iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Making my millipede dysphoric by showing it pictures of rolly pollies

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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 28/09/2026

it's just footnoteslop bro. you only like it because i digress

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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.

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hadley @misassemblage.net · 24/09/2026

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You expect Israelis to care about pedophilia?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

his name is lethargic. he's an IRC chatbot I wrote in 2011 and has been through IRC, skype, and is now on discord (in private servers with friends.) the algorithm has been unchanged since the beginning.

Lethargic’s algorithm

Lethargic’s primary response generator uses a bespoke algorithm that uses neither templates nor markov chains.
Take the user’s input:
Hello lethargic, how are you doing today?
Then pick a random message from a dataset of old IRC logs
brb throwing my computer against the wall
Then we interlace these two sentences, one word at a time, excluding ending punctuation:
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall

Lethargic's algorithm continued
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall
We replace “lethargic” with “me” and other pronouns so that they are inverted (like ELIZA)
Hello brb me, throwing how your are computer me against doing the today wall
Finally we pass this amalgamation into google translate a bunch of times through multiple languages to get our response:
Hey, wait a minute, how's your computer doing today after I hit my head against a wall?

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

does anyone want to hear about my robot son?

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minus9 @minus9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Carry on my robot son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more.

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m-key.bandcamp.com @m-key.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

9/11 + Homestuck = UNBEATABLE

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

god i need to go to the dentist

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 19/09/2026

welcome to America. we have Two Parties. one is called The Democrats. they balk at the suggestion one should have to give voters what they want. the other is called The Republicans, and it is their sole ambition to install a king. we are a Serious Nation. stop Laughing. we Have Nukes.

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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 19/09/2026

bold of u to assume i dont consider latias 9/11 to be stuck porn

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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

an f16 can get done in by a bird much in the same way a horse with a broken leg is done in because it's a bizzare sort of creature that did not plan beyond "uhh go fast don't get hit by anything ever"

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

we sniff methamphetamine drug in this web zone

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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

shark penis daughter or dolphin penis son

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Harley @beastgoddk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I'm undergoing a special kind of therapy to turn my suicidal ideation into homicidal ideation.

Drawing of my rat fursona looking down at the viewer while holding a gun in a grimy bathroom.

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MAD CITY KITTY @schizo.lol · 07/07/2026

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MAD CITY KITTY @schizo.lol · 12/09/2026

wahhh the counter is up to 108 days since it last almost died. its so bored

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MAD CITY KITTY @schizo.lol · 16/08/2026

polyamory can have its rough moments for sure but also u get to overhear ur partners passing around pictures of u that u werent aware they had taken,,so,,<333333

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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 12/09/2026

one of my plane buddies just sent me this, please ensure all the proper transgender supersonic plane enthusiasts see it as well 🫡

9/11 but it's two XB-70 Valkyries and an F-104 starfighter

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George Brown @g0xa52a2a.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I can only assume this was photo was taken mid hazing ritual of some kind?

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Milly @mimpy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

for any who may need it

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i think the worst bit about having sleep issues isn't the way it disconnects me from the people around me, be it friends family or relationships, but for the majority of my interactions, people think it'll go away on it's own, that i'm faking it, or that it can be beaten out of me with punishment

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"ah, a chronic issue? i had that once"

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11

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MAD CITY KITTY @schizo.lol · 12/09/2026

rock paper scissors but its jet fuel/steel beams/paper

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hadley @misassemblage.net · 11/09/2026

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MAD CITY KITTY @schizo.lol · 11/09/2026

happy 9/11 everynyan !! 🩵

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026

Terrible: AI lab insider says machines plan to keep us on the edge of orgasm as it chokes us out

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ponder @ponder.ooo · 09/09/2026

❌ "you should be updating on this" ✅ "you need to conjugate on this" ❌ "i think we just have different priors" ✅ "i think we're working with different branch cuts" ❌ "this evidence isn't enough to overcome my priors" ✅ "the log likelihood is just too imaginary"

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ponder @ponder.ooo · 09/09/2026

bayesianism is out. it's passe. the next big thing is complexified probability theory. if your priors don't have a phase angle you're not gonna make it.

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road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oh...um... My wife is calling me. Excuse me.

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hadley @misassemblage.net · 08/09/2026

illustration of shiny latias smoking on the roof of a building

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