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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A new study shows that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and over $1 trillion every year. The new research out of Yale shows that reductions in administrative overhead, lower pharmaceutical prices, less fraudulent billing, and fewer emergency care trips would lead to huge savings. /1
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Yale Study: Medicare for All Would Save Over 114,000 Lives and $1 Trillion a Year | Common Dreams
"Do not tell me we cannot afford Medicare for All," the senator said. "What we cannot afford is a broken healthcare system based on greed."
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just realized as an official Florida tax payer he has to pay the "I'm an elitist" tax on all his NYC apartments. Insert AntonioBanderasSavoringtheNews.gif here.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.
A post from the Comal County (TX) Republican Party:

Democratic Socialists of America

The DSA's mission is to replace capitalism with democratic socialism by shifting economic and political power from corporations and wealthy owners to workers and the public.

Is this what you want for America?
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/03/2024
every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything HE touches turns to shit.
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hydration break time?
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Leveling up to a team FIFA bends the rules for is definitely a sign of progress.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Heinrich Himmler: "If we lose the war, the Allies will turn every committee of the occupation into an investigative body. They will go after the Reich leadership, the cabinet, the donors, and friends."
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I ordered two Modelos and then Mexico scored two minutes later. I'm taking credit.
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@wolter.bsky.social I need your opinion on this: www.wired.com/story/pope-l...
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Pope Leo Schooled the Tech Bros on Tolkien
The Holy Father referenced “The Lord of the Rings” in his encyclical about AI—an expert (if unintentional) troll of tech billionaires who keep misinterpreting the series.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 26/04/2026
Cucked! At The Reichtag Fire
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is such a good thread
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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
In an infinite number of timelines, it is mathematically impossible to live in the most fucked up one, and yet we keep right on trying.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
collinsworth is fucking clueless lol. YOU throw a fuckin rope while four defenders are in your face chasing you backwards you absolute disgrace.
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404 Media @404media.co · 23/12/2025
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
how it feels for the bears to have a Quarterback for the first time in my life
the dead guy wearing the now i have a machine gun ho ho ho sweatshirt in die hard
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I wanna live forever on a boat out in the sea I wanna build a happy home, a home for you and me I wanna touch the silver lining, we'll be shining everywhere I wanna live forever, I don't care
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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
In the upside down, treason gets you a white house invitation, sex trafficking gets you a reduced sentence, getting killed while rioting gets you full honors, and stirring up bigotry gets you a state funeral. Seriously, this entire timeline can ingest a satchel of richards.
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I would like to remind anybody from an opposition party that a big thing that would help to excite me to vote for you would be running on a platform of "I plan to aggressively prosecute any of these assholes who are still alive when I'm sworn in"
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I, like many Chicagoans my age, wanted to play 2nd as a kid, not SS. I wanted to bat second, not third or fourth. I wanted flip down sunglasses (that I wore to school). I wore my Ryno cleats to school, too. I also attempted the jumping throw from behind second at every practice at least 10 times.
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Camping on the water
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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graham steele @grahamsteele.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
According to this Supreme Court, President Biden's Department of Education was exceeding its power by trying to forgive peoples' student loans. President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Anton Chigurh if the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” ~ Calvin #CalvinandHobbes40
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Vance: We launched an unconstitutional and illegal attack on a hunch.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
To be really clear: The reason members of Congress can't just walk right in is because of the guns. Armed DHS personnel won't allow entry. In other words, DHS is using armed force to *break* laws. Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.
New York Times: ICE Imposes New Rules on Congressional Visits

The policy specifies that ICE field offices are not subject to an existing federal law that allows members of Congress to make unannounced oversight visits to immigration facilities that “detain or otherwise house aliens.”
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
ICE has declared they’re not subject to an existing federal law requiring they allow members of Congress to perform unannounced oversight. It’s not an ambiguous issue—they simply think they’re above the law.
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Erik Ledbetter @bandoblue.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The parade today by contrast moves west to east, outside to in. It starts at the Pentagon not Arlington National Cemetary. It follows the symbolic route of troops entering to quell or occupy the city, not leaving with love and thanks. 8/
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 10/06/2025
Notice how while ICE arrests people without a warrant, invades homes without a warrant, & disappears people into death camps—NRA is silent. Know why? Because NRA was never about firearm protection—but about white supremacy protection. As long as ICE targets mostly Black & brown people, NRA is happy
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
If your boss tells you to lie to teachers, hide your identity, and steal 1st graders from their schools you have a bad job and an evil boss and you should say no
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@wolter.bsky.social I don't know how to explain it, but this low country, sea island cat has the most "you", IDGAF energy.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 14/05/2025
Nobody needs the New York Times. Truly. We don’t need it. There are some opinion writers worth reading there (the Black ones, primarily.) But aside from that? It’s garbage. Just an absolute failure of journalism for YEARS now.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
“Three days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul that fat ass out of the Oval Office. You wanna get outta the Trump era? You talk to me.”
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
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