Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At the farmers market and a man is covering Levitating by Dua Lipa on a melodica 💀 3353
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Formative albums! The first covers my teens and 20’s The second, my early 30’s and moving to Vancouver. I’m a very different person now so it made sense to do another. 1220
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Vancouver Film Festival thread! First, Jaripeo, a doc exploring how 4 men in Mexico’s rodeo circuit navigate their queerness in a highly macho environment. I loved the contemplative pace but it felt a little detached and superficial. Though that mirrors the isolating force of masculinity. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 0120
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The thing about having your septum pierced at 40 is suddenly nose hair becomes an even bigger issue 1240
Reposted by Edith MessyMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10795033624
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is a lot better than I was expecting it to be 3180
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Flying in a little seaplane up north to visit some old friends for the weekend 🥰 3320
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s not the point of the article but this quote annoys me so much. Everything the Birdhouse does is explicitly political - from the drag shows to the dances. This comes across as shade for some of the only organizers in Van foregrounding political action in all their events, even silly ones. 1121
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Big Thief and Porches tonight. Didn’t even mind that it was three hours outside in the rain 😌 1160
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gods I think Paris Baby might be my most hated Drag Race contestant of all time. Miserable vibes, noxious, odious, and worst of all, boring on stage 1110
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes, this is my emotional support Siggi's Icelandic Yogurt 3200
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I finally have my bathroom back after three days 🥹 2301
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you ask someone’s opinion, it’s important to respond with incredulity if they don’t just rubber-stamp your own thoughts. It helps prevent an atmosphere of collaboration and openness, which shareholders simply do not appreciate. 0190
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overheard walking down the street: “I have something to tell you, but are you sitting down because it’s big…your son contacted me, he is alive and well…yes, he’s alive…” What’s more, the woman on the phone saying this was in full for-the-back-rows dance recital stage makeup. I need to know more! 1290
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t often check out my back but thing are developing it seems! Plus, early butt content I guess. Also, I need a better mirror area for selfies tbh 41271
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maybe some Liberal Party campaign offices could catch fire? Maybe that would help? 080
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There’s mold remediation happening at work. At home, my bathroom is ripped up for a wall replacement, and my landlord moved all my things because he didn’t tell me he was also painting. Too many changes in my enclosure! 4320
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Resident Evil was fantastic. Creggers really understands the relationship between horror and comedy. And as far as adapting the series, I think glazing over the insane lore in favour of tighter (if a bit threadbare) human stories is the move. Also damn, this man loves throwing people off roofs. 2240
Reposted by Edith MessyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 144103132973
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is it too bitchy to post “fellas is it gay to say thank you and excuse me at the bathhouse?” to the Sniffies comments? 2400
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There’s a youth band show in the neighborhood and three 12yo girls just killed a cover of Sabotage, leaping off stage in sync to scream the “WHY” bridge. Their rocking crowd went wild. People can be so cool and great sometimes. 0210
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Local queer shorts and yapping about men with a friend. I’ve had an amazing night and I hope you have too 🥰 0320
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Does anybody else get frothingly horny at work and then by the time you get home it’s time to cloister yourself in an abbey and marry Christ? (I don’t know how Catholicism works) 6542
Reposted by Edith Messycaitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 18/09/2026otherworld walkies #silenthill #silenthill3 #sh3 31544516
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey real quick what the fuck is this snatch game 370
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When you live your life one parsec at a time 🛞 1111
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The audience members on Crowd Control are tediousssss 290
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Revisiting an underrated classic album tonight 🎧 7190
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saw someone refer to Mark Carney as “Carndog” so if you need me I’m puking my brains out 1110
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Toronto Bloomfs, Hypothetically speaking, are there any hidden gem neighborhoods you recommend staying in? 370
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I had to turn the heat on last night and I’m depressed about it. But then again cozy bath season is also here. 41071
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I swear if I see another ad for those fuck-ass gay fibre gummies I’m checking myself into c*nversion therapy 2390
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Starship Troopers is a crazy watch in 2026 for so many reasons 4380
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I might be bad at sealing the deal, so to speak 😖 0160
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Miss Piggy is left ownership of a premium streamer after the death of a paramour. Half the sketches are muppets pitching ideas for programming parodying prestige TV, the other half are making fun of Disney. Money please. 2461
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Listening and learninghistoryextra.comThe Bayeux Tapestry with knobs on: what do the tapestry's 93 penises tell us?For all that has been written about the Bayeux Tapestry, one aspect has been widely overlooked: the 93 penises it depicts. Professor George Garnett explains more… 1171
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I read this in Evan Mulrooney’s voice. They gotta make an X-men cartoon a’la the 2019 Harley Quinn series and book him. 0140
Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Con: working on at a charity golf tournament today Pro: Beefy firefighters are bringing me food and drinks 2510