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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Uh hey if anyone needs a sterling silver himbo fairy ring I found one on etsy
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Beautiful Sterling Silver Ring With Male Faerie Fairy Design - Etsy
This Statement Rings item by hippiesilver has 193 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Blue Earth, MN. Listed on Aug 16, 2026
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Musical instrument that consists of over 500 human teeth mounted on parallel tracks, it's played by making them grind against each other and then heavily amplifying and distorting the sound
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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Shadowbooooo👻 @shadowborgg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tried to trap a stray cat at my work today but the trap didn’t go off so the cat just thinks we gave it a free home
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
*completely self unaware internal voice* Hahaha lotta sad bitches here at the bar for hump day happy hour
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Good morning
A photo of a horse standing on the roof of a building with the caption, "I will always succeed because I am insane."
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I miss funcoland
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh this can't be a good omen
A mangosteen playing/tarot card with the words scared, unsafe, stressed, worried, anxious, blocked, overwhelmed written on it in black sharpie
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I hope that Randy Johnson statue is a depiction of him creaminf that bird with a fastball
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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Robert Maguire @robertmaguire.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 17/04/2026
we get it...you vape
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Prove You're Human (sunset visitor 斜陽過客, 2027)
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Busiaco @busia.co · 08/04/2026
Everyone wants me to imbue their shard with malicious energy. I take their money and imbue their shard with neutral energy. Every. Single. Time. And before you ask, no, the malice of my deed does not stain the shard.
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Serious query: Did anyone out there subscribe to Neopets The Official Magazine and keep their issues?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
people should rp their paladins like this more
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
thread of photos from wikimedia commons that i think are amazing
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Oh someone is “on your tail” Slippy? You need my help, Slippy? Sorry friend, but you’re an abomination, this has been my game all along Slippy, and now you see the great games climax.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
good pop musicians are an incremental but necessary part of the project and we should have their backs. ive seen macross, i know the deal
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ha this was exactly what I was thinking of
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/03/2026
curious george drawing (i cant think of the artist that does these), george is a giant gorilla

ted: i can help you

george: Spare me your foolish gestures Yellow Man there is a curiosity within which torments this vessel of mine
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh shit Gormenghast is streaming on Prime
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/02/2026
very important video please watch
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
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jezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
had a fun time at the cemetery today being normal
Wiener headstone Kuntz headstonevaj headstoneDick headstone
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 01/03/2026
Me: sing that again Son: I’m a scatman! Me: haha what the heck Son: how do you know that song? Me: how do YOU know that song!
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MP83 @mp83.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
In Casino Games (1989, Master System), if you fold in poker 10 times in a row, you get this weird silent scene of a walking dinosaur. Silly Compile!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
His eyes are hollow The hour is late This Kong is A slave to fate
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/02/2026
explaining my dream to my shrink
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hey does anyone remember the movie The Room, but the one from the late 80s/early 90s? It was completely nonsensical nightmare gibberish and had Sidney Poitier, Linda Hunt, Julian Sands, I think the blonde lady from Beverly Hills Cop 2, and a bunch other famous people?
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Man this sucks I'm gonna make my own Mass Market Paperback company. With blackjack and hookers.
goodereader.com
Mass Market Paperbacks are discontinued
Publishers Weekly last month reported that ReaderLink, the largest full-service distributor of
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Final Fantasy 6 is the best Final Fantasy game because it’s the one that considers Sasquatch instrumental in saving the world
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now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 23/01/2026
oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season
promotional image for "get birding with sean bean", the uk's leading birdwatching podcast

he's sitting on a bench in the woods, about to doff his ascot, wearing a brown zip-up and holding a mug. he's smiling, as if he doesn't realize in a few episodes they'll kill off his character in a dramatic, meaningful scene
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
TIL if you search for 'jewelry' on bsky you get a lotta titties and weiners
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 16/01/2026
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
David Lynch sitting in a naturally lit room and wearing sunglasses: “I’m wearing dark glasses today, because I’m seeing the future and the future is looking very bright.”
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Ah yes hello, please sit down and make yourself at home
Coyote curled up on a dog bed in the yard
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Holy shit I don't wanna be rude and snap a pic but dead ringer for Louis Creed just boarded this flight I'm on Same clothes and hat even
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Gavin @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I think about this picture I took of the Queen’s Gambit board game in 2022 a lot.
The Queen’s Gambit board game with a small sign in front of it saying “NOT CHESS”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Pentiment taught me that there was a real life concept of strapping incendiary devices to cats and sending them into towns/castles to burn them down. Don't think it was ever actually used but wow
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Update Goodwill has cool stuff again now
Photo of a beechwood citrus reamer in package
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ScaryJen @scaryjen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Day like 200 of bitching about quitting smoking: Not quite there but almost I have gum and nicotine gum :p
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
you don't know me
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it
crayon napkin drawing of USS
MOTHER Fucker (enterprise d)
BoLDLy Fucking your Shit up
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 31/12/2025
So far I'm loving the Indiana Jones game, it's action packed ;)
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
a card that reads "seasons greetings" with john waters' signature underneath, and a photo of a young steve buscemi dressed as him, with a moustache and all. underneath, photo credits: steve buscemi as john waters, baltimore 1995. photo: betty beebe
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