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Scooter

@scooterrific.me
1.8K followers 1.4K following 4.2K posts

Sweat stain included. Was once called a "Kevin" in comparison to a "Karen". Obama used to follow me.

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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 03/10/2026
On Oct 3rd, he asked me what day it was...
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 02/10/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 02/10/2026
I decided to replay Breath of thr Wild because I never finished it. I only have two divine beasts and yet I've nearly completed the map now.
A nearly complete map of hyrule with one assumed tower remaining.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/09/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 22/09/2026
Finally made it back to the gym.
Scooter taking a gym selfie near the leg press machine wearing a sweatband and black shirt. Scooter taking a gym selfie near the leg press machine wearing a sweatband and black shirt.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/09/2026
Not a bad day to wrap up the summer.
Scooter taking a selfie wearing sunglasses slightly below his eyes peeking over and possibly judging you in front of a DTLA skyline at golden hour Scooter taking a selfie wearing sunglasses in front of a DTLA skyline at golden hour
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 16/09/2026
This transition is starting to make more and more sense.
linkedin resume with 22 years 4 months at Microsoft as Principal Performace Architect (and other jobs).  Then goes to Goose Farmer, self-employed for 10 months
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 11/09/2026
Is it the weekend yet?
Scooter wearing single framed (douchbag) sunglasses and a white tee shirt giving a smirk of a smile
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 08/09/2026
I have been enjoying my vacation but sadly I have to work again tomorrow.
Scooter taking a bathroom selfie wearing a hat and a lego styled shirt, smiling at the camera
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/08/2026
Bluesky failing is bringing back memories.
Former Twitter fail whale. A while whale bring pulled out of the ocean by 8 small birds
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 26/08/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 23/08/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 20/08/2026
Idk... I kinda like leg day.
Scooter at the squat rack in between sets holding the barbell taking a selfie and smiling menacingly. Scooter taking another gym selfie showing full body and lifting his shorts a bit to show off his quads.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 18/08/2026
A boy distracted me.
Scooter taking a selfie but looking away at his computer to working. wearing a sweater and chewing on the tossleScooter taking a selfie but looking at phone this time wearing a sweater and chewing on the tossle smiling.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 12/08/2026
Back at the gym.
Scooter looking down at his phone while at the gym taking a selfie. Giving a bear face grin.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 07/08/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 04/08/2026
brand new chanel$
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 03/08/2026
Finally made it back to the gym.
Scooter taking a selfie in the gym locker room, shirtless with his arm raised above his head showing off his bare chest and under arm. Giving a slight winky face look.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 28/07/2026
Moanday
Scooter taking a selfie with multicolored lights in the background. he's giving a fierce wink face.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 27/07/2026
Hope everyone had a good Dory.
Dory the fish from Finding Nemo and Finding Dory.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/07/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/07/2026
im getting the pug of this plane
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/07/2026
His villain arc story
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/07/2026
The Whorax
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/07/2026
You deliver a baby but give it to the parents like it's a Blizzard from Dairy Queen.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 15/07/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 14/07/2026
Just a little leg day.
Scooter taking a mirror selfie in the weight room behind a barbell in a squat rack. His arm is on the bar towards his face as if he's thinking. He's probably sweaty.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 09/07/2026
A little stinky
Scooter taking a selfie in the gym locker room with one arm raised showing his arm pit and tricep. He's shirtless and giving a winky face. Scooter taking a selfie in the gym locker room with one arm raised showing his arm pit and tricep. He's shirtless and giving a winky to tongue sticking out face. Scooter taking a selfie in the gym locker room with one arm raised above his head slightly showing an arm pit.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 01/07/2026
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 01/07/2026
the lives i came across. (careful it's loud)
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 29/06/2026
Morning Jim.
Scooter taking a locker room selfie, post shower, showing off wet chest hair and wet hair. raising one arm up to reveal his armpit, giving a stern face
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 29/06/2026
The Supreme Court has been feeling like Executive Beta. Rolling dice to determine our future.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 28/06/2026
Lemon, its Sunday.
Scooter taking a selfie on the couch looking slightly tired, one eye closed and sticking his tongue out. Using a old camera filter with a time stamp attached and it's slightly blurry
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 27/06/2026
Happy Pride.
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 27/06/2026
Another data breach
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Scooter @scooterrific.me · 27/06/2026
yeah, 360.
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