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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief

@326bureauchief.bsky.social
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Lawyer. Liberal. Chicagoan. (Northwest Burbs, really.) Blocking and reporting idiots for sport. Not quite ready to sell my soul for three-dollar gas just yet, thanks. Pronouns: dat guy / dat freakin' guy / dat guy's.

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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 8h
In terms of the quality of Fever players on the floor, when she was, Sophie Cunningham came in fifth... *solo.* She's got ya there, Riley. #WNBA
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 9h
On the bright side, it was the first time in weeks he didn't think about how much his knee hurt.
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 10h
that's right, guy in a medill sweatshirt
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10h
The Northwestern fireworks look like missile defense systems.
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Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social · 10h
GOP strategists working on a women's outreach campaign right now
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 10h
There are several genders -- male, female, non-binary and so forth. One gender that gets overlooked sometimes? Gap. Kind of an oversight by Brother Don here. He could lose women by 20 points next month if he keeps this shit up. (Tonedeafness)³ × (Room Non-Reading Quotient)² = OH SHIT [ #math ]
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 10h
You never know. They could be benevolent soulless killing machines with the ability to reason. (cc @billcorbett.bsky.social)
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
yes thank you for being rich, ryan family
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 12h
So, @sickoscommittee.org ... getting my first look at Ryan Field in earnest and.... Damn. One end zone section is built like some European football supporter sections. Tall. Right on top of the field. Add the roof. It could get *loud.* Now: put a contender in Evanston, and ya got something.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 14h
Between this and the "la la la, we're not listening, blue-state election officials" bullshit that some are suggesting to the Clerk of the House? We could see *insane* levels of authoritarianism -- just in time for the holidays.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 18h
Keep 'em coming.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 19h
That's nuts. I mean -- Phil Scott just might be the last Republican politician of any note who has not tied himself to the MAGA movement to any significant extent -- even if only to ensure that he could still win in Vermont. That may not be enough.
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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 21h
The endless Salt Lake tunnel of doom between concourses really puts O'Hare's to shame.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 23h
Knew those numbers last month were fried. And that's the last set of jobs numbers before the election. And they're flat.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 23h
They're gonna have to sand the walls completely clean for the next person up.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From J6 insurrection to Schmitt's humiliation, there is a straight line. The latter covered up the former to confuse understanding of Trump's treason. A THREAD.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's rare to see a state pol who is almost universally loathed by elected officials and related professionals (staffers, commentators, etc.) and yet, somehow, still has the ability to pull in support north of 40% of the electorate. Blago was in this spot for a bit, before it all collapsed for him.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Strong.
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Champions League Ldc
ALT: Champions League Ldc
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026
Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment
Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws 
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remembering Kim Shattuck, lead singer, guitarist and primary songwriter of the American punk rock band The Muffs, member of The Pandoras and short-term bassist for the Pixies, died far too early 7 years ago today at the age of 56 📸 Sofia Coppola #punk #punkrock #womenofpunk #kimshattuck #otd
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/10/2026
The moment Katie Britt realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Either you’re a Cubs fan or a Sox fan — and you hate the other team." Easy with that. I root for the Cubbies, but don't mind at all that the Sox can win games too. I'm happy for them. Honest. At least they managed to score multiple runs, over 18 innings, against decent competition on the road.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Davey Hearn reflecting pool prosecution dismissed WITH PREJUDICE That means the case cannot be brought again  Huge victory for Davey, for us at @democracydefendersfund.org & our legal team colleagues Washington Litigation Group and Steptoe--& for rule of law More to follow!
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Roman Man's 'Nice' Reaction
ALT: Roman Man's 'Nice' Reaction
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can confirm. 😑
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This.... is an ex... ballclub. #Cubs
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Bill Stinkwater @klausbromi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol this is definitely an appropriate way for this Cubs team to go out
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
28th Amendment (proposed) "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, and we fucking mean it this time." Have this idea for free, Congress. 📜🪶
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Take care: you'll get a lot of "you don't care about how the victim died, do ya?" responses. (Hell, I'd give odds on You Know Who saying this.) Not the point. We cannot do this properly. We should not be doing it at all, on its own ethical merits, and also on account of our ineptitude. End of.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Matt Shaw and Clayton Kershaw nodding at each other, in unison, “we are Charlie”
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had a bad feeling about this all day. Racing to SCOTUS to undercut the Sixth Circuit to avoid having her live another... week or two, maybe? The COs, put in a bad spot all day, might have rushed it: thought they had a good vein, but did not. Barbarity ensued. www.tennessean.com/story/news/c...
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Court stays Christa Pike execution in Tennessee: Updates
Christa Pike was sentenced to death for the 1995 killing of 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer. A court stayed her lethal injection that was scheduled for Sept. 30.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rotten challenge there. We may need that.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Willson Contreras. You *scamp.*
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to ask the young (very presumed) man who said this: "who the *fuck* hurt you?" (1) They were paying tribute to their home country. Despite *years* of abuse. (2) It was an awesome rendition. Damn: of the ten best performances I've heard, two are ours -- Messmer 1991, and these guys.
Excerpt from linked article:

The group’s performance at the Bears game did spark conservative backlash online, with some users on X — like the Chicago Young Republicans — accusing the NFL of being “woke.” Maldonado said he doesn’t dwell on any negative comments, and instead is focused on how the performance unified audiences.

“That has nothing to do with us,” he said about the varying reaction. “We have a lot of friends in the celebrity world who have reached out. Even some Bears players reached out. The exciting [part] was when Caleb Williams reshared it to his following. It was amazing. It’s just a moment that is bringing everyone together, which makes it the most exciting.”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're having fun with "fatties" and "weirdos" and stuff. Ha. Ha ha. But there's an honest-to-God bigoted slur in the middle of all that. They've talked in (very thinly veiled) code about it to this point. Now: they're pushing all their anti-transgender chips in. Desperate.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CNN: “.. Turns out that one of the things it’s reasonably good at is debunking Trump’s own lies.” @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/p...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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Alex Quigley @alexquigley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, the possibility of Bears-Packers and a Cubs-Brewers postseason game happening at the same time may be the reason for the move
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The results are going to underwhelm these tsunami-level poll numbers. No way the national share split gets outside of ten points in the end. (The split in vote in 1994 was 51% to 44%. Seven points.)
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, this thread is *awesome.*
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congratulations to the coaches who obviously kept this idiot from drowning
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Swimmer Riley Gaines Says Helen Keller’s Existence ‘Doesn’t Sit Right’ With Her: ‘Did She Really Exist?’
Riley Gaines has her doubts about one historical figure — Helen Keller. During her appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast on June 16, Gaines was asked to name one conspiracy theory that she believed i...
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, being John Kennedy is likely nauseating in and of itself. He probably walks around in a constant state of being 10 to 15 seconds away from barfing, on account of his being.... him.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 29/09/2026
These are outliers and you should read a polling average like ours at fiftyplusone.news/polls/generi...
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FiftyPlusOne - Generic Ballot Polls and Average for 2026
A comprehensive list of polls and polling averages for elections and politician approval.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 29/09/2026
We have a new high poll for Dems AFAIK of D+16 on the generic ballot among likely voters. I think pollsters are playing kind of fast and loose with these filters to only use decided voters but still. Holy hell
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gee.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This seems bad.
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