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Edith Messy

@balambsprings.bsky.social
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Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles IRLs, think twice. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪 📍West Coast

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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 15h
Brain feeling like the lament configuration lately
Gold puzzle box from hellraiser
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the farmers market and a man is covering Levitating by Dua Lipa on a melodica 💀
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Formative albums! The first covers my teens and 20’s The second, my early 30’s and moving to Vancouver. I’m a very different person now so it made sense to do another.
Nine albums post:
The Weakerthans - Left and Leaving
Foals - Holy Fire
Jurassic 5 - Power in Numbers
M83 - Dead Cities Red Seas Lost Ghosts
AFI - Sing the Sorrow
The Notwist - Neon Golden
A 9 albums post:
SOHN - Tremors
Future Islands- Singles
Betty Who - The Valley
Sophie - Oil of Every Pearls un-insides
King Tuff - Black Moon Spell
Operators - Blue Wave
How to Dress Well - Care
San Fermin - Jackrabbit
Moderat - III
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vancouver Film Festival thread! First, Jaripeo, a doc exploring how 4 men in Mexico’s rodeo circuit navigate their queerness in a highly macho environment. I loved the contemplative pace but it felt a little detached and superficial. Though that mirrors the isolating force of masculinity. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Poster for JARIPEO. A man in rodeo kit sits on a shiny black mechanical bull in a darkly lit space. Lights from a disco ball dance across his body as a smoke machine belches fog into the frame.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing about having your septum pierced at 40 is suddenly nose hair becomes an even bigger issue
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a lot better than I was expecting it to be
Poster for The Blob (1988). It shows a pink bubbling goo with a silhouetted person inside being digested. The title appears in yellow.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I deserved additional treats today
Hand holds a box containing a three piece set of nipple suckers
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh!
Screenshot of an article. Text reads:

Smith Machine Squat
× 5-10 reps and 3
sets
'Next, I do Smith machine squats for the quads and
glutes, says Nippard. 'Here I get as deep as I can and explode out of the hole.

Doing these on the Smith allows me to push my last
set to failure without worrying about dumping the bar.'

The cursor is highlighting the part about getting deep and exploding out of the hole.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually just let me die
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flying in a little seaplane up north to visit some old friends for the weekend 🥰
Photo showing a seaplane moored at a harbour. In the background cloud covered mountains are seen at sunrise
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s not the point of the article but this quote annoys me so much. Everything the Birdhouse does is explicitly political - from the drag shows to the dances. This comes across as shade for some of the only organizers in Van foregrounding political action in all their events, even silly ones.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big Thief and Porches tonight. Didn’t even mind that it was three hours outside in the rain 😌
Photo of Big Thief on stage. They are a four piece band, two guitar, a bass, and drums. The stage is lit in purple and is covered in fog. Photo of Porches performing. He is one man on stage with a guitar. He is lit with bright red spotlights and plays the guitar.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like you wanting me, Calling me all the time
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gods I think Paris Baby might be my most hated Drag Race contestant of all time. Miserable vibes, noxious, odious, and worst of all, boring on stage
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, this is my emotional support Siggi's Icelandic Yogurt
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it’s time for Ziwe to be on Drop Out
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I finally have my bathroom back after three days 🥹
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you ask someone’s opinion, it’s important to respond with incredulity if they don’t just rubber-stamp your own thoughts. It helps prevent an atmosphere of collaboration and openness, which shareholders simply do not appreciate.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh the the return of PA Kaylin!
Image from Gamechanger. A PA grimaces into the camera having been suddenly thrust on camera. They hold a sign that reads NERD BUTT STUFF, wear all black and wears a headset.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overheard walking down the street: “I have something to tell you, but are you sitting down because it’s big…your son contacted me, he is alive and well…yes, he’s alive…” What’s more, the woman on the phone saying this was in full for-the-back-rows dance recital stage makeup. I need to know more!
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t often check out my back but thing are developing it seems! Plus, early butt content I guess. Also, I need a better mirror area for selfies tbh
A hairy person flexes their back in a mirror
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe some Liberal Party campaign offices could catch fire? Maybe that would help?
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎮👾🤓
List of my 9 Influential games:
Secret of Mana
Civilization V
Donkey Kong Country 2
Final Fantasy 8
Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
Metal Gear Solid 2
Silent Hill 2
Vagrant Story
Guild Wars
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s mold remediation happening at work. At home, my bathroom is ripped up for a wall replacement, and my landlord moved all my things because he didn’t tell me he was also painting. Too many changes in my enclosure!
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil was fantastic. Creggers really understands the relationship between horror and comedy. And as far as adapting the series, I think glazing over the insane lore in favour of tighter (if a bit threadbare) human stories is the move. Also damn, this man loves throwing people off roofs.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it too bitchy to post “fellas is it gay to say thank you and excuse me at the bathhouse?” to the Sniffies comments?
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
happy titty pitty pull day
Shot of a hairy person in a bathroom looking up as he’s showing off sweaty pit and one errant nipple
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s a youth band show in the neighborhood and three 12yo girls just killed a cover of Sabotage, leaping off stage in sync to scream the “WHY” bridge. Their rocking crowd went wild. People can be so cool and great sometimes.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Local queer shorts and yapping about men with a friend. I’ve had an amazing night and I hope you have too 🥰
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Friday, friendly f*gs 🥰
Bearded human smiles into the camera, facing into a bright sunset
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does anybody else get frothingly horny at work and then by the time you get home it’s time to cloister yourself in an abbey and marry Christ? (I don’t know how Catholicism works)
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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 18/09/2026
otherworld walkies #silenthill #silenthill3 #sh3
a cartoony drawing of heather from silent hill 3 walking one of the messed up split face dogs while listening to a cd walkman. the dog is happy to go on walkies. idk sometimes u just get a vision and you gotta draw it
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey real quick what the fuck is this snatch game
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you live your life one parsec at a time 🛞
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The audience members on Crowd Control are tediousssss
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Revisiting an underrated classic album tonight 🎧
Album cover for HANDS by LITTLE BOOTS. The artist, a twee slight white woman in a ruffled golden dress appears centre frame against a background of nebulas.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw someone refer to Mark Carney as “Carndog” so if you need me I’m puking my brains out
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New bluesky greeting just dropped
Screen shot of an email. The important bit is the first sentence which is all caps and reads: GOOD MORNING HOLE PARTNERS
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Toronto Bloomfs, Hypothetically speaking, are there any hidden gem neighborhoods you recommend staying in?
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had to turn the heat on last night and I’m depressed about it. But then again cozy bath season is also here.
A hairy person sits in a bubble bath smiling at the camera.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Waterpiks are bidets for your mouth-butts
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I swear if I see another ad for those fuck-ass gay fibre gummies I’m checking myself into c*nversion therapy
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Starship Troopers is a crazy watch in 2026 for so many reasons
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I might be bad at sealing the deal, so to speak 😖
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Miss Piggy is left ownership of a premium streamer after the death of a paramour. Half the sketches are muppets pitching ideas for programming parodying prestige TV, the other half are making fun of Disney. Money please.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listening and learning
historyextra.com
The Bayeux Tapestry with knobs on: what do the tapestry's 93 penises tell us?
For all that has been written about the Bayeux Tapestry, one aspect has been widely overlooked: the 93 penises it depicts. Professor George Garnett explains more…
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I read this in Evan Mulrooney’s voice. They gotta make an X-men cartoon a’la the 2019 Harley Quinn series and book him.
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Con: working on at a charity golf tournament today Pro: Beefy firefighters are bringing me food and drinks
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