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Schatzi Page

@schatzipage.bsky.social
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Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.

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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 3h
Finally, some good news!
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mark stone butch blues @jeansparmesan.bsky.social · 3h
shooting blind here, but does anyone know someone/somewhere in the west burbs I could get the value of an enormous binder full of Pokémon cards appraised
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JB @jb72jb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just seen that someone has called the latest evidence City have referred to as ‘The Pepstein Files’ #MCFC
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my kid’s suitemates in college had to move to a different suite because of a roommate issue and her new suitemates saw that this girl had “I stand with Israel” in her Instagram bio and all hell broke loose. The kids are alright.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s it. I’m gay. It was that easy. Thank you Flo
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drmag00 @drmag00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, my dudes, as you watch the Monday Evening Football activities, take a break during commercials and let the dudes in your life know that you're done with the sexist bullshit. You're done with the jokes anout rape and women drivers and bitch this and on the rag that.
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smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A 15-minute, 5-ingredient crispy-creamy pasta-and-greens dinner that wants to change the way we make ravioli forever, just in time to talk ourselves out of ordering takeout tonight. smittenkitchen.com/2019/10/skil...
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Ryan Ottignon @ryaninevanston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UPDATE ON ICE IN EVANSTON LAST WEEK: Just got a FOIA back for 911 calls, police dispatch audio, and police reports associated with the arrest. There's a lot to unpack. 1/ 🧵
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
True….but I’d like to hear Kelly Clarkson take a swipe at Freedom 90
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Scott Kennedy @scotttkennedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Museum of Science and Industry heist distraction engaged.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social I’m sending this to you for obvious reasons 🤣
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna get carpal tunnel from typing STOP on these texts
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 27/09/2026
It's just after 1pm on another picture perfect fall day in Chicago. So far today, masked federal agents have taken people from Brighton Park and suburban Aurora. ~1 year after the "Blitz" began, the alerts haven't subsided. ICE is still breaking windows and destroying worlds.
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smtm_LFC1975 @smtmlfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cracking Album this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
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Sam Stroope @sam-stroope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚠️JOB OPPORTUNITY! The LSU Department of Sociology 🐯 is seeking applications for a tenured or tenure-track faculty position, at any rank, specializing in Environment and Community. Please share widely! Link: lsu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/LSU/job/0110...
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RED COOLER
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Patrick Monaghan @pkmonaghan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Hüsker Dü as an opener on Ladies Night!! Free entry! Free beer!
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um the new U2 song? Might actually be a banger?
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shakeia @curlyfro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
reporting live from clinch city USA. what a fun time for all my cubs and sox fan neighbors.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rupech’s a mess on this episode
The announcer guy from supermarket sweep looking like he’s trying to fit in at a teen dance club
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@stelliferant.bsky.social
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026
I swear to christ I just saw an ad for the Meta Ray-Ban pervert glasses that sold them as a way to help blind veterans know where the flag is so they can salute it
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DrArchivalGenomics @ehekkala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I urge everyone to go and stand with the academy of natural sciences- this is the last weekend the public will know about it. Bring the media. lnkd.in/p/giZFfyN9
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Last Friday was my final time presenting at our Dinos After Dark Event. Our museum, the Academy of Natural Sciences, is expected to close at the end of the month to the public. The past few weeks… | E...
Last Friday was my final time presenting at our Dinos After Dark Event. Our museum, the Academy of Natural Sciences, is expected to close at the end of the month to the public. The past few weeks have...
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#LGRW
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Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With the Chicago Sky season coming to its end, I want to remind you that I'm looking for work! I want full-time work in communications, particularly non-profit, but I can do writing of any kind.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Soup Szn my beeches
A freshly made bowl of roasted pepper and corn chowder. Sweet pepper, poblano pepper, sandia pepper, and sweet corn, with red onion and garlic with some smoked cheddar. All from Tomato Mountain CSA
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Old enough to remember when the internet was, like 70% this
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Attention Northern Hemisphere people Tomorrow is the Autumnal Equinox. Get your soup recipes ready. I’m making roasted pepper and corn chowder.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Jose" is a Fresno county farm worker who's making raisins by picking grapes, laying them out on paper where they will dry. He stands long hours on hot sand under a stifling sun. He starts work when the sun's not even up, using a lamp he purchased himself. #WeFeedYou
Workers making raisins in the Sun by laying out paper and putting freshly picked grapes on top for it to dry
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The TRiiBE @thetriibe.com · 21/09/2026
NEW — This past Saturday, steppers from all over the country traveled to the mecca to compete on one of the biggest stages for Chicago-style steppin’. Check out our photo gallery and the list of winners. thetriibe.com/2026/09/phot...
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PHOTO GALLERY: Steppers came from across the country to the mecca to claim their crown • The TRiiBE
The 35th Annual World’s Largest Steppers Competition, hosted in suburban Tinley Park, brought the Chicago dance to the main stage.
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Chris @justokonline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get the genuine article, not a knockoff. I love mine.
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 21/09/2026
Current* conditions near Fish Creek, WI:
NE view from the end of the Fish Creek public dock overlooking Fish Creek Harbor on Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-21 12:06:13 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@FishCreekMarina // Current Temp in Fish Creek: 56 F | 13 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: ENE at 10 mph | 17 kph // Humidity: 54%
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh hey, an ACTUAL threat to women's sports!
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Peepee United States, Census, 1910
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Matthew J Kuiper @matthewjkuiper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Israel's assault on Gaza… has generated around 61 million tons of wreckage and debris that could take seven years to clear, according to the United ​Nations…”
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Valkyries announced that with tonight's sellout, they've officially sold out every home game for the second consecutive season.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If they’re ending Riot Fest early tonight we must be in for some monsoon later
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Replacements’ “Tim” was released on this date in 1985.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Paul Westerberg
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ICE activity has been picking up again in Chicago A LOT. If you were previously involved with ICE watch efforts, now is a good time to reengage. I’m going to start wearing a whistle again.
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 18/09/2026
"you cant cut back on ai safety funding! you will regret this!"
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I fucked up.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To the Spine Store!
Dylan Larkin, traitor
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching an old Dateline and the cocky defense lawyer asked, “who is going to believe that a guy is gonna confess a murder to a stripper?” Apparently the jury did! cc @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great News, everybody!
A graphic of a senior man named Eldon Ham which this story “Baseball has eased America out of its slumps”. You go, Eldon Ham.
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LFG
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Waging Nonviolence @wagingnonviolence.org · 17/09/2026
Gal Beckerman’s new book "How to Be a Dissident" finds that dissidence isn't a personality type. It's a human capacity that can be cultivated.
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Being a dissident is a capacity, not a calling
Gal Beckerman’s book "How to Be a Dissident" finds that courage isn't reserved for the heroic few. It's something we can all cultivate.
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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When will Soup Season return from the war?
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Bad + Bitchy Podcast @badandbitchy.com · 17/09/2026
Same thing we said about Gloria Steinem but y’all didn’t want to have that conversation Imperialist feminism is settler colonialism feminism which is no feminism at all
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Still can’t believe they rolled a severely brain-damaged 84-year-old out of his 92-day-long paid medical leave just to vote against paid medical leave for every other American
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