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@scooterrific.me
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Sweat stain included. Was once called a "Kevin" in comparison to a "Karen". Obama used to follow me.

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 5h
Firefox users, do you use my icon?
Firefox icon I drew you can use as your official app icon
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 8h
But you post dick on main.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 9h
Maybe I’ll call out of work, as a treat.
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 15h
What is your favorite console UI? #retro #art #gaming #retrogaming
Retro console UIs
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 10h
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True Story Lobster Nods
ALT: True Story Lobster Nods
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 12h
This is a mood.
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
ALT: Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
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Faust (Pup Dashi) @ganzfaust.dog · 27/09/2026
I would stare at a thousand stick figures or still lives of old fruit (haha get it) before I’d ever give your ~hyperrealistic drawings of the erotic male form~ the time of day. MAKE BAD ART
An illustrated black (grey for visibility) wolf barking with the text “FUCK GEN AI MAKE BAD ART” above and below it.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 28/09/2026
...the dirt.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as gay people we get to choose our family
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 27/09/2026
Grabbing his crotch?
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
4/4
a photo of the cloudy night sky from the ground. text says “i can lay here forever if i need to”
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you are seeing this the curse is lifted 

have a good day

with a ?? wombat? no clue on the beach
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
🎶…and sluts, they wanna have fuUuunn 🎵
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
A + B = slut?
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Confused Man with Math Equations
ALT: Confused Man with Math Equations
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
I thought we just had Folsom.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
Why did you post a picture of the Scranton Strangler?
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thatsugarguy (he/him/his) @thatsugarguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back at it 🏋🏻‍♂️
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 25/09/2026
on main?
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 25/09/2026
poopiter
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like you wanting me, Calling me all the time
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 24/09/2026
I remember this gif more than I do the whole series of How I Met Your Mother.
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Thats A Penis Shocked
ALT: Thats A Penis Shocked
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Baby girl @urb3stboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I’m a good boy and you’re a good boy then who’s flying the plane?!
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 24/09/2026
A bowl then a bowl?
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me every waking moment under late stage capitalism
Alex from RHONY saying I am in hell trying survive in this economy
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 22/09/2026
The downside of living in SoCal, I wish it was a little chilly at times.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 22/09/2026
Finally made it back to the gym.
Scooter taking a gym selfie near the leg press machine wearing a sweatband and black shirt. Scooter taking a gym selfie near the leg press machine wearing a sweatband and black shirt.
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Dick DuPont @dickdupont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yoink! @thatsugarguy.bsky.social
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
Oh and some jello shots.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
2 gummies and Korean "lobster boil" flavor Pringles. 😉
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
Who?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
OK wait... You kinda ate here.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
Sometimes it be like that.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
Not a bad day to wrap up the summer.
Scooter taking a selfie wearing sunglasses slightly below his eyes peeking over and possibly judging you in front of a DTLA skyline at golden hour Scooter taking a selfie wearing sunglasses in front of a DTLA skyline at golden hour
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🏒
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 17/09/2026
2 the max
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 17/09/2026
I did not say that. That must be a censor from IG
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 17/09/2026
Soap???
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 17/09/2026
I've been listening to podcasts about the future implications on AI. Long story short, we're so fucked.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 17/09/2026
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Bonk Doge Meme
ALT: Bonk Doge Meme
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 16/09/2026
This transition is starting to make more and more sense.
linkedin resume with 22 years 4 months at Microsoft as Principal Performace Architect (and other jobs).  Then goes to Goose Farmer, self-employed for 10 months
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/09/2026
Let's fucking go!
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Meryl Streep's Enthusiastic Cheer
ALT: Meryl Streep's Enthusiastic Cheer
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/09/2026
It's so goooood!
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 14/09/2026
You're gonna kick ass regardless. You got this!
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 14/09/2026
I thought Ed Sheeran was opening for Macklemore.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 14/09/2026
This is def how she would phrase it.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 14/09/2026
Do you still Frack?
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Push day 🙂‍↕️
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