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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19h
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19h
@LipsTaco

for disney movie character day on monday i'm dressing up as Ferb from Penis and Ferd

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*Phineas and Fern

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Phineaus and Freb

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wait *Pheineas and Freb

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girl how you spell Puenius
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16h
sorry i haven't been posting much today. the data center that generates my posts has been destroyed
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15h
in 2027 we're going to bring back "yelling at people because they won't follow you." we last did this 15 years ago on twitter but it's going to be even cooler now that we are all around 40 years old
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 13h
Stop making up a guy to get mad at. Start making up a guy you want to impregnate instead
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 19h
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 18h
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 17h
Every Earthbound enemy looks like this
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Hannah Lock @hannahlock.bsky.social · 19h
Wooloo in an autumn field🍂
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 11/10/2026
When they say "don't trust how you feel about your life after 9pm" what time in the morning does that end. When's the daily server reset
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Jane SCREAMix 🌙 @ayliffe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ah, the ol’ evergreen:
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 21h
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 18h
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nonbinary hank hill voice: i sell pronouns and pronoun accessories
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 11/10/2026
hey, you okay? I heard they made a beloved indie horror game about your fucked up gross apartment
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You are the most simple mouse in the world. ❤️
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 10/10/2026
when you nut but she taps in a friend to keep suckin and you say “no, no more. this sounded like a dream but it is a sissyphian labor! What a Faustian bargain I have made! My manhood is so chapped, my balls have shriveled, I have no more nut to give! Show mercy!” but the mouth of jav knows no mercy
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Green memes @green-memes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11/10/2026
I Love Big Tits And Got To Fuck My Dream Girl With Colossal Tits! Because It Is Tits Memorial Day!
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Game: Super Mario 64 (1996, N64) TAS Authors (see thread) Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVwQD1jTERA
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Phantom Tollbooth — Chuck Jones (producer & co-director), 1970
A cel from an animated film showing a boy named Milo standing in front of a booth that says "Words for Sale." 
The Man inside the booth  says 
"You, young man! How about a nice bag full of pronouns?"
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もちょちょ @mochocho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
アネラス・エルフィード ミニキャラ風 そういえばあまり描いたことなかったな~と #trails_fa #fanart
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Aboorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being trans is a lot like Gundam. You're thrust to the front line of a war you didn't make. Random adults want to kill you. Char is there.
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hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress @hcnone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
work is da poop
skye from hit indie game endless monday: dreams and deadlines
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𝕺𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝕱𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆 @incision.site · 10/10/2026
vtubers are like if professional wrestlers played video games and did plausibly deniable gay stuff instead of wrestling. actually maybe that last part is the same.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what is this supposed to mean?
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🔞Hexlace @hexlace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one owes anyone femininity nor masculinity nor androgyny. No one.
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
someone needs to be held responsible for frogger
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Far too many people simply hate children for existing
Neighbor blasts an ultrasonic device audible and painful only to children whenever they pass on the public sidewalk.

Was riding bikes with my daughter and a friend to school this morning. We passed a house and they both started yelling, "Ow! It hurts my ears." Really strange, right? Then I hear a voice play through a speaker who says, "If it hurts your ears, ride your bikes somewhere else!"

Now I'm angry. Literally doing nothing but riding bikes to school, probably one of the most wholesome activities a person could imagine, and...I can't even get my brain around it. 

It's apparently not loud, but it is tuned to a frequency higher than I can hear. If it's low enough for my children to hear it, it's going to be almost useless as an animal deterrent. It is specifically designed to cause pain to humans and serves no other purpose.

How is this legal?

Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities suburb
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rerecoro @rerecoro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
指描きてぃお
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/10/2026
it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
538-Road kill @GothDogGirl
getting fired because i accidentally age regressed at work and child labor laws surprisingly cover this
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BITCH DOLLARBILL
B  CH
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
celery
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Squirrel crimes. Photo from my collection, no date/info
Color photo that has taken on a pink discoloration with age. It shows a chubby, short haired brown tabby cat, standing with its back legs on the arm of a chair, and its front legs on a windowsill so that it can look outside and see whatever is happening outside the window.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 08/10/2026
broccoli wokly
A screenshot of a bag of broccoli on instacart. It's mislabeled as Broccoli Wokly. It is not a brand name. I think someone was being silly.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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˗ˏˋ quinn @ afk 🛫 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like fuck you if you want your cross-media bullshit, go the full nine yards and make it into a game where they can actually have interactions and shit
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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