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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

gotta be weird to look in the mirror and know exactly what you’re gonna look like as a skeleton

Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the key art for this movie makes it look like “EDM Festival: The Animated Movie” which is sadly a pitch I would crawl across broken glass to avoid

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the biggest bummer is they aren’t even cool supervillains, like we could’ve had Magneto or Horde Prime but instead we get Bert reskinned as a sweaty Nazi

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tbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

scuba is the chillest activity and unironically this is a big reason why

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is not surprising in the least but still insane and worth the read

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the implication here is that anyone can just have AI tell them Jensen Huang’s home address

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

every day this week my entire commute has been plagued by “they were definitely looking at their phone” fender benders, can you ding dongs get your shit together please yes obviously I’m in Los Angeles

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well well well well well fuckin wellllllllll

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 23/09/2026

George Santos is off to a rough start on “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test.”

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*

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Mako @mako69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You do not hate Gavin Newsom enough. You just simply don't. If you have any hate for this Patrick Bateman boss boot licker in your heart, triple it. That's a start. Media consolidation at this scale is venom straight into the veins of the public. Insane how fast they caved before the midterms.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"The agency waived a Congressionally mandated 25% cap on foreign broadcast ownership to allow a trio of Middle East sovereign wealth funds, from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates, to own 49.5% of the merged company."

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 18/09/2026

It should invite some serious introspection and critical examination that almost all of Biden's most important Middle East foreign policymakers and advisors are also functionally totally supportive of Trump's own program.

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Biden envoy Amos Hochstein defends Trump admin’s nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia

Hochstein, who negotiated civil nuclear issues with Riyadh under Biden, said the alternative is Saudi Arabia turning to China or Russia

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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran won’t see your mean posts, but your friends with a bunch of messy bullshit tattoos (me, it’s me) will

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

if any celebrity thinks they don’t have enough clout to make a real difference, please observe that a D-list white rapper made one speech at one concert and we’re already seeing tangible results

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

extremely funny that Ed Sheeran has been named in three separate lawsuits accusing him of ripping off someone else’s song, not because he definitely did, but because every one of his songs sounds like a thousand other dogshit songs you’ve heard while selecting toothpaste at CVS

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

yes, totally sad. would be even sadder if every single ICE agent did exactly the same thing. unfathomable sadness, I’m getting a half-sad just thinking about it

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

EXCLUSIVE: When elected officials and advocates in Danbury, Connecticut, said ICE arrested a parent at a school bus stop Aug. 26, federal officials denied their accounts. I got video that appears to show such an arrest. My latest at @ctinsider.bsky.social — www.ctinsider.com/news/article...

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Video appears to show ICE arrest near CT school bus stop, despite federal denials

ICE has denied it made an arrest at a school bus stop, but confirmed it made 118 arrests in Connecticut that week.

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore scandal must be truly devastating for Ed Sheeran, who until today was a shining exemplar of artistic integrity, taste, and cultural relevance

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."

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"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."

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ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026

Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

about 50% of Bluesky is the 5% of people who are about 3000% more engaged with politics than the average person having daily slapfights over the future behaviour of ppl who decide who theyre going to vote for depending on the last colour they saw and won't remember who they chose 5 min later

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don’t judge a book by its cover Guy whose whole job is designing book covers (slams drink on table): the fuck did you just say?

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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

always funny to see someone in a Waldo outfit who isn’t purposely invoking Waldo. Reclaiming the “red-and-white striped shirt and hiker beanie” look on behalf of the people, very brave of you sir

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is the "Charlie Brown had hoes" of the center now. You didn't experience this. It didn't happen. This wasn't real.

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026

Boy I hate inflation. What I should do is give everyone in the country five thousand dollars

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