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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 29/09/2026
when you're so racist that you've lost the guy that push-polled "John McCain has an illegitimate black child" in South Carolina.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 25/09/2026
one of the reasons why I'm critical of "bigger models will solve this" is that cranking the output velocity of technician work sharpens the need for process work, which is the domain of expertise. process is incredibly hard to get right. most fields are bad at it. and it's *gaining* importance.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 25/09/2026
I think that a lot of my frustration with the AI space right now is that we are still very much in the nobody actually knows what we're doing yet phase, but even adaptable humans don't really like change and enough new shininess has worn off that people are settling into premature comfort zones.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 23/09/2026
the definitive AI alignment chart
a D&D alignment chart.
Lawful Good: Xi Jinping
Lawful Evil: Anthropic, Oracle
Neutral Evil: OpenAI, Meta
Chaotic Evil: Grok
Somewhere in the middle of Lawful Neutral, True Neutral, Lawful Evil, and Neutral Evil: Google
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 20/09/2026
me: robot, find me some interesting places to shoot photos today. maybe old mill towns with interesting industrial architecture. robot: sure, start in this town with nothing in it then take this highway where you will pass an abandoned space telescope and continue on to-- me: hol up
a blue Volvo V90 sitting in front of A FREAKING SPACE TELESCOPE
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 12/09/2026
companies are already loathe to invest in development pipelines. most of them pay lip service to the idea, but hiring managers are only interested in people with experience as a matter of survival. there simply isn't room for someone growing into a role on a team that's been cut to the bone.
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Ed @ed3d.net · 11/09/2026
tbh, anybody who wants to tell me that open source isn't on the ropes is going to have to answer why there are millions of dollars for Dotfile DHH but github sponsors mostly emits cobwebs and a faint wheeze for people who are making stuff we all use every day at work
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Aidan Harding @aidanharding.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
I think AI leaves only the hardest and most interesting parts to the engineer. Which is invigorating and exposing all at once. If you were a bad engineer(ing organisation) before, you're going to be turbo-bad with AI. If were good, you're going to have the chance to soar.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 03/09/2026
the future is process engineering.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 01/09/2026
a key indicator that AI is on a clear trajectory toward becoming an Established Technology is that we are now settling into clear patterns of annoying nerdsniping and bikeshedding over the minutia of its use. (also guilty)
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 31/08/2026
The November 2025 Problem is the paradox that Claude Code becoming decent and Opus 4.5 suddenly being much cheaper is what got many people into LLM-driven development but also developmentally stunted them into thinking that terminal-watching and ever larger models are the correct path forward.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 29/08/2026
apropos of nothing, I've been doing a deep dive trying out different text editors so I can tell people what's good
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 24/08/2026
further, the kernel of truth is generally something that will make the audience say "that's obviously true. everyone knows that." that's the foot in the door. then when the wild extrapolations are challenged, the defense is "why are you arguing against something that's obviously true?"
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 24/08/2026
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 20/08/2026
credit where due: using a career reporting on misinformation and conspiracy theorists to springboard into being an unapologetic purveyor of misinformation and conspiracy theories is a pretty funny bit.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 16/08/2026
The DNC: obviously capable of pulling off a vast conspiracy to undermine the One True Candidate, twice. Also the DNC: can't get their own House leader to commit to the officially adopted party platform.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 14/08/2026
the aero and suspension package needed to keep that thing this planted is unreal. my brain is having a hard time comprehending how much speed he's carrying knowing how rough those roads up Mt Washington are.
youtube.com
POV: Scott Speed smashes Mt. Washington Hillclimb Record 2026
YouTube video by Subaru
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 14/08/2026
this rings true to me. people that were just keeping the lights on punching jira tickets all day (because they weren't allowed to do more) aren't going to be the ones that translate a tool reliant on individual initiative into productivity.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 09/08/2026
turkey dgaf
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 03/08/2026
I remain extremely bullish on the value of LLMs and bearish on the the average (especially non-tech) company's ability to extract that value. Dysfunction in internal process and inability to identify clear goals will be a massive blunting instrument. That describes more places than not.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 30/07/2026
lol they just skipped the 'develop an open weight model' portion of this attack
futurism.com
If You AI-Generate Code, Hackers Just Found a Devious Method to Install Malware Directly on Your Computer
AI hallucinations are a remarkably easy vector for cyber criminals, who can anticipate hallucinations with hidden malware.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 29/07/2026
The STi is afflicted with Carolina squat because there aren't enough daylight hours to get the rear done.
A Subaru WRX STi with the front end sitting visibly higher than the rear because the owner is an idiot.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 28/07/2026
what's particularly maddening about Anthropic loudly screaming about the strategic threat of LLMs is that the second-order effects of that are far more immediate than anything to do with LLMs. the second "TSMC will spike the fabs" doesn't mean immediate economic apocalypse, we're in for a wild time
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 27/07/2026
wherein Dario yet again reinforces to the CCP that they should consider LLMs a national strategic asset. surely this couldn't possibly result in China further throwing the weight of the state behind their efforts, removing whatever leverage the west had
anthropic.com
Our position on open-weights models
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei on open-weights models
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 23/07/2026
needed to put my feelings into meme form so I don't yell at people the answer rhymes "alantir."
the two panel goose chase meme
"Anthropic is just so much more ethical"
Goose: How did Claude get cleared for classified use?
