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@sawnik.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1h
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 21h
YES on 40 NO on 41 NO on 42 for all CA friends out there
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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👑 Their Royal Birthday Cat 👑 @chocolatequill.bsky.social · 19h
Floppa says:
A picture of a caracal edited to have angry eyes. The text says: everyone has anti-Black racism they need to unlearn, ok? It came free with your fucking being born in an anti black racist society
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MechWarrior @mechwarrior.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I've collected a few of these. Don't recall the exact sources for most. Here's one with Kiryu(Yakuza).
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 15h
I think every human being needs to experience a little bit of suffering to be emotionally complete but I also think that suffering should be on the level of "lost an entire weekend to Pooh's Home Run Derby and didn't even win" and not "subjected to inhumane systemic violence"
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
konoko
sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 14h
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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🍀John Trickroom🍀 @galinbookshelf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
a gardevoir forgetting her id at the liqor store
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resafandrab.bsky.social @resafandrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Xenoblade is a good game because sometimes you're minding your own business when suddenly you encounter Inconceivable Jimmy, a lizard who is slightly larger than average Inconceivable Jimmy proceeds to beat your ass while the best song in the world plays
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHAT!?😨 THEY CAN’T JUST DO THAT!!😰, ARE YOU OK!?🥺
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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卯木ネリ @gnmksei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
フィーとラウラ (閃の軌跡)
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つかさ@ポケモン @tsukasa3104.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#テールナーの日 焼き芋パーティ🍠(再掲)
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burning spirit GUTS... TWO 🍊💅🎀 @bubu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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sawnik @sawnik.bsky.social · 12h
my neighbor already put up her christmas lights??? girl it is the 6th of october
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A bold new podcasting style.
Twitter screenshot of a cat and a microphone which has been chewed by an unknown perpetrator.
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SaturnSH2x2 @saturnsh2x2.bsky.social · 23h
ok but consider
Woodrow: That's the third strike, with "third strike" circled and The King of Fighters 2000 logo outlined by it.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21h
Seattle rocks

r/Seattle
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u/hobblingcontractor
I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter

Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 21h
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 17h
alright which one of you let the cis know about the transgenderification beam
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know why Pope Leo is so fucking transphobic when we all know that at Level 34 he's gonna turn into this:
The Pokemon Primarina
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 04/10/2026
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diedar @diedraxd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's no hot dog... #art #pokemon #pokemonart #furret
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Felix - comms soon(🐔👔) @felixth.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Bocchi the rock
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Claire Likes Girls 🏳️‍⚧️😈 @clairemakes.art · 02/10/2026
oh fuck
screenshot from Claire's phone. Notification of an email from "Baskin-Ro..." Subject line says, "Important Update to Your Baskin-Robbins Account"
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Ghastrogen Scratch Ghosts @estrogenpatchnotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@koothebird.bsky.social referred to this as a “load bearing zero”
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
a kissaroo from me to you
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying "a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you'd associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like "i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!". they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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jade 🫀 comms closed @yellghoul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
huge fan of saying "first try" regardless of how many tries it took, or how trivial the task was
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired as shit of AI companies trying to convince us that AI is 'sentient' or 'conscious', everyone already knows that the only real sentient AIs are the level 9 Melee Ganon CPU and the CPU players in Worms when they hit shots that are a little too good
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
man sorry but the people i see out there who are acting like cutting off your family is purely some individualist phenomenon of social media seriously need to spend time with more LGBTQ people
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
too many girl friend
zelda - links awakening
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think my favorite gag in portal isn't any particular joke or bit. It's the continued treatment of "testing" as some vague, ephemeral idea. What are they testing exactly? Who knows. Who cares. You're testing. Do the test. Aperture needs to keep testing.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 02/10/2026
Way To Become a Pro Lesbian: This is the Royal Road of Lesbians! Tiger's Hole Edition!
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deathgenerator.com#mgs
Solid Snake asking Colonel Campbell "Dick? You mean like, penis?"
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm booting up video games. "video games: I'm turnin it on"
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
bread and water soup
nanao
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