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Michael Paul 🐓

@michael.is-post.ing
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30 or 40 years old in colorado. computer science phd, retired because my body broke, now full time poster.

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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 11h
now playing: scanners (1981, david cronenberg) 4k
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 11h
Shut every fraternity down.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
my first liquid filled vinyl, with ghibli music
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
beyond burger: burgers from the beyond
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
a selfie while I’m sitting in a chair and my tortoiseshell cat nestlé sits on the back of the chair behind my head, looking uncharacteristically majestic
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
a selfie while I’m sitting in a chair and my tortoiseshell cat nestlé sits on the back of the chair behind my head, looking uncharacteristically majestic
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
now playing: kamome diner (2006)
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was talking about this with my partner last night - we do actually live in a time where "charts" do not mean all that much. This is one thing in which the internet still remains a progressively individualising force which allows us to curate our engagement with culture.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
olive jalapeno spaghetti
a bowl of oiled spaghetti noodles covered in sauteed diced jalapeño and a generous pile of sliced kalamata olives in the center. and two dogs
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/09/2026
This is how NPCs talk in Silent Hill
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
nw
now playing: kill bill the whole bloody affair (2003ish, quentin tarantino) 4k. the hard box has a fabric veil hanging over the bride’s face on the cover. the discs come in a digipack where the cover is uma thurman in the yellow jumpsuit wielding a sword.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
olive jalapeno spaghetti
a bowl of oiled spaghetti noodles covered in sauteed diced jalapeño and a generous pile of sliced kalamata olives in the center. and two dogs
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
now playing: splendid outing (1978, kim soo-yong) radiance blu ray
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
if they sold tickets to live streams of real audience reactions they would make a billion dollars
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
rolling around in a pile of freshly picked catnip #caturday
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
pairing plain-ish donuts with apple cider
a glass of cider and a bag of old fashioned and cinnamon sugar cake donuts from voodoo
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 27/09/2026
well, i was thinking of cutting down on clam shells anyway
sugar cinnamon and clam shells recalled in the usa
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
my first liquid filled vinyl, with ghibli music
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
I hope control resonant gets a photo mode update by the time the physical version comes out
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
96 (not nice)
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
if they sold tickets to live streams of real audience reactions they would make a billion dollars
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
now playing: tekkonkinkreet (2006) 4k
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
all my homies had speech therapy as a kid
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
you gotta expand the whole image and read to the punchline
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
I logged on to exactly 29 notifications instead of 30+ and I feel like I won bluesky
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
rolling around in a pile of freshly picked catnip #caturday
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 06/08/2024
elon musk is fully in his mangosteen era which unfortunately means there's still another decade left to cover in his lowtax arc
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is absolutely impermissible to video audience reactions in a theater, but I believe there should be a special one day dispensation to capture crowded theaters laughing at Elon Musk only for the purpose of posting on his website.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
now playing: diabolique (1955) criterion blu ray
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
my goal when buying blurays is to confuse the store about what types I movies like
receipt from orbit dvd:

Zoltán Huszárik Collection (Limited Edition, Region
Free) × 1
MAtorchinTown
Watership Down (4K UHD, Standard Edition, Region
Free) × 1
Dementia (Region B) × 1
DEMENTIA
BOGART-BACALL
DARK PASSAGE
Dark Passage × 1
Crazy Lips / Gore from Outer Space (Limited Edition, Region
B) w/SLIP × 1
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
I’ve kept up with my dog’s PT better than I ever have my own look how far backwards he can walk now!
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/P6pu25zDsJg
youtu.be
Screaming
YouTube video by CHVRCHES - Topic
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
new werwulf trailer looks good. I have high hopes for it because there aren’t many good werewolf movies
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
pairing plain-ish donuts with apple cider
a glass of cider and a bag of old fashioned and cinnamon sugar cake donuts from voodoo
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you bring an iced coffee to an exorcism
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 22/09/2026
the two brains:
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 12/08/2023
But doctor, Pagliacci isn't in my network. Can you write me a prescription for a generic clown?
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
gm
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gotta be the raptor suits
costume test of the velociraptor suits from the original jurassic park, there's a couple of guys in a big workroom watching a dude wearing what looks like a paper mache white and tan costume, hunched over with a velociraptor head attached to the top of his with a big ass tail counterbalancing him. from the stan winston workshop.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
I brought a plate of loaded nachos to my job interview and they high-fived me
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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