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Halloween Mike

@schatzipage.bsky.social
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Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.

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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 6h
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 6h
Etsy!
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 6h
static.klipy.com
Golden Girls: Is It Hot In Here?
ALT: Golden Girls: Is It Hot In Here?
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 6h
Nice work 🙌🏻 excellent choice
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 9h
Disappointment. A little betrayed. But I should know better.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 9h
If this was all because of the ineptness of Illich, then yes, I agree. But like Bex said, not a good look.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 9h
Can’t be mad about that, in fact I hope we see more of that as the season goes on
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 9h
I can’t punch the Senators who deserve it so I’ll settle for hockey punches
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Anu Li @panikadoc.bsky.social · 10h
I can’t hate the Anaheim Ducks because their organist is a cool trans woman who is into anime and video games and otherwise has good taste in music
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 9h
No Mickey I love you but 88 is neither a gentleman nor a statesman
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10h
4-1 LGRW
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10h
Will hats fly, I wonder?
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10h
So if 71 gets a Hattie tonight (or any night)….then what?
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10h
She’s perfect
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10h
It’s lovely but PARDON
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10h
Chicago political ads on the Detroit hockey feed there is no escape
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 10h
The Red Wings scored
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Waging Nonviolence @wagingnonviolence.org · 13h
From police killings to genocide in Gaza, collective grieving practices have built lasting movement infrastructure and helped overcome alienation and burnout.
wagingnonviolence.org
After October 7, I learned that movements need grief spaces
From police killings to genocide in Gaza, collective grieving practices have built lasting movement infrastructure and helped with overwhelm.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 13h
Here's some graphics for our friends in California. They've joined a very prestigious group of cities who need to remind the president to STFU.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15h
So so happy to hear this 💗💗💗
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh man... Hastert... Bakker...
Door No. 3 (Let's Make a Deal (c. 1970s))
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good evening youtu.be/rmqswLKKYyU?...
youtu.be
Fountains Of Wayne - Radiation Vibe (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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Benjamin Mako Hill @mako.cc · 06/10/2026
My research group is hiring someone based in the Chicago area. Come join us!
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I miss Dolly.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@shannysland.bsky.social how’s your health bb?
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But FOR THE KINDER
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah I won’t be renewing.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hurry quick before you get any on you! 🏚️
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*looks at you all in Chicago Stars STH*
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man, I don’t know. I just wanted a comfy cardigan with pockets.
A label that reads (it’s a lot) “ hello welcome to Lillusory . Since it’s establishment in 2015, the design concept of classic, comfortable, and fashionable has made Lillusory a brand worthy of attention. We hope you look more beautiful and more fashionable and get the best effect from the fashion trend. We not only focus on current fashion trends, but also predict new ones so that a group of loyal customers a companies us on a stranger road because of our unique designs and high-quality fabrics. We have become one of the best selling women’s fashion products on Amazon.”
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So angry all the time
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need the strength training, I’m down.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That looks like an angry thumb
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leah what are we gonna do this year
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Jenknitstoomuch @jenknitstoomuch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once again if you are in Chicagoland the White Sox game is on channel 60 in Spanish with no political commercials.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It never does. Wasted energy, always. I love uuuuuuuuuu and your mate!
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“You live in a bubble” well this is *why* I live in a bubble.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES EXACTLY THIS
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I missed this whole drama but piping up to say they suck
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy wow!!! Also that soup looks amazing
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That sound would elicit a house-wide sigh when I was growing up.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Release your fears
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LONG PANTS OR GTFO
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are still 231 Calls to Action that have yet to be done
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's Banned Books Week at River Side Casino! We have dusted off our Naked Lunch, Lolita, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower slot machines.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 04/10/2026
Happening now in the Chicago suburb of Bridgeview: A few hundred people are out protesting right-wing provocateur Jake Lang and his attempted "crusader march" on the local Palestine Fest going on nearby. Police in riot gear just formed a line, with Lang's group behind them.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How is this in any way enjoyable or relaxing
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