ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ha I just recommended this one to somebody earlier today at my Ravenloft game 021
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Uh hey if anyone needs a sterling silver himbo fairy ring I found one on etsyetsy.comBeautiful Sterling Silver Ring With Male Faerie Fairy Design - EtsyThis Statement Rings item by hippiesilver has 193 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Blue Earth, MN. Listed on Aug 16, 2026 000
Reposted by ScaryJenPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Musical instrument that consists of over 500 human teeth mounted on parallel tracks, it's played by making them grind against each other and then heavily amplifying and distorting the sound 3182
Reposted by ScaryJenRandall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop 6454731560
Reposted by ScaryJencolumbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/202691.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick 4278552452
Reposted by ScaryJenShadowbooooo👻 @shadowborgg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026tried to trap a stray cat at my work today but the trap didn’t go off so the cat just thinks we gave it a free home 332606379
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026*completely self unaware internal voice* Hahaha lotta sad bitches here at the bar for hump day happy hour 000
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I hope that Randy Johnson statue is a depiction of him creaminf that bird with a fastball 000
Reposted by ScaryJenGhoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165027376
Reposted by ScaryJenRobert Maguire @robertmaguire.bsky.social · 24/04/2026If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night 294092584
Reposted by ScaryJenMaytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Prove You're Human (sunset visitor 斜陽過客, 2027) 1545134
Reposted by ScaryJenBusiaco @busia.co · 08/04/2026Everyone wants me to imbue their shard with malicious energy. I take their money and imbue their shard with neutral energy. Every. Single. Time. And before you ask, no, the malice of my deed does not stain the shard. 225869
Reposted by ScaryJenPhil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Serious query: Did anyone out there subscribe to Neopets The Official Magazine and keep their issues? 1110860
Reposted by ScaryJenCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026people should rp their paladins like this more 417921
Reposted by ScaryJendepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026thread of photos from wikimedia commons that i think are amazing 81526294
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I wanna go to the cat casino Playing slots, free drinks, and pettin cats up for adoption would beat the hell outta cat cafe 000
Reposted by ScaryJenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Oh someone is “on your tail” Slippy? You need my help, Slippy? Sorry friend, but you’re an abomination, this has been my game all along Slippy, and now you see the great games climax. 51006
Reposted by ScaryJenbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026good pop musicians are an incremental but necessary part of the project and we should have their backs. ive seen macross, i know the deal 414919
Reposted by ScaryJenSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/03/2026 427753
Reposted by ScaryJenelynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/02/2026very important video please watch 12975762669
Reposted by ScaryJenweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026gambling monk, germany, 15th century 16879622014
Reposted by ScaryJenjezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026had a fun time at the cemetery today being normal 1173
Reposted by ScaryJenslowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 01/03/2026Me: sing that again Son: I’m a scatman! Me: haha what the heck Son: how do you know that song? Me: how do YOU know that song! 7868
Reposted by ScaryJenMP83 @mp83.bsky.social · 13/02/2026In Casino Games (1989, Master System), if you fold in poker 10 times in a row, you get this weird silent scene of a walking dinosaur. Silly Compile! 312341
Reposted by ScaryJenGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/05/2025His eyes are hollow The hour is late This Kong is A slave to fate 819938
Reposted by ScaryJenMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/02/2026SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening? 172037383
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Hey does anyone remember the movie The Room, but the one from the late 80s/early 90s? It was completely nonsensical nightmare gibberish and had Sidney Poitier, Linda Hunt, Julian Sands, I think the blonde lady from Beverly Hills Cop 2, and a bunch other famous people? 110
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026So what I'm hearing is I DO have a viable business plan then? :D 011
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Man this sucks I'm gonna make my own Mass Market Paperback company. With blackjack and hookers.goodereader.comMass Market Paperbacks are discontinuedPublishers Weekly last month reported that ReaderLink, the largest full-service distributor of 010
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Or even leaving Sasquatch behind to fly the airborne getaway vehicle 000
Reposted by ScaryJenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Final Fantasy 6 is the best Final Fantasy game because it’s the one that considers Sasquatch instrumental in saving the world 2440448
Reposted by ScaryJennow featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 23/01/2026oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season 41343240
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Which is nice an all but I really did just wanna see if there were some cool jewelry makers/Etsy shops on here :v 110
ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026TIL if you search for 'jewelry' on bsky you get a lotta titties and weiners 100
Reposted by ScaryJenDavis Bickford @davis.social · 16/01/2026David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime. 462351647
