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mike @schneider.coffee · 01/10/2026
guerrilla marketing for Digger (2026)
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mike @schneider.coffee · 01/10/2026
one week until i become a being of pure puzzle
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 21/06/2024
thinking about getting way into the song Hotline Bling
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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/09/2026
the last showing of Odyssey in imax 70mm tomorrow evening vs friday evening's imax showing of Digger
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/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨Hades: Developing Hell RETURNS🕹️ In the first episode of our second season we talk to the team @supergiantgames.bsky.social about the decision to finally make a sequel to one of their games. WATCH: youtu.be/UWFfmD8n-xA
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Why Supergiant Games Chose to Make a Sequel to Hades - Developing Hell II
YouTube video by /noclip
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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/09/2026
it’s shitty looking in a beautiful way. you know what i mean
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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/09/2026
one thing Primetime has me thinking about is how the huge billion dollar epic movie of the year in God's Perfect 70mm just grabbed me so much less than the scrappy, often intentionally-shitty-looking movie about some weird news freak from 20 years ago
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mike @schneider.coffee · 28/09/2026
i first realized robert pattinson was actually cool when he put dry pasta and aluminum foil in the microwave and blew it up while on a zoom call with a journalist
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PRIMETIME, which portrays Chris Hansen as a twisted egomaniac, is really good. It’s also the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Hansen, who has long turned child sexual abuse into a spectacle centering himself—at the expense of actual victims. spitfirenews.com/p/chris-hans...
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Chris Hansen was never the hero
On 'Primetime' and the real child abuse investigations that Hansen led astray.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/09/2026
Hansen wanted to end the commercial by reminding audiences that what they were about to see in Primetime was “a Hollywood fantasy version” of what actually happened, according to sources. But there were concerns about possible blowback from A24, and the line was removed.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/09/2026
Primetime, now that’s a fuckin movie
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mike @schneider.coffee · 26/09/2026
did you know that gambling is the addiction with the highest suicide rate? one in five individuals with severe gambling disorder attempt to take their own life pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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mike @schneider.coffee · 26/09/2026
this is amazing
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Hades in Concert - 'Ballads of the Underworld' (Concert Video)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
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dmlat @iatethebones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the toddlers at this wedding is getting a crazy fit off. I gotta know where he got the short sleeve button down with trains on it
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mikanky
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mike @schneider.coffee · 25/09/2026
unironically love seeing The OA make this list. that show was so charmingly insane. nothing else like it
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/09/2026
Craft subreddit bans Harry Potter projects: aftermath.site/craft-subreddi...
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hades: Developing Hell returns. Death to Chronos. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Km...
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Hades Developing Hell II - Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by /noclip
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mike @schneider.coffee · 24/09/2026
two weeks until puzzle day. i have defeated the puzzle man (and his many talented colleagues) twice before and i will do it again
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
man northernlion addressing his stream and being incredibly vulnerable and mature is weirdly inspiring
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The phrase “continuing our reset” strains the metaphor, the whole point of a reset is you press a button and it happens. But Microsoft may be thinking about it like Windows 11 where you have to install a bunch of shitty updates and it restarts like 3 times.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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mike @schneider.coffee · 22/09/2026
i had to look up the first one. it’s not a font, it’s a UI component that automatically bolds, italicizes, underlines, and highlights text according to some (non ai) algorithm. its output looks really stupid and annoying lol
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026
the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice
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mike @schneider.coffee · 18/09/2026
let a Dodge Ram into my lane and he acted like it was the first time anyone has ever done that. immediately regretted it
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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mike @schneider.coffee · 15/09/2026
yegge has the worst case of programmer ai psychosis i've ever seen. the two blog posts this is from are completely unhinged and insane and entirely detached from reality. the game he's making is complete trash and he's making it in the stupidest way imaginable. he has totally lost it
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's so fucked up that Half Life Alyx is like a perfect game.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 14/09/2026
i know you said this in the article but it’s so crazy that Apple actually got foveated rendering working and then didn’t let you play any of the existing good VR games
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mike @schneider.coffee · 14/09/2026
another thing is that the film was visibly physically degraded from 3 months of 4x daily showings. i don’t know enough about film projection to know how typical that is or whose fault it is but it didn’t seem ideal
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mike @schneider.coffee · 14/09/2026
cool to see a screen that big. maybe someday i will see a better movie on it
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mike @schneider.coffee · 14/09/2026
the odyssey was fine. i apologize for the delay in bringing you this opinion, our 70mm IMAX theater has been sold out for three months
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mike @schneider.coffee · 09/09/2026
Refresh your page, I see $82.99/12mo and $57.99/24mo for a 256GB duo. i think this was a mistake that they fixed
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mike @schneider.coffee · 09/09/2026
salute to Sean and the Hello Games team for ten years of free updates to No Man’s Sky. i am still amazed at the technical achievement of this game. we’ve seen huge studios try and fail to achieve things that this tiny studio managed to pull off
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mike @schneider.coffee · 09/09/2026
so glad you’re okay. that’s so scary man!
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a quick tutorial. Watch in full screen landscape so you don’t miss any tips! ❌⭕️❌⭕️
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/09/2026
these are the greatest game designers in the world
So we’ve got this thing here. [I point at the prize in the middle of the table. It’s a red object shaped roughly like a stereotypical Kong dog toy, and it’s being held in place with a big blue clamp.] You’re not going to tell me what the name of this thing is, are you?

Everyone, at once: Oh, no.

Disseldorp: You know what this thing is, it’s whatever you call it. That’s the name of it.

Do you have a name that you all call it though? Even if you won’t tell me what it is.

Disseldorp: Yeah, we call it something, but it’s really unimportant what we call it. And we shouldn’t have any more weight than any other group.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/09/2026
my group finally finished Big Walk tonight. what an amazing game. i don't even know what to say about it. every single decision they made while making it was the perfect decision. thank you @househouse.com
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mike @schneider.coffee · 06/09/2026
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mike @schneider.coffee · 05/09/2026
I can’t believe he did that
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mike @schneider.coffee · 04/09/2026
the new iapetus album is sounding amazing, man
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Iapetus - The Mother Void (ft. Fabienne Erni) - OFFICIAL AUDIO
YouTube video by Willowtip Records
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mike @schneider.coffee · 03/09/2026
the “juicy” ones which are the same thing except they have juice inside like Gushers really bring it up to whimsy level 11
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/09/2026
i think an Asian market should have it yeah. it’s not a rare flavor, it seemed to be something you can find at every 7-11 in taiwan. there were other flavors that I’d only see occasionally but they always had coriander
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/09/2026
eating coriander Doritos makes you look as cool as this guy
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mid-to-late 30s guy @higham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A green Doritos bag picturing aTaiwanese man in a leather jacket holding a green dorito chip in his left hand. His right hand points at you.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/09/2026
Rainbow Doritos are a tasty way to support LGBT causes
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/09/2026
they are keeping them from us
A green bag of Doritos Coriander Flavor. some Chinese text is visible on the bag alongside the English translation
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/09/2026
they need to give us the taiwanese coriander doritos. i need to be able to buy a party size bag of coriander doritos from a normal store and eat the entire thing myself
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