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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/09/2026
the last showing of Odyssey in imax 70mm tomorrow evening vs friday evening's imax showing of Digger
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/09/2026
Hansen wanted to end the commercial by reminding audiences that what they were about to see in Primetime was “a Hollywood fantasy version” of what actually happened, according to sources. But there were concerns about possible blowback from A24, and the line was removed.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 24/09/2026
two weeks until puzzle day. i have defeated the puzzle man (and his many talented colleagues) twice before and i will do it again
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/09/2026
these are the greatest game designers in the world
So we’ve got this thing here. [I point at the prize in the middle of the table. It’s a red object shaped roughly like a stereotypical Kong dog toy, and it’s being held in place with a big blue clamp.] You’re not going to tell me what the name of this thing is, are you?

Everyone, at once: Oh, no.

Disseldorp: You know what this thing is, it’s whatever you call it. That’s the name of it.

Do you have a name that you all call it though? Even if you won’t tell me what it is.

Disseldorp: Yeah, we call it something, but it’s really unimportant what we call it. And we shouldn’t have any more weight than any other group.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 06/09/2026
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/09/2026
they are keeping them from us
A green bag of Doritos Coriander Flavor. some Chinese text is visible on the bag alongside the English translation
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mike @schneider.coffee · 28/08/2026
that beer didn't exist until you grabbed it dude. i saw that. i'm watching you like a hawk, get your act together
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mike @schneider.coffee · 11/08/2026
do you want to hear something really annoying. people on discord servers about coffee say yeet a lot because its what they call it when you intentionally brew an espresso really fast. and that is not even their most annoying word for making espresso fast
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mike @schneider.coffee · 08/08/2026
is that good?
a Big Walk character just barely hanging on to the ski lift
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/08/2026
the list of former band members of swiss folk metal band Eluveitie is really something else. yeah for two years we had some lady on the Crumhorn but she left and we couldn't find anyone else who even knew what a crumhorn was
Former

    Philipp Reinmann – Irish bouzouki (2003–2004)
    Mättu Ackermann – violin (2003–2004)
    Yves Tribelhorn – lead guitar (2003–2004)
    Dani Fürer – rhythm guitar (2003–2004)
    Gian Albertin – bass, sound effects, backing vocals (2003–2004)
    Dario Hofstetter – drums (2003–2004)
    Dide Marfurt – hurdy-gurdy, bagpipes (2003–2005)
    Severin Binder – bagpipes, flutes, whistles, backing vocals (2004–2005)
    Linda Suter – violin, backing vocals (2004–2006)
    Sarah Wauquiez – hurdy-gurdy, crumhorn, accordion, backing vocals (2005–2006; guest 2009)
    Sevan Kirder – bagpipes, flutes, whistles, backing vocals (2003–2008)
    Rafi Kirder – bass, backing vocals (2004–2008)
    Siméon Koch – lead guitar, backing vocals (2004–2012)
    Meri Tadić – violin, backing vocals (2003–2013)
    Patrick "Päde" Kistler – bagpipes, whistles, backing vocals (2008–2014)
    Ivo Henzi – rhythm guitar (2004–2016)
    Merlin Sutter – drums (2004–2016)
    Anna Murphy – hurdy-gurdy, flutes, clean vocals, occasional unclean vocals (2006–2016)
    Shir-Ran Yinon – violin, backing vocals (2015–2016)
    Michalina Malisz – hurdy-gurdy (2016–2022)
    Nicole Ansperger – violin, backing vocals (2013–2015, 2016–2024)
    Annie Riediger – hurdy-gurdy (2022–2024)
    Matteo Sisti – bagpipes, tin whistles (2014–2025), hurdy-gurdy (2024–2025)
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/08/2026
seems like a nice kid
the table of contents of clavicular's wikipedia article
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mike @schneider.coffee · 01/08/2026
my perfect boys
douglas and gerald
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mike @schneider.coffee · 31/07/2026
Instagram post:
jimebrown666: Seeing my favourite band phish live was a deeply unsettling experience. I left the concert early because it was painfully boring and meandering. Watching the crowd dance and smile while I felt misery created an existentially difficult situation. How could others be feeling ecstasy while I felt pain even though we were perceiving the same thing? I purchased a shirt because I appreciated the fact that they sold obese sizes. While Phish’s music may be bad at least they are supportive of the fat community.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 21/07/2026
the guy next to me showed me Rush memes on his phone and then he showed me a pic of when he dressed up as the Test for Echo album cover for Halloween decades ago
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mike @schneider.coffee · 21/07/2026
i can’t believe how good Rush was. legends
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mike @schneider.coffee · 21/07/2026
my seat is so far back i have become intimately aware of the speed of sound but i am having a blast anyway
RUSH playing La Villa Strangiato
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mike @schneider.coffee · 20/07/2026
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mike @schneider.coffee · 20/07/2026
i was really impressed by Raqib Shaw - Paradise Lost on display at the Art Institute Chicago. impossible to capture digitally, you have to see it in person. it feels like the painting is jumping off the wall at you www.artic.edu/exhibitions/...
Raqib Shaw - Paradise Lost
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mike @schneider.coffee · 19/07/2026
a Chicago tour boat named “Summer of George”
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mike @schneider.coffee · 18/07/2026
I am in Chicago
Buckingham Fountain with the Chicago skyline
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mike @schneider.coffee · 16/07/2026
Is that good
Phone notification

