Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026BREAKING NEWS: Andy Burnham announces latest Manchesterisation reform with Pret A Manger to be renamed Get A Scran(ger) as new branding for the London lunch chain is revealed: 116711
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026When you check out of a hotel they should give you some money back for being good 1212914
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Glad people are telling me to drink more water in the heatwave as I quietly lower my crisp glass of piping hot rawlplugs 617727
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Me every five minutes: ‘Actually Jude Bellingham is from the Black Country, NOT Birmingham’☝️😏 1217315
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Insolvency administrators when they see a WHSmith/Claire’s Accessories 714540
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026‘I asked Grok, I asked Chat GPT’ ok well I asked Michael Owen and he said ‘tremendous by the way’ 39014
Reposted by Ruth HuskoRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 29/06/2026Thank you Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy 221072220
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Fair play to Messi at the World Cup after putting in a shift at Savers this morning 71309
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Someone on Vinted listing garments currently in the process of being dragged back into the void by malevolent presence. No returns x 416313
Reposted by Ruth HuskoALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 07/06/2026National treasure @dankackroyd.bsky.social came on the podcast for our discussion about the composition of "cat juice" - the only substance that would cure ALF's hiccups. open.spotify.com/episode/2FnN... Other episodes are available, why not delve into our back catalogue? 092
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My first ep on Frank Off The Radio is out! Listen before I’m sent back to the forge hammer 🏭👩🏻🏭 4695
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026🚨🚨🚨 BUYER BEWARE when ordering from Vinted lest you be publicly exposed as a pervert in Londis 📦🤔 11097
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026If you know anyone who doesn’t believe in global warming tell them I just went in the M & S food hall and it was warm 4684
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Got to play two back to back darts matches today 4482
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026EXCLUSIVE: Self-checkouts now on antidepressants 117431
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Does anyone know if Arsenal have won the Premier League? Can’t find anything about it online, very frustrating 101179
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 17/05/2026It’s wrong to take pictures of people without consent and post them online so what I will say is man with a big crucifix strapped to his back with ‘JESUS’ stencilled on it under a ‘Tommy Robinson Movement’ sticker is having a nightmare trying to fit through these ticket barriers 912818
Reposted by Ruth HuskoStalker Enemy Staring at a Locker for Over 60 Seconds @naylorben.bsky.social · 13/05/2026@dankackroyd.bsky.social Is this about... 3262
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Just told a lad blasting music on the train to put his headphones in and his Dad was sat next to him 91882
Reposted by Ruth HuskoHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 04/05/2026You ever think about how when Sean Bean receives post he’s addressed as Mr Bean. Kind of fucked up 113327
Reposted by Ruth HuskoDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 04/05/2026Found @dankackroyd.bsky.social’s gif folder in a charity shop. 0473
Reposted by Ruth HuskoBritCom Goes to the Movies @britcomgoes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026We're back on Wednesday with a brand new episode. The one and only @dankackroyd.bsky.social joins @guy-e-walker.bsky.social and @robertcheath.bsky.social to discuss all things Harry Hill. Not least the 2013 Harry Hill Movie. 1164
Reposted by Ruth HuskoCharlie Ashby @charlie-ashby.co.uk · 25/04/2026Roses are red, I’ve seen the Full Monty… 0283
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 24/04/2026‘Spotted Dick’ has been banned, you have to call it ‘Dried Fruit Infused Steamed Carbohydrate Richard’ now 🙄 7961
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Selling these for £1.69 and god giving me the ability to eat six of the cunts in the four minute walk back from Aldi should be illegal by the way 151528
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Keir Starmer finding out Peter Mandelson failed his vetting checks after making him US Ambassador 2331
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I saw The Day Today when I was 11 and was obsessed with Chris Morris. Years later a pen pal sent me Why Bother? on tape. I still have it. He was an old bloke I think but he was never weird. Listen I didn’t even know what a paedophile was until I saw Brass Eye. Anyway love this series all the best 👍 6485
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth II from me and Ray Parlour 👑 🐍💣🍺 1 x Cobwa bomb = 1 x respect 🫡 5548
Reposted by Ruth HuskoCourtney Love will tear us apart (again) @hexadecibelle.fyi · 19/04/2026“Tough one. I think I’d have to say, The Best of The Social Medias.” 67812
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Havin a shocker today - just got Tony Benn confused with Nigel 11580
