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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh yeah I'm setting up all this lighting and LED strips and home automation so we can control the lights better and have a nice cosy vibe whenever, nice easy project" Translation: Individually addressable LEDs lets me demonically uplight the ceiling sheep 🔥🐏🔥
A zoomed in photo of a door frame and wall clock, as well as a small wood and wool sheep model, uplit with orange light
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving up Harry Potter should be, like, the absolute easiest thing. It's really not a big ask at all. It's frankly deeply embarrassing that so many people refuse to give up a mid children's book series written by a raging bigot.
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same but for Four in a Bed
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 30/09/2026
hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get in Lxds, retirement plan is back to "die before I'm 65" 👍
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Sanitary Naptime @sanitarynaptime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Mattie Lubchansky ‘IS! THAT!! GOOD!!!’ Comic but the board reads “PURPOSE OF A SYSTEM” and the audience is chanting “WHAT!” “IT!!” “DOES!!!”
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Festy 🎃 @festy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get into a better series, stop supporting a huge fucking transphobe, and stop queueing to stand in front of some bricks. Yes I am and will be mean about it
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
as the head of bluesky trust and safety i’m sorry to say we can’t offer users private locked accounts only their mutual followers can see and engage with. unless
Assuming the worst 1% are suspended. How do we handle the next 5%? Our current plan is visibility restriction to their mutuals only. Does it reduce dogpiles or harassment reports? Does this balance freedom of expression with user safety. 9/10
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 16/09/2026
will bluesky toxicity scores be applied to journalists, opinion columnists, and children's book authors who advocate taking rights away from other bluesky users
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 17/09/2026
can somebody please shake the vibe code until it spits out a different Head of Moderation
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
- "lmao enjoy the camps, trans people" - not harrassment, protected speech, you can stay, welcome to bluesky - "oi aaron you're shit at your job, maybe do more having empathy for minorities and less AI garbage/spanking it to Barely Legal Brunettes XIII on the clock" - TOXIC HARRASSMENT OMG NOOOOOO
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The Weirdling @theweirdling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Indeed. Antlers and all. #FolkHorror #Lovecraftian
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Played a gig at an Iron Man today which is basically as hard as having done one imho
Me in the rain carrying a sousaphone. Behind me, runners run in front of colourful seaside houses and spectators
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never 4get... youtu.be/cqGwbwhcWkM
youtu.be
Undimmed By Anime Tears a 9/11 Memorial Tribute
YouTube video by GokuFievel32
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Blobby Blobby Blobby
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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TastyZero @tastyzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A good reminder that the founders of this site hate their users because this platform was supposed to be a right-wing crypto haven who got overrun by furries and trans people.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah well. I'm fully aware that Bluesky itself has a lot of AI coding in it, but I think the moral thing to do is cut down on extraneous, pointless use of it as much as possible. Bluesky serves as a utility, while this stupid contest is completely useless, so it can easily be discarded.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
have some self respect
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Menu (2022)
Anya Taylor Joy in The Menu, an excellent movie in which spoilers she orders a cheeseburger from a fancy chef
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Panel from a comic (from @_ramem_ on instagram) of a stylised shaggy and text "*gulp* Scoob is.... HOMOPHOBIC!??"
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Scott Kersey, art fella @scottkersey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And enormous Tim who could not be killed by conventional weapons
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 01/09/2026
absolutely fucking insane to be contending with a pile of machines that can’t even reliably generate a picture of a burrito. what are we fucking doing
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the horrors persist but so does The Museum of English Rural Life
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BOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
💌 PSA: The person who tells you when you accidentally share AI slop is not your enemy! You are both on the same side! We all feel embarrassed when we are tricked You do not need to salvage your ego by excusing or justifying something you know is evil garbage
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What's got four wheels and an MOT pass with no advisories? This guyyyyyy 👈🚗👉
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if we all opt out of the discover tab entirely we can make this the best website since the original Cirith Ungol geocities page
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When the hell is Tonty going to go?
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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think everyone should see this incredible picture of Dolly Parton: it’s by Stacie Williams (asterosperma on Instagram) and it’s called The Queen of Appalachia
A stunning screenprint image in a style which is part folk art, part religious icon. Dolly Parton sits on a throne-like wooden chair, surrounded by garlands of flowers and leaves. Orange butterflies (I think they are monarchs?) hover around her head. Her hair is huge and golden, and she is wearing a long, sweeping orange gown, which is turned up over her knee to show off her brown knee length high heeled boots. Two black bear cubs play around her, one on the floor and one in her lap. Dolly stares calmly at the viewer. Her right hand is raised in benediction, and in her left she holds a ripe strawberry which she is feeding to one of the bear cubs. 

The original post is here https://www.instagram.com/p/B8rvBpTlRxZ/?igsi=Z2x5aTB5aHp5NXFp
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Car Shaped Car has now taken up the natural position of an Old British Car - up on axle stands on my driveway lowering everyone's house prices (Not actually any fault of the Car Shaped Car but instead the devious tricksters at GSF car parts who lied to me about having pads and discs in stock)
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Got left unattended with the ebay account again... Further evidence in my theory that all cars should be the shape a child would draw one.
A side view of a 1993 3 door Rover 214 hatchback, mostly blue but with silver front wings, parked in a housing estate
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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You could just go on ITV and watch the entirety of Sharpe instead
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 😐 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/15/just
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🎵 youtu.be/-rSBJ22rPu4
youtu.be
The Goose & The Common
YouTube video by The Wilderness Yet - Topic
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BOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
idk I feel like this is blatant misuse of the alert system
Archie my black and white cat shouting at me. There is a speech bubble saying severe alert with a yellow warning triangle. He is saying I have not had dinner. That was another cat disguised as me.
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just got a bastard second one saying the exact same
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Achievement unlocked (broke into my own car using a very sketchy arrangement of wires and the numberplate light)
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you use AI for anything at all I view you the same way as I view a slug
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can't, I don't have the special glasses
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So has anyone else's sun come back on? Still dark here, wondering how long its going to last? #eclipse 🌞🌙🌘😎
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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“You’ve sold your soul for a paycheck, Nicholas”
Nicholas Hoult holding back tears while Ralph Fiennes whispers in his ear
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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scampi fries not AIs @scampi-fries.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pulitzer for this line alone tbh
So, as i said, it may be *easy* to hate Harry Potter Adults here in 2026 but its also morally correct.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they should do a movie night to lift their spirits. I’ve heard this one is even naval themed
Theatrical poster for the Battleship Potemkin
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 05/08/2026
lets slam Elon Musk into the moon at high speed
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Cartoon drawing of various animals with sausage bodies: sausage dog, sausage crab, sausage duck, sausage camel, sausage elephant, sausage kangaroo
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