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@seolfyr.bsky.social
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He/they, 33, I like rats and sylveons. I also like vore (and will repost it a lot) so 18+. I also like video games so there's that too. Sometimes I stream at www.twitch.tv/itspronouncedsilver

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TastyTales (18+) @tastytales.bsky.social · 53m
CW: Implied Vore / Vore Discussed TastyTales makes a new character.
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Nagi~ 🌿 @nagifur.bsky.social · 8h
[CW:Vore] Full of Noodles 🍜 #animated
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RubySnoot @rubysnoot.bsky.social · 9h
Look, if you're gonna steal your boyfriend's harness n such, then the LEAST you can do is bring him along to be a part of the look! <3
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 9h
Trying to avoid turning on the dehumidifier to force my body to adjust to the environment and I feel like I'm drowning and I hate it
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🔞Galileo🍉 @galafterdark.bsky.social · 19h
ppl pls use the labels button on ur prn so i can share it without flashbanging my followers, you have only something to gain by labeling things appropriately 😭
labels
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ArkailArt @arkailart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who would've ever guessed water beats fire? Sketch from one of the Gulper-tier streams held on my Patreon Discord!
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sony is currently innovating super hard by working on the ability to just purchase the memory of playing The Last of Us without the hassle of physical objects
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A slightly more fun side note I'd like to bring up with the yapping is that basically the religious bullshit is why I decided on my fursonas being demon-flavored Choosing to be a good person despite being ostensibly evil is an important theme to me Also being demons is hot sue me
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feh, can't get back to sleep so yeah, doing that I guess. Breakfast and maybe a walk first though. Like last time it'll all be replied onto this post so like, mute this if you don't wanna see all that I guess.
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no the perennial urge to infodump my religious trauma into the void some more...
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Behold, Woku
Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, Woku" 

And Woku replies "wealth inequality contributes to crime, batman"
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The bad news is the dehumidifier that keeps me functioning is Extremely Loud and makes my office Really Cold But the good news is I like white noise and being cold so this is mostly fine actually
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kim 🏳️‍⚧️ @kim-chee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate this timeline. If you think it's okay to kink shame people, congratulations. They're not just coming for transgender and queer folks, they're ruining sex for EVERYONE. And it's your fault.
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Seikret Tunnel @sheenaseikret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that feeling of eating someone you have a crush on, knowing they're literally inside your stomach, completely yours to your stomach, however, they're not a beloved person, they're just food
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mousification.bsky.social @mousification.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I sure hope this doesn't end badly" says Lucy
This is funny, because she is about to clock in for a day of work at the bad end factory
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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radiofangs! 🔞🍉 (comms closed) @radiofangs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[ #vore ] commission for @zeafeon.bsky.social !
colored comic depicting an anthro vulpix girl eating an anthro rattata. the first panel depicts her with him in her mouth, followed by an internal shot of him falling down the throat. the middle panels depict him being swallowed with an internal and her jaws closing shut. the bottom depicts her lying down letting out a fiery burp, and an internal with him blushing inside her stomach. 

tags: internals, burping
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I eat enough peanut butter pretzels that counts as breakfast right
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Essyx 🎨🐊 @essyx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if Fox & Wolf but they're actually fox & wolf sized? 👉👈
Wolf O' Donnell pins a blushing Fox McCloud to a wall, teasing the smaller canine's flustered snarl.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ranchy @ranchysnax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I lost like 300 bucks in Vegas this week, felt inspired
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Ricket @ricket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Small page for jacket!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ArkailArt @arkailart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So squirmy, but they still slip in all the same~ Sketch from one of the Gulper-tier streams held on my Patreon Discord!
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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Resonite @resonite.com · 26/09/2026
We understand that AI generated content is a big topic in the current VR landscape. The Resonite team has been working on an AI disclosure policy and tools to ensure that you can both filter AI generated content, and properly tag content as such. Thank you for being patient with us!
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Vids/Warren @bigbadger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what are they feeding these umbreons dude
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also while I'm yapping I guess I'm/we're/us'n's plural, is a recent development So like been slowly deciding about how to approach that and all?
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One bit of nice news is that, while I'm stressed because I'm probably developing carpal tunnel, I've been wearing a brace at night and it's reduced the symptoms a lot And also I just fixed a long standing bluescreen problem with my PC So, some small victories at the very least
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyways griping aside I'm just like, sleepy and vorny this morning
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My boss has this biweekly meeting with me which he constantly postpones, always with like maybe 20 minutes notice at best, which like. Kinda makes me wanna scream haha Like why even bother scheduling this
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Cel @celzelart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so much fluff 💙 pwyw-surprise comm for justAMouse on #vgen #pokemon #pokemonoc #pmd #minccino
A colored sketchy drawing of a very fluffy Minccino Oc, he has a very long tail and wears a blue scarf
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Yana Amelin @sizablesongster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry if you feel anything weird or fluttery in your stomach after you swallow me. Every time I lose hp to a tick of digestion, the acid damage number sorta bounces around your belly walls as it pops out of me. It'll stop once my health bar is depleted-
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Bito @bitotheheart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like a lot of macro art is based on people making really poor life choices. #sizesky [repost of an old comic from the tumblr days]
6 panel comic

Panel 1: A giant woman, looking panicked, talks to a small scientist.
Giant: "Oh my god! Was that your growth formula I just drank? I didn't know!"

Panel 2: A scientist wearing large glasses is looking up. She looks annoyed.
Scientist: "Why did you do that?"
Giant, offscreen: "I'm sorry, I thought..."

Panel 3: A close up of the scientist's hand as she's holding a bright green glow stick.
Scientist: "You thought what? Because I disguised all of them to look like party store glow sticks."

Panel 4: The scientist, annoyed and holding the glow stick
Scientist: "Were you trying to drink a glow stick?"

Panel 5: A close of the giant woman's face. She looks down meekly and doesn't answer.

Panel 6: The giant woman is nervously trying to avert her gaze away while gritting her teeth in embarrassment.
Scientist, offscreen: "Hey. Were you trying to drink a glow stick?"
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Geo @bamboozlewzl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was left unattended with a copy of Blender, @moopleaf.bsky.social's mustelid avatar, and a brain addled by bowling animations
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Little V @littlevmills.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi day
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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably the funniest thing I've said in Deadlock allchat
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chugging a liter of ice water first thing in the morning doesn't count as breakfast but still feels pretty good
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
buge
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Friendly Neighborhood Scrubquoter @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sleepy
comic about a puppy named Basil in bed staring out the window saying; "What a beautiful morning! Time to finally start my day!" Only to fall back asleep
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 21/09/2026
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Cheetah Fat FAST 🌱🐆 @tummyspots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
in some niche circles I think they call that love
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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