Reposted by Texture PoppinsMikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Has anyone heard anything about this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...youtube.comBobby Kotick vs. The Games MediaYouTube video by People Make Games 9871284
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Knowledge work” otherwise known as… thinking 010
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026very gradually eating a box of Altoids for dinner 000
Reposted by Texture PoppinsDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. 211428
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I distinctly remember a moment during early Covid where a lot of people I knew IRL had been living their lives according to how people on Twitter were yelling at each other, but then gradually just sort of unplugged and stopped giving a shit and everything suddenly felt better and more sane 120
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My dad’s business partner has a story about how BL stole his girlfriend in high school. I then ended up working on one of his shows by random coincidence, and he had no memory of that happening 110
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Finally diving into Woolhaven (Cult of the Lamb DLC) and reminded of why I put like 70 hours into the base game, it’s damn good 000
Reposted by Texture PoppinsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 308122222240
Reposted by Texture PoppinsTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/10/2026Telling the Pope he can't talk about AI because he's not an "artist" like you is so fucking funny. You're not an AI artist, you didn't art anything. You serially commission visual files from a chatbot. You're like the dumbest Pope Julius III working with the worst fake Michelangelo there is. 416119
Reposted by Texture PoppinsTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh yeah that’s the good stuff 2002724529
Reposted by Texture PoppinsPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 932747363
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026every new detail about GTA 6 is like “you can have pets, the pets can get realistic diseases and die. if you forget to change your hamster’s wood shavings, it will die from listeria. you can choose from 17 different methods of disposing the hamster corpse, all with their own unique animations” 000
Reposted by Texture PoppinsBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time." 2349861156
Reposted by Texture PoppinsMarty @martincrownover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The perfect way to put it. They found a way to worm a subscription between you and your normal work. 3394166
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026gotta be weird to look in the mirror and know exactly what you’re gonna look like as a skeleton 010
Reposted by Texture Poppinsacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026eat shit lolradaronline.comEXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network. 110012
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the key art for this movie makes it look like “EDM Festival: The Animated Movie” which is sadly a pitch I would crawl across broken glass to avoid 010
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the biggest bummer is they aren’t even cool supervillains, like we could’ve had Magneto or Horde Prime but instead we get Bert reskinned as a sweaty Nazi 010
Reposted by Texture Poppinstbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026scuba is the chillest activity and unironically this is a big reason why 748060
Reposted by Texture PoppinsBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows 202637465
Reposted by Texture PoppinsMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5buff.ly“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen... 11655246
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well well well well well fuckin wellllllllll 010
Reposted by Texture PoppinsTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098462767
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wow so beautiful of her to have that sign printed for the “generic announcements directed at Human Race” festival held annually on a nondescript residential street 030
Reposted by Texture PoppinsRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 23/09/2026George Santos is off to a rough start on “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test.” 187915
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every one of Jim C’s one-liners could’ve just been “get off my lawn” and it would’ve been exactly the same 010
Reposted by Texture PoppinsUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you* 332095615
Reposted by Texture PoppinsMako @mako69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You do not hate Gavin Newsom enough. You just simply don't. If you have any hate for this Patrick Bateman boss boot licker in your heart, triple it. That's a start. Media consolidation at this scale is venom straight into the veins of the public. Insane how fast they caved before the midterms. 14487213
Reposted by Texture Poppinshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"The agency waived a Congressionally mandated 25% cap on foreign broadcast ownership to allow a trio of Middle East sovereign wealth funds, from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates, to own 49.5% of the merged company." 23317
Reposted by Texture Poppinsgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169485732
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This happened when I had to play Shin Megami Tensei V for work, except I broke after about 45 minutes. I was like an entire encyclopedia from a nonsense reality being force-fed to me via enema and I simply could not bring myself to give a shit about any of itt 010
Reposted by Texture PoppinsNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 181140916477
Reposted by Texture PoppinsBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026joe rogan has risen to the occasion to become the joe rogan of the left 1938437
Reposted by Texture PoppinsTodd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video... 201708424
Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah but he still has to serve a life sentence as someone with a slab of rancid bologna for a face 000
Reposted by Texture PoppinsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1401267036705