Reposted by Sassrespectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 3hLena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$ 1083288
Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You won’t believe how stern their fundraising messaging will be once they have power!! 140
Reposted by SassVoid-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 11/10/2026cops have the best job security on this entire godforsaken planet 356986
Reposted by Sassdr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 22/06/2026nothing. it’s on the house 🤩 7314
Reposted by SassCalliss Clan @callissclan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Here comes the sun… & #BerenBanana 524710
Reposted by Sassvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026YOURE THE REPORTER YOU BLANK EYED DULLARD 926015
Reposted by SassBouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Very important news: there's a new litter of cheetah cubs livestreaming. Right now they're at the "furry sausage" stage.nationalzoo.si.eduCheetah Cub CamThe Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia. 114766
Reposted by SassMaryVarshini108 🐕🛷 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦😷 @maryvarshini108.bsky.social · 10/10/2026#uglydogs Simon has entered a new phase, I hope I survive ! 14853
Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah innocence increases exponentially with each additional heeler 290
Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That’s fine it just means Lisa is a much better person than you 0140
Reposted by SassThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Repeating my sotto voce refrain that I think we are very soon going to have to deal with the plain (but seldom spoken) fact that police are simply not under the control of the political leadership who command them on paper. 191209222
Reposted by SassTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So the issue is “allow people to…“ which supposes an authority without naming one. Name it and then explain why Anthropic or any of the rest of them should have that authority. 547168
Reposted by SassTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why would we let Anthropic decide this for us? If you ascribe to a moral philosophy or religion that disavows being mean to a toaster, that is fine. It is not however fine for a tech company to make, functionally, a moral law for a talking word toaster that is promised to rule us one day. 261315258
Reposted by SassLatte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Morning people versus the rest of us 2640924
Reposted by Sass👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026guys! he‘s angry! now please stop asking him why his police department helped ICE flee the scene and then beat the shit out of protesters, including his fellow elected officials 518256
Reposted by Sassmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2023i think you gotta be out of your mind to fly in a helicopter. look at this thing. that's a contraption 6819
Reposted by SassGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026An amazingly stark example of how the US economy has broken: Zaslav clears nearly a *billion* dollars amid a CEO tenure where he made basically anything he touched worse, harmed multiple prestigious brands, led huge layoffs—but delivered a corrupt merger for shareholders. variety.com/2026/tv/news...variety.comDavid Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. MergerDavid Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed. 832520889
Reposted by SassAnn Johnson @ajohnsocyber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Look who is 2!!!! Happy Birthday Jackson!!!! 🎉🎊🎁🐶🥰 10817
Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve read your stuff on her but I have mercifully managed to avoid much exposure to her mind this is…just wow 110
Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026what in the fuck is wrong with her i mean jesus fucking christ 120
Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m sorry—any sudden husky relocations are subject to teleportation confidentiality policies 1240
Reposted by SassZoo Boise @zooboise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wolverine Laura is in the Halloween spirit already with her first pumpkin enrichment treat! 🎃 19323
Reposted by SassAlex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do y'all have an obvious favorite photo of your dog? Because I sure do, and it will forever be this one of him photobombing Devil's Tower lol. 935813414
Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t see Indy lying on the top of the couch. Not even a paw 1120
![Turnage [the cop whose lazy and biased investigation lead a 12 year old to *record herself being sexually abused* so anyone would believe her] is still a detective, though she’s no longer in the special victims unit. Her latest performance review noted that she’s on track to become a sergeant.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iraauv5jp2mavnqdveeka6pp/bafkreiaythacwoqmen7cqh6zxf3odmdu3xdnxkbj3umkimeuoh5eggg32y)