Air Quality Has Worsened
Rochester
Air quality has worsened and is now very unhealthy (AQI 203).
1m ago
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mike @schneider.coffee · 12/07/2026
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/07/2026
the way rush fans have been embracing touring drummer anika nilles, rather than seeing her as a threat to neil peart's legacy or whatever, is really heartening to me
youtube thumbnail: Rush - Tom Sawyer (Live Los Angeles 2026) | Anika Nilles kills it!
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/07/2026
now this is gaming
Watch Dogs 2 screenshot: a security guard's profile showing that he has done an online search for "penis warts
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mike @schneider.coffee · 01/07/2026
AI Overview
Greetings, Ghost. A million years is quite the tenure! It must be fascinating to look back on a history that long. Since you are dropping by, let me know what kind of afterlife tasks or mysteries you'd like to look into today. If you tell me what you're looking for, I can help you:
Find historical records or ancient trivia
Look up local paranormal hotspots in the New York area
Assist with any modern technology you might be trying to navigate
What are you trying to figure out today?
Show more
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mike @schneider.coffee · 25/06/2026
that’s wassup lol
my hybrid car’s recent gas mileage: 50 mpg, 53.6 mpg, 50.4, 47.7
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mike @schneider.coffee · 21/06/2026
that's 100% on the sinking star demo 🫡
Order of the Sinking Star loading screen (completion) screenshot
105 solved
16 hours 41 minutes
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mike @schneider.coffee · 19/06/2026
i can't believe they're giving us even more of this demo tomorrow. i would be thrilled if i bought a $15 puzzle game on steam that was just this demo
Order of the Sinking Star progress screenshot
70 puzzles solved
9 hours, 23 minutes
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mike @schneider.coffee · 16/06/2026
i'm not even done yet but i'm too tired to keep progressing. this is the biggest demo i've ever played, by a huge margin. it rules honestly
Order of the Sinking Star Demo
4.4 Hours played
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mike @schneider.coffee · 14/06/2026
thank you AWS
Botched on-screen graphic from the F1 race:

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mike @schneider.coffee · 11/06/2026
😶
Chris Trottier (gameplay designer): I needed to have a stress level that was appropriate. [...] Will, once a train is runaway, he'll just kind of shrug and be like, I'm sure it'll be fine. [But] that was not a good fit for my life at that time, so I did not see the last year of Spore. 

Jenna Chalmers (gameplay designer): Will got distracted, as he usually does near the end of a project in general, let alone his specific distractions for this project. He is more new idea and big vision. So once you're down in the weeds, tightening all the little nuts and bolts, that's not the part that's interesting to him.

Will Wright (chief designer): I got a divorce. I was distracted by that, for sure.