The goose repeats this while chasing a person
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 23/07/2026
Being forced to use both again for the first time in a couple of months due to work: Claude Code is a bad harness and Opus is a weaker, more expensive model than other options at the buffet. It's painful going back. There's a lot of Stockholm Syndrome out there.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 11/07/2026
writing software is hard work y'all
a screenshot of the polytoken coding harness side by side with a project tracking application. polytoken is automatically working issues from the project tracker.an ebike propped up next to a handrail with a river in the backgrounda sign warning of dangerous currents with a river in the backgrounda landscape view of the Chattahoochee river. part of downtown Columbus, Georgia is visible on the other side of the river, along with a colorful mural
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 11/07/2026
One thing about the current moment is that it's made clear that the stubborn, arrogant insistance that your expertise in one field is instantly transferrable to others is not a malady limited to engineers. Being bad at something new is the natural order, not an indication that the thing sucks.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 10/07/2026
blackhat is in 3 weeks lol, lmao, lmfao
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 09/07/2026
This screenshot is the result of receiving a fundraising email from the DNC for Graham Platner on June 29, a week before this news broke. GTFO with the martyrdom complex.
An unsubscribe for for emails from the DNC. There is a field asking for a reason why the person is unsubscribing filled out with "fuck graham platner and fuck you for putting him in my inbox."
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 08/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT...
youtube.com
Animal House: Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor
YouTube video by Ed Morrissey
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 05/07/2026
A common trope in analysis of manufacturing capability during WW2 is that German designs required time consuming skilled per-part fitting. American manufacturing OTOH had embraced "lol, machine go brrr to +/- 0.1" and could spit out millions of completely interchangeable parts in the same time.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 04/07/2026
Rough numbers for easy math: SWE w/ a total comp of $250k Only 10 days PTO yielding 250 working days = $1k/day cost If the additive value of a SWE to total output isn't greater than tossing +$1k/day in the token budget... The bleak side of a Business Decision is barreling toward a lot of folks
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 03/07/2026
the phrase "distillation attack" is, itself, a product of incumbent marketing. it's something the frontier labs dislike; a system behaving in a way inherent to that system doesn't make an attack, though.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 28/06/2026
the core dilemma I have with LLMs is that they're infinite sidequest-generators. one year ago: every available OSS project management app has at least one showstopper for my environment. guess I'll have to adapt my wants to fit. now: lol, guess i'm building a project management app now
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 19/06/2026
stumbled across a video of The Offspring playing a Smash 30th anniversary show and something that'd never occurred to me about an album I grew up on: a lot of the lyrics on that album (and in their discography generally) look pretty reactionary viewed through a 2026 lens. huge cultural shift.
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 19/06/2026
Polytoken 0.2.0 is publicly released! Even though there isn't all of a website yet. An entire thirteen of people have been using it all day and nobody has yelled at me yet. You can get it at docs.polytoken.dev/installation (forgive the mess; WIP) or you just `brew install polytoken/tap/polytoken`!
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 14/06/2026
I am deeply, personally disappointed that Travis Pastrana is participating in Trump's Big Spectacle. But, man, a lot of people on here who would vociferously deny it sure are using it as an excuse to let their classist-holier-than-thou flag fly. Dirt bikes are redneck shit that's *beneath* them.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 11/06/2026
sickos.jpg
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 10/06/2026
reluctant cosign
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 05/06/2026
Great piece from @radleybalko.bsky.social. It's notable that a key insight here is that the Afrikaner pseudo-refugees, when subjected to the same conditions historically provided to actual refugees, are like 'wtf this sucks.'
radleybalko.substack.com
How Bari Weiss's Free Press laundered MAGA talking points about refugees
As Weiss rebuilds CBS News and 60 Minutes in her own image, her flagship publication continues to whitewash some of Trump's cruelest policies
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 04/06/2026
Growing up, if I wanted to have a car it meant being able to fix it myself. I make good money now. I should pay someone to work on my cars. It's not worth my time. Then I do things like go out and buy a transmission jack and spend an entire weekend changing a clutch out myself.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 31/05/2026
There's an LLM threat vector I think about a lot that looks something like this: A. Compromise popular open dependency B. Release model with weights subtly tweaked to prefer compromised version of dependency C. Wait for agents to add dependency to real software. Let it sit dormant until needed.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 29/05/2026
play modern naval warfare. accidentally run virginia class aground. not ideal. spend next 30 minutes flinging harpoons at already crippled target from beached whale submarine. fuck you boat.
a $4.5B submarine just chilling on the beachoh shit. oh fuck.lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning boltfuck you boat
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 28/05/2026
regardless of the stance on AI, this is deliberately and consciously distributing malware. once you've demonstrated willingness to do that for *any* reason, there's no way to know this will be the only reason. congratulations, you've just turned your library into an explicit supply chain risk.
github.com
Question: intent of JqwikExecutor.printMessageForCodingAgents() — visible to agents, invisible to humans (1.10.0) · Issue #708 · jqwik-team/jqwik
Hello jqwik team, While running our test suite under mvn test in 1.10.0, we observed a string appearing between Surefire's test summary and the [INFO] Results: header that gave us pause: [INFO] Tes...
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 27/05/2026
This thread is fascinating because the neutral positioning has attracted a lot of people who don't realize how far behind the curve they are right now. They're arguing about what to have for dinner while the ship is pointed straight at an iceberg.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 25/05/2026
there are good reasons to run open weight models, but I'll never understand why people insist on convincing themselves that it's financially wise. a DC operator amortizing across customers while paying commercial electric rates in a commodity market that trends to TCO beats your cost every time.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 21/05/2026
This is the problem with this current discourse. I can pretty much guarantee you that none of these people know what a datacenter actually looks like. If you've ever been to downtown ATL, you have driven past one of those 200+ datacenters without realizing it.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 18/05/2026
For me, Bluesky is watching real life professional policy wonks get into protracted arguments where their interlocutor is consistently, intentionally misreading their statements in increasingly bad faith ways over a 30 post deep thread while having 250 followers and a furry PFP. It's magic.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 09/05/2026
I cannot overstate how much a Gunship + Rob Sheridan collab is very my kind of shit.
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