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Sweat stain included. Was once called a "Kevin" in comparison to a "Karen". Obama used to follow me.

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Faust (Pup Dashi) @ganzfaust.dog · 27/09/2026
I would stare at a thousand stick figures or still lives of old fruit (haha get it) before I’d ever give your ~hyperrealistic drawings of the erotic male form~ the time of day. MAKE BAD ART
An illustrated black (grey for visibility) wolf barking with the text “FUCK GEN AI MAKE BAD ART” above and below it.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as gay people we get to choose our family
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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a photo of the cloudy night sky from the ground. text says “i can lay here forever if i need to”
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you are seeing this the curse is lifted 

have a good day

with a ?? wombat? no clue on the beach
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
I thought we just had Folsom.
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thatsugarguy (he/him/his) @thatsugarguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back at it 🏋🏻‍♂️
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like you wanting me, Calling me all the time
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 24/09/2026
I remember this gif more than I do the whole series of How I Met Your Mother.
static.klipy.com
Thats A Penis Shocked
ALT: Thats A Penis Shocked
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Baby girl @urb3stboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I’m a good boy and you’re a good boy then who’s flying the plane?!
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me every waking moment under late stage capitalism
Alex from RHONY saying I am in hell trying survive in this economy
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 22/09/2026
Finally made it back to the gym.
Scooter taking a gym selfie near the leg press machine wearing a sweatband and black shirt. Scooter taking a gym selfie near the leg press machine wearing a sweatband and black shirt.
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Dick DuPont @dickdupont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yoink! @thatsugarguy.bsky.social
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
2 gummies and Korean "lobster boil" flavor Pringles. 😉
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
Not a bad day to wrap up the summer.
Scooter taking a selfie wearing sunglasses slightly below his eyes peeking over and possibly judging you in front of a DTLA skyline at golden hour Scooter taking a selfie wearing sunglasses in front of a DTLA skyline at golden hour
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 17/09/2026
2 the max
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 17/09/2026
I've been listening to podcasts about the future implications on AI. Long story short, we're so fucked.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 16/09/2026
This transition is starting to make more and more sense.
linkedin resume with 22 years 4 months at Microsoft as Principal Performace Architect (and other jobs).  Then goes to Goose Farmer, self-employed for 10 months
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Push day 🙂‍↕️
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina of Time remake discourse can be summed up in this screenshot
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ur not convincing me that OOT looks bad
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 13/09/2026
Stroking my eagle.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nancy 8/28/26
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ZEE MACHINE @zeemachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Ask ChatGPT to show what you would look like in the 80s” Or just do it yourself.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 11/09/2026
Is it the weekend yet?
Scooter wearing single framed (douchbag) sunglasses and a white tee shirt giving a smirk of a smile
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 11/09/2026
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
metaverse technically invented friendslop but Zuckerberg having no friends stopped it taking off
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 09/09/2026
Who’s out there ordering an Apple Duo
Apple PowerBook Duo early 90s portable computer
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo(lingo)
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 08/09/2026
Today is a good day to brain rot.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 08/09/2026
I have been enjoying my vacation but sadly I have to work again tomorrow.
Scooter taking a bathroom selfie wearing a hat and a lego styled shirt, smiling at the camera
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
what zelda will look like in 2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 08/09/2026
Did I fall in love with Portland?
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
when he asks what i’m bringing to the function
A van that says “premium cock” on the back door.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 06/09/2026
Anyone who has worked with me before, this is me
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Toad woke up. “Drat!” he said. “This house is a mess. I have so much work to do.” Frog looked through the window. “Toad, you are right,” said Frog. “It is a mess.” Toad pulled the covers over his head.
Toad hides in bed from the mess of his house, while Frog looks on.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Chad @xuest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Too real.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From Disney Masters Vol. 19: Trapped in the Shadow Dimension

Mickey casually walks by some kids chatting, talking about their new Smartyphone. They walk by a Smartyphone shop, the seller staring at them through the door, angry.

Sign on Door: Smartyphone Version 4-F: Only $1000

Kid: Look at my smartyphone, dudes! Only 20 bucks, and it's just like the real thing!

Seller: HMPH!
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 01/09/2026
I have come across several furry artists who has a lot of chaos in their artwork. However, you can zoom in anywhere on the image and there are so many details and easter eggs to be found. AI is not going to hide a pokemon in the background.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
gm
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🍊Duke @orangelionduke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gym photo
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you?
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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Judgement Day! 🥰
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 3 saying "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29."
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 28/08/2026
Do I... Howl at the lunar eclipse?
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