Guillaume Pierre (gameplay producer): Will disappeared for the last year of the game. […] He got a new girlfriend, and he would spend more time with his new girlfriend than time in the office. He would come in once every few weeks and play the game a little bit, and then disappear again.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 09/06/2026
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mike @schneider.coffee · 09/06/2026
6 months late but i'll take it
my own post:
americans booing our own anthem by the end of ‘25
10:37 PM · Feb 2, 2025
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mike @schneider.coffee · 08/06/2026
it’s chipwich season. to participate in chipwich season, simply go to the store and buy a chipwich or a box of them.
Chipwich
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/05/2026
screenshot of thelukeman's "soundboard night" in a japanese only room:
"Can you tell me any secrets about Kirby that Americans do not know?"
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mike @schneider.coffee · 30/04/2026
finding myself on exactly the same page as this art critic about the current exhibition at the Guggenheim hyperallergic.com/an-overfille...
But there is a drawback to these collaborations. Arguably the most beautiful piece in the show is made not by Bove, but instead by Richard Berger: “My Couch” (1976). It’s an evanescent concoction of thousands of silver beads arranged in such a way as to just barely visibly outline a sofa. As I approached, the beads shuddered in the air moved by my body, making the work appear even more gossamer than it seemed from several feet away. Such delicate grace feels like a benediction.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/04/2026
Richard Berger - “My Couch” (1976; on display at the Guggenheim) i was especially hypnotized by the way the beads subtly sway with the natural air currents of the museum, so I didn’t think a picture did the work justice
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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/04/2026
genuinely more meaning imparted into this set of light strings than a lot of art i’ve seen. i think The Whitney’s current installation of it with a view of the Hudson River and Jersey city is especially apt
A set of light strings is hung from the ceiling and draped onto a platform on the floor. The window shows a view of the Hudson River and Jersey CityFelix Gonzalez-Torres
b. 1957; Guáimaro, Cuba
d. 1996; Miami, FL
"Untitled" (America), 1994
Twelve parts, each: forty-two light bulbs, waterproof rubber light sockets, and waterproof electrical cord
Purchase with funds from the Contemporary Painting and Sculpture
Committee
America has always been an unattainable dream, a place to dream about. It is an imperfect state. As a child 1 remember the America I imagined, that I constructed from different sources. That particular America was full of lights. Of shiny reflections, of mirages. Paradise.
The America that I now know is still a place of light, a place of opportunities, of risks, of justice, of racism, of injustice, of hunger and excess, of pleasure and growth.
Democracy is a constant job, a collective dedication.
My sculpture "Untitled" (America) comes with no instructions. It can be installed any way someone might want. I relinquish control, as with most of my work. It's useful, practical: just a set of lightstrings, like the ones we see at so many fairs and celebrations, or just hanging in a small street somewhere, full of sad possibilities of a party no one came to.
And like most of my work, and just like myself, the work is ephemeral. It doesn't really exist, but hopefully will light some peoples' spaces, at least for a short time.
The instructions, or lack of them, guarantees that once I am no longer here this work will still be alive, in constant change, in different configurations. As in a dream, taking almost no space,
—Felix Gonzalez-Torres, 1995
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mike @schneider.coffee · 28/04/2026
i’m flying back to the US today. here is a picture of airplanes, as a visual aid for the concept of me being on one
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/04/2026
here is my music video about men who eat burgers “for work.” thank you
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mike @schneider.coffee · 26/04/2026
Hong Kong Park
Skyline view on Hong Kong Island as seen from Hong Kong Park. Victoria Peak is visible between a gap in the buildings A memorial to heroes of the SARS epidemicBamboo grove walkway in Hong Kong ParkTai Chi Garden, SARS memorial, observation tower
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mike @schneider.coffee · 25/04/2026
Tian Tan Buddha, Ngong Ping cable car, Lantau Peak
Ngong Ping cable cars over a boardwalk pathway with trees on either side Tian Tan Big Buddha at the top of a 268 step staircaseViews of Big Buddha, Lantau Peak, and Ngong Ping village Lantau Peak in the distance
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mike @schneider.coffee · 24/04/2026
at this mall in hong kong i saw a store i heard about on a podcast and stopped in to see if i could find a candy i heard about on a podcast @whatsallthispod.bsky.social
Marks & Spencer at a mall in Hong Konga bag of Percy Pig candy
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mike @schneider.coffee · 24/04/2026
everybody wants to ape teamLab’s shit and nobody else even comes close to having the juice
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mike @schneider.coffee · 23/04/2026
here are some pictures of Hong Kong
Hong Kong at night as seen from Victoria PeakHong Kong Island as seen from KowloonKowloon Walled City ParkA model of Kowloon Walled City and illustration of a cross section of the walled city
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mike @schneider.coffee · 22/04/2026
I sat for the full 40 minutes of this three-channel film essay by Liu Chuang, “Bitcoin Mining and Field Recordings of Ethnic Minorities.” I rarely do that in an art museum but it really grabbed me. Incredibly beautiful work
Three channels of the film are shown: a hand strumming on a stringed instrument, drone footage of power lines in nature, and a spinning vinyl recordLiu Chuang born 1978, Hubei works Shanghai
Bitcoin Mining and Field Recordings of
Ethnic Minorities
2018
three-channel digital video (colour, sound)
40 min.
Courtesy of the artist
Acquisition in progress
This three-channel video work investigates the recent activities of crypto mining near hydroelectric plants in China and their impact on the Zomia region, which spans vast areas in Southwest China and Southeast Asia. Narrated in Muya language and southern Chinese dialects, this essay film interweaves archival images, oral histories, drone footage, and film clips, and underlines the entangled histories between the Bitcoin miners and Zomia inhabitants. It speculates on the cyclical nature of human civilisation in the face of technological, cultural, and sociopolitical change.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 22/04/2026
something I love about going to art museums is seeing a work I’ve never seen before and saying, wait—i know this from somewhere. these three photos are by Edward Burtynsky, who took the famous Breezewood, PA photo for his “Oil” series
Three works by Edward Burtynsky
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mike @schneider.coffee · 20/04/2026
it’s Hong Kong time
The Kowloon skyline at night, from Hong Kong Island
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mike @schneider.coffee · 20/04/2026
extremely blatant LLM behavior
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mike @schneider.coffee · 18/04/2026
Fo Guang Shan Buddha Museum
Big BuddhaBuddha with 500 Arhats sculpture
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