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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Posting break! Catch you all afterwards

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

BREAKING: Andy Burnham to nationalise handys?

Andy Burnham giving the first nationalised handy

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My final thought is that of the Beatles they all sort of had a thing except Ringo who was just a little creature that was there

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Eva Eskelinen @evelmiina.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

started a painting, we'll see how it goes

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fucking hell, I’m 34 next week. That’s not really on is it?

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This guy has his elderly mother vet his tweets

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I think we all just want to be wanted, right?

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just want to remind you all, if you’re following me you DO endorse my every opinion and thought (and I love you for that validation)

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I just remembered when I was dating a large following tumblr girly back in my early 20s and she posted an aesthetic pic of my arse with a lipstick print from her on it, and then deleted it cause my arse was too well received 😔

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Feeling very neurodivergent today gang, need to go the tip, so came to clear some bits out the boot and instead I’m “sat in the car just having a moment”™️

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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 12/08/2026

guess what? i've just put a sale onin the Fenris shop. there's a honking great 20% off if you use the code SWEATY at checkout runs for a few days til i turn it off. EU/US shipping continues as normal!

red on white SALE as a stylised rubber stamp impression.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Went my mates house for a game night last night, and it’s the first time his wife has joined in (she normally sits with us and just chills) and it was nice playing with four people for the first time in a while.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It’s hard being an adult sometimes isn’t it?

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

You heard it here first: handys are gonna come back in a big way

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 18/08/2026

patient is the night 🐸🍂🎃🫖

art of a silhouette of the beast from over the garden wall, a man that looks as if he is made of branches has bright white round eyes. he sits in a skeletal tree with crows perched on other branches. the background is a deep pumpkin orange colour with the moon sitting behind the beast and the tree. golden yellow stars are dotted around. a teal green border frames the image with a lighter green text that reads “patient is the night”

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

princess cat of the cold and the blanket

Painting of a white cat with a crown and cloak that is actually a blanket.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Couldn’t be me, everyone’s mum likes me because I’m polite and kind and radiate sunshine

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

They call it a penis cause that’s where the pee is

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Refusing to engage with any of the ADHD as a social construct bullshit frankly, I don’t need the negativity

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

They’re saying my ADHD is caused by midichlorians now

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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This must be the third video of wonderful voices singing global scales I have seen, and each is mesmerising and has taught me things I didn't know. Such as: That these scales exist and how they, the bare backbone of tunes, reflect and unlock whole world regions' music. This is amazing.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

[Trent Reznor voice] I wanna sleep within an animal Cuddle a hippo from the inside

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You could just go on ITV and watch the entirety of Sharpe instead

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This horrible cunt should do the right thing and have a bath with all his favourite mains powered electronics

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Shooting CEOs for their part in the death of a large number of people : ❌ Shooting someone for stealing your shitty writing tool: ✅

Initial post from “not an art thief”

“honestly this seems low stakes but if you steal my expensive pen you are a man of low character and you should be shot in the belly like some random guy on deadwood
fuck you man that's my pen”

Then quoted to add

“my mom left me a pen she bought when she got her first decent paycheck in 1973 and if somebody stole it i would be the john wick of recovering pens.
don't fuck with my legacy dude. don't fuck with my family. that's all.”

Another not an art thief post:

stealing a guy's montblanc pen at the airport security line is so fucking dirty dude
i just can't get over that. shoot that guy.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Reposting myself on this a second time because I can’t overstate how beautiful it was lying on a hill at 1am with my partner and my daughter, watching shooting stars, and feeling content. Riley’s never seen a shooting star and was immensely excited.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Also Riley was playing with her Barbies when we got back, and used her camping set to recreate this. Except she lamented she didn’t have any Ken’s so made me the Barbie with the thickest arse, and just took her top off and went “that’s you dad, ignore the boobs”

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𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊 @sugarhole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

reposting again bc bluesky deleted my post from 2024 yet allows nazis, bigots, transphobes, doxxers, abusers and everything in between a space to post and a space to to terrorize minorities so ahem louder, DONT WANT TO SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m so glad I got that alert, I was literally gathering up all my barbecues to go do in a field

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BOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

idk I feel like this is blatant misuse of the alert system

Archie my black and white cat shouting at me. There is a speech bubble saying severe alert with a yellow warning triangle. He is saying I have not had dinner. That was another cat disguised as me.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Went camping for a few days with Abbie and Riley and saw: The eclipse A whole fuck load of shooting stars Windermere So many dogs The worst toilet

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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026

Just so we get this straight: we can't call Rod Liddle a paedo adjacent racist girlfriend assaulter, but it's perfectly ok for the press to hound black & trans people to literal death, in lockstep.

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Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I had the great pleasure of illustrating the hard cover for the @faecrate.bsky.social edition of Allison Saft's new book "Immortal Game"! Such a fun book and project ❤️

Black and white illustration. The two main characters of Immortal Game face each other over a chess board. One is a human, one is a fae princess. They are sitting in a ruin covered in vines.

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The whole family gathered to see the song the kitten had just invented.

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Being the ghost of an abandoned house never stopped him from making friends with the neighborhood cats.

A painting of a sheet ghost in front of an abandoned house with overgrown plants, and an apparently happy orange cat looking at him

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Started a new playthrough of Skyrim and I forgot the dragons just straight up devour you sometimes and now I’m pissed off

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Puppy passed the civil service exam to become the new REAPER... he doesn't quite know how to do the job yet, but he's very hardworking.

Painting of a Maltese dog on top of a black unicorn horse; the dog is holding a scythe.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Forgot to elaborate on this but the bloke had a top with a man image of a big 3d crucifix and flame, and some bible verse I couldn’t read from the distance along other stuff, it was WILD

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Honestly, my timeline is so much better when it’s lovely art made by cool people and not miserable grey journalists with intentionally controversial takes.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

When I have spare money again, I need this on my wall. (also go buy art from Anni, she makes wonderful stuff)

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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

💗🌸 magical girls 🌸💗

three fanarts of Sailor Moon, Sakura and Doremi, all three with a pink sky-like background

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It’s me, I’m yer da. I needed the cans so I could make more piss x

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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 10/08/2026

Uniqlo's Sweet Mario Kart World T-Shirts Are Now Available.

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Uniqlo's Sweet Mario Kart World T-Shirts Are Now Available

Wahoo!

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Gonna be dwelling on this a lot today, but both Elves and Dwarves should be shaggers, but in different ways. Goblins too, absolute shaggers. Orcs and hobbits/halflings are absolutely not though.

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