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Halloween Mike

@schatzipage.bsky.social
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Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.

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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was the funniest fucking movie omg I’m cry laughing just thinking about it Lotta this on set
A diagram of a cross section person doing cocaine
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here, I think you get custody of this now
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rupech’s a mess on this episode
The announcer guy from supermarket sweep looking like he’s trying to fit in at a teen dance club
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Soup Szn my beeches
A freshly made bowl of roasted pepper and corn chowder. Sweet pepper, poblano pepper, sandia pepper, and sweet corn, with red onion and garlic with some smoked cheddar. All from Tomato Mountain CSA
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To the Spine Store!
Dylan Larkin, traitor
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great News, everybody!
A graphic of a senior man named Eldon Ham which this story “Baseball has eased America out of its slumps”. You go, Eldon Ham.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week
Ed Sheeran, garbage person
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@charloh.online Hey look who showed up on da SVU
A shot of the actor who played Jason Stackhouse on SVU and the pic actually looks pretty trippy, there are glowing blue lines across his face
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are we so desperate for distraction that this needs to exist?
A stupid article about Chris hemsworths daughters long hair and no one needs to read it, take care friend
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@deaddunn.bsky.social so I’m using this app to learn digital illustration and thought you might dig this practice
A digital illustration of Neko Case from the Middle Cyclone album
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kylie Minogue dressed in red in a red chair looking cunty
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era of your life
Me in my bow wow wow shirt, with blue bangs and blue and black dreads.
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just popped a gummy and ordered a Pat’s pie, have a great Saturday friendos
Our queen Madonna with a plate of weed 💜
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mitch McConnell certainly not propped up in a hospital bed dead, dreaming of Garfield with a BBL
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
HAHAHHA HES YOUR DEAD WEIGHT NOW!
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just set a reminder
A screenshot of defeated smoking Ben affleck with a Detroit red wings logo on his chest, with the title Hockey Is Back
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is it halftime yet?
Madonna making a funny face
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bob Dylan in a tiger striped shirt wearing smoky eyeliner
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Finally the day to use this
Andy Robertson laughing at Jordan Pickford
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is the only time it’s good
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Basura caliente
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hockey fans, save to your meme folder ahead of the new season
A box of Biz bleach from the 90’d game show Supermarket Sweep
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job
The four time World Cup winners the USWNT
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pausa De Hidratacion
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Got this from my Yinzer cousin this morning
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
mo Salah, the Egyptian king
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let’s go habibi 🇪🇬👑
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This one
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sweden losing on Midsommar
A still from the brilliant A24 film Midsommar
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sad Kylie
Kylie Minogue looking down with a sad expression and her hand over her mouth. (She’s actually moved by the crowd and isn’t really sad)
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Please to enjoy this gorgeous bouquet from Flowers For Dreams, the official Obama Presidential Library bouquet (named Barry). White chrysanthemums (flower of Chicago) , jasmine vine (for Hawaii) and the colors of his official portrait. Y’all I can’t tell you how STUNNING these are. ❤️
A picture of a gorgeous bouquet commemorating the opening of the Obama Museum Close up shot of the same flowers—white, purple, blue and blush pink)
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Today would’ve been my pop’s 94th birthday so take one in honor of him! He was rad
Photo of my pop harassing the neighbors in their retirement village
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A Liverpool Mo Salah jersey hanging on a hook of a closet
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Have you seen the Haitian goalie?
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
CALM AS YOU LIKE
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Jesus will help you make it through ♥️ GO CANES
Kenny Loggins looking celestial in a peach satin blouse and a glowing orb
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ooooooooo!! So vibrant!! I got two of the Jonathan Adler/Michaels prints and I’ll likely get more (when they go on clearance lol). JA sells stuff exactly like this on his site for $350 and this costs me $15 and a lovely stretch of screen free time? Yes please!
A photo of a Jonathan Adler + Michaels diamond art tray in process
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thank you for the joy, Robbo. Let’s get that World Cup! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Andy Robertson laughing at Jordan Pickford
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Mo Salah wearing a crown that fell off the Premier League trophy
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sigh. #ThankYouMo #YNWA #COYR
Mo Salah’s red Liverpool jersey, hanging from a hook ready for tomorrows last match
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just now!
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already on your phone
The luminosity that is Sarah Paulson
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
FYI these are shockingly legit
A package of Good News Pregame Gummies in Sour 🍉
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally?
Madonna with a plate full of weed
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Today was fun!
A view from the field at the Chicago stars lady football game
There are four Olympians in this picture
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