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A Jill in Illinois

@jillinois.bsky.social
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Born in Melvin. My dad killed Nazis. My birth was announced on Hee-Haw. she/her Progressive, Pan, GenX. Middle school science and history teacher. Looks like a meek middle-aged Midwest mom, is chaotic good.

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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 52m
This makes my brain happy. Plus I seem to have kicked off a Duolingo trend at school, which is awesome.
Screenshot of my Duolingo streak, which is 1111 days. I like the look and feel of the stacked up ones. The number feels nice, if that makes any sense.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 9h
8am and I had to write a kid up for yelling "That's so gay!" across the room. My response was "What is this, 1988?!? That's a demerit." And I was so disgusted and disappointed, I couldn't really say much else. Kid tried to argue, happily the other students shut that shit down for me.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today's surprising song request - Delta Dawn by Tanya Tucker.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is 8:11am. So far I have been asked: Why is it so hot in here? Why is it so cold in here? Why is it so bright in here? Can we close the blinds? Can we turn on the lights? Can I answer your phone? What’s that smell? [you. The answer is always you] What’sfor lunch? Can I go home? Why are we here?
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come join us in 25 minutes. I’ll post the link when we go live. It is free. ❤️
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026
No, stop it, I've been very clear that we simply cannot handle any more 1980s right now.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a middle school science & social studies teacher, I love to hear it!
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Thanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since we took the kiitties to get their shots today, thought we’d get our #Covid and #flu vaccines too. Get yours! Bad things already going around. #GetVaxxed #DontbeRFKjr
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Caturday OMG….
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, I am getting excited for this.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZgb...
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Official Trailer Feat. Carrie-Anne Moss and Noah Reid | YAGA | Premieres October 23 | AMC+
YouTube video by amc+
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg. Best ever
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna start talking to my kids the way Alan Cumming talks to the cast of Traitors
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s sweatshirts and shorts weather, bitches!!!! #MidwestIsBest
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flu and Covid vaccines in one arm, pneumonia vax no. 1 in the other. Let’s gooo!
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Autumn If you catch a dandelion puff, you can make a wish. Anything you want will come true - Jacqueline Woodson 🎨 Lizzie Spikes
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, that’s the first time a parent has offered to buy me booze to thank me for teaching their kid. #ParentTeacherConferences #TwelveHourWorkday #ThanksButNoThanks
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Tom Votes Blue @tomgambell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤔 … while Mamdani is introducing people to the arts, Trump is restricting access to the arts by closing the Kennedy Center… 😡
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026
good news: we found all our missing socks! bad news: they were under our teen sons bed.
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Mayor of Greater Chicagoland @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s right lemme see those slutty lil cardigans 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day, you little scamps
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
8th grade boys singing along to Every Rose has Its Thorn while they do their work is pretty peak, tbh.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
U GUYS!!!!My 7th graders called me over to the window before class so I could see the freakin' BALD EAGLE flying over our playground!!!111!! How much do I love that they were so excited they called me over? And I've never seen an eagle in person before! AAAAaaahhh!
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Kermit the Frog Dancing on Stage
Alt: Kermit the Frog and his excited arms.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OMG our PTA sent in two giant trays of homemade cookies. I am so thankful this morning. I needed something cheery! A reminder to do something nice to someone else today
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How to freak out middle schoolers: point out that both of your grandmothers wer born in the 1880s.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah. Telling someone they're LARPing is apparently like calling them a poseur.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My middle school boys are suddenly singing? rapping? unsure of the verb. Macklemore songs. And instead of saying "You're dreaming" or "You're crazy" they seem to be saying "You're LARPing"? Does this seem possible?
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Windows open as a cool breeze picks up and the light shower turns to a thunderstorm.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How do we make teaching a sustainable career? We need: 🎒Education budget tied to the defense budget 🎒Teacher minimum wage 🎒Strong teacher unions 🎒Investment in the paraprofessionals that a kid needs to be their best learner and so teachers can focus on teaching
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Bikepedantic @pedantic.bike · 20/09/2026
This is the “higher productivity work” DOGE maybe didn’t anticipate we’d latch onto when they purged us.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today’s anti-science corporate money grab at the grocery store. Da fuq is chlorophyll water? Rhetorical question. I already looked it up. Will be talking about this with my middle schoolers tomorrow.
A fancy bottle of water labeled “Chlorophyll Water.”It’s plant powered! And $4 a bottle.
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy fuck. Was at a restaurant when the University of Illinois’ men’s bball team walked through the dining room and past me. I have seen them individually and the team from a distance. I have never seen the whole team so closely. Like a pantheon of gods passing me by.
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get hyped! Scheduled my annual flu and covid shots for this week! Throwing in the pneumonia vax this year because I want *ALL* the science pumping through my body at all times.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19/09/2026
Take a test drive of the new Ford AO3
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
got scammed trading honey with bees (i have been bee trade)
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the president has finally revealed his true form: a 1980s preppie villain determined to tear down the rec center
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nathanpboston @nathanpboston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm attending De-ICE Action Network's event, “Boston Dynamics: Don’t trust ICE with Spot Robot Dogs” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/deicecitizen...
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Boston Dynamics: Don’t trust ICE with Spot Robot Dogs · De-ICE Action Network
Join the De-ICE Action Network–which is evolving from the De-ICE Citizens Bank campaign– to send a message to Boston Dynamics to not trust ICE with their Spot Robot Dogs. Organizers will have flyer...
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beware billion dollar sports owners claiming to donate money to various causes when they’re under scrutiny for being assholes. I said what I said. 
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My Vietnamese neighbor just showed up with a box of peppers and just said “For you. They might be spicy.” 👀 👀 👀
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is time.
An old lady in a technical hoodie. It is maroon with a cute grinning Halloween pumpkin face on it. The lady looks tired
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A Jill in Illinois @jillinois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today's unexpected music request from the 8th graders: Careless Whisper!
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