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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 23h
"'Look, I can go ramp, I can go stair, I can go another stair. Another stair in the back. I have a stair,' Trump declared, pointing to each..." www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump boasts about his mobility at rally: ‘I can go ramp, I can go stair’
President Trump claimed that former President Biden ‘could never find the stairs’ during speech at the Peterbilt Motors Company plant in Denton, Texas
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some days, the venlafaxine is the only thing that keeps me from just yelling until my vocal cords bleed.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huge day for the archive: 69% of our collection is now wrapped up and ready for the move.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kevin says goodnight.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes, for no particular reason, I remember that Heart Mountain just yeeted itself off of its bedrock and scooted thirty miles away.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If someone tells you not to drink gasoline, an LLM may tell you that it is a great source of calories, plus it will really light a fire in your belly.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The police investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing. www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to 'self-police' AI development
President Trump on Tuesday said that he and a large group of leaders of artificial intelligence companies had signed a voluntary accord that will include internal and external reviews.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're comparing degree-earners' wages four years after graduation to high school graduates' wages at the same age. There go.any programs where someone decides to go into nonprofit work. Or heaven forbid does a national service program.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite conspiracy theory is that companies are releasing this info and encouraging whistle blowing so they can step away from their investments without catering their stock values.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Charlie Brown should not criticize Lucy for pulling the football away. He should say he is disappointed that some stakeholders have chosen not to participate in good-faith autumn recreation." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People are commenting Save The Academy on all of Drexel's instagram posts and I think that's pretty cool. If you're looking for something to do tonight 👀
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is satire, right?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026
"Our internal polling indicates that football remains incredibly popular. Even the general idea of Charlie Brown successfully booting a football, which we concede has never come close to happening, nevertheless polls modestly well across most major neighborhood demographics." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/09/2026
Not sure if it would help for you to show up with a smoke alarm to a CPSC interview, but it would make for a pretty fun story.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 24/09/2026
"And now, with an important Baby Safety Month message, Armadillo Baby."
An armadillo with the head of a baby frolicking in the grass. The text reads: Armadillo baby says!... Babies don't come with armor! You need to keep them safe! Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Check SaferProducts.gov before buying baby products.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He's really just hitting that 'do things' button like the fist of an angry god, isn't he?
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
24 September 1906 | A Hungarian Jewish woman, Rozsa Szigeti, was born. In 1944 she was deported to #Auschwitz. She did not survive. --- Learn about deportations of Jews from Hungary to Auschwitz: lekcja.auschwitz.org/en_6_dep_zydow
Vintage portrait of a woman wearing a delicate floral headband and veiled attire, gazing gently towards the camera.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Gloria” and her coworkers are harvesting grapes in Bakersfield CA. "This photo is from when we're taking our morning break. It was already 95° and feels even hotter under the vines." #WeFeedYou
The sweaty face of a worker harvesting grapes
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A laser came across my desk, and even though it's a class 2, I still sent it over to my safety team. I hope @funranium.bsky.social felt the urge to nod sagely, but was unsure why.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's hot in Moorpark CA with temperatures reaching the low 90°s. “Julio” is harvesting radishes and smiles as mist from nearby sprinklers cool him down. #WeFeedYou
Farm worker harvesting radishes on a hot day
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/09/2026
6:05 a.m. – 9:00 a.m. Stephen Miller recites the entire screenplay of The Birth of a Nation from memory. buff.ly/53Rahyu
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Today’s Programming Lineup on Trump TV
“No nation can truly call itself a democracy until its leader has dismissed the entire press corps and replaced them with state-run media. Now, instead of Am...
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@clancyny.bsky.social sorry, read the quoted thread first and missed the 🤐
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Casablanca: I'm Shocked Gambling Here
ALT: Casablanca: I'm Shocked Gambling Here
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Last night I had an anxiety dream that my parents wouldn't let me become a paleontologist unless I could name all of the bones of Styracosaurus. I'm 47.
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Josie Glausiusz @josiegz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The black robin, called kakaruia in Māori, was once the world’s rarest bird. An extraordinary conservation project brought it back from brink of extinction. The tiny bird is found only in the Chatham Islands, 800km east of mainland New Zealand. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
The black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the year
Fondly known as the ‘goth’ of New Zealand’s bird world, the black robin now has a population of 350 adults thanks to a pioneering breeding programme
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not Susan "He Learned His Lesson" Collins!
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seamus is doing a yeast post.
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Morpheus and Crew in The Matrix
ALT: Morpheus and Crew in The Matrix
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We have *six days* left until the Academy of Natural Sciences, North America's oldest Natural History museum, is scheduled to close it's doors. Here are *six reasons* why we cannot - and will not- let that happen.
a slide that says 6 days until the doors close -- 6 reasons we can keep them open, save-the-academy.org @savetheacademy
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Swine-dark sea ... Mediterranean black pigs swim at a beach on the private island of Atokos, in the lonian Sea off the west coast of Greece. The island, which is uninhabited by humans, is owned by a shipping magnate
Photograph: Aris Messinis/AFP/Getty Images
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/09/2026
"Our founders took years of experience in casino design and timeshare sales and swaddled them together into a first-of-its-kind solution that asks: Do poor people deserve to have kids?" buff.ly/stGSoST
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Rumpelstiltskin Isn’t Your Typical Fertility Startup
“Our founders took years of experience in casino design and timeshare sales and swaddled them together into a first-of-its-kind solution that asks: Do poor p...
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
17 September 1938 | A Dutch Jewish girl, Ina Nanny Blits, was born in Amsterdam. She arrived at #Auschwitz on 16 September 1943 from Westerbork. She was among 578 (out of 1005) people murdered in gas chambers after the selection. --- Children at Auschwitz Podcast: youtu.be/aYKx_zpLSqA
Vintage black and white photograph of a young girl with curly hair, wearing a patterned shirt.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh
ALT: Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me, listening to @ologies.bsky.social: Guest: And some organisms breathe rocks... Me: I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?! Learning thins is pretty neat.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My mom just sent me pictures of her baseball memorabilia that uses the Guardians' old name like I care about baseball or the fact she can't let the old name go.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tell me you've never read The Jungle without telling me you've never read The Jungle.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 03/10/2025
obligatory sturgeon mention content
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 09/09/2026
Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm
Google Map of Seattle showing Lake Union renamed to Lake Confederacy
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Libraries were one of our best ideas.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And he's bringing the $5,000 checks! www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
politico.com
Mitch McConnell expected to return to Senate this week
The former GOP leader has not voted in person since being hospitalized in June.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe it's just looking for Super Mothra La Niña?
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Shani 🫧 (Bluesky hates Palestinians) @mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
www.koco.com/article/bole...
koco.com
Boley, a historic all-Black town in Oklahoma, celebrates 123 years with documentary spotlight
Boley, one of Oklahoma’s all-Black towns, is celebrating 123 years of history with a private screening of a documentary highlighting Black cowboys and their contributions to Western heritage.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I keep seeing ads for Tom Cruise in Digger, and every time I think it's a movie based on Dig Dug.
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
<sarcasm> Good thing everyone is getting $5,000 checks in November!</sarcasm>
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is the one. This is what I'm pointing to when people ask when I could no longer tell if satire exists. The fact it's paywalled also doesn't help.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/09/2026
"Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept telling us that if we didn’t do what they said, they’d sell us to Randy Quaid, and he’d hunt us for sport." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
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An Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”
“Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept tel...
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mikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great, another standard I'll fail to meet.
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