light of the Blood Moon? 🙄 women amarite! Can't live with 'em!

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just pulled into a canal to try and snack on some day sailors and now a bunch of korean people are taking photos of me. Very rude.

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sure would be nice if social media could just show me my internet friends being funny and doing cool art and stuff instead of all the content designed to drive me insane. That'd be real nice.

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just hit a wild Leprechaun with my car. Blood everywhere, bonnet is completely totalled. Had to snap his neck to put him out of his misery. Insurance will probably cover it but overall a very difficult night.

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm getting dangerously close to being 'On one' rn

Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just saw the Blue Lights episode about the anti-migrant violence in NI and now i'm too mad to go to sleep 😡

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Think I might start talking to everyone in that flat, intonationless verbal affect all the AI videow have just to mess with people.

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Sharkboo! 👻🦈🧛‍♂️ @poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I do enjoy partaking in a little tomfoolery. Big fan of japes and jonguels and all manner of raucous gaity.