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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 9h
Did y'all know LinkedIn had games?? AND THAT PEOPLE PLAY THEM??????
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 28/09/2026
How should I whimsically gussy up my perennially fukt condiment shelf? Some air plants? Ceramic tchotchkes? A glitter bomb that detonates when you open the door? Taking suggestions!
My fridge door just crammed to shit with sauce bottles. The plastic arm containing them has failed and is taped together. It used to read "no cram!!!" but I taped over it again bc I have no respect.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
it’s also a shame in that I can truly see the value of teaching a workshop to men on “what do you do if you’ve been called a creep,” except that I somehow don’t think these are the right *people* to teach such a workshop in the slightest
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The twin forces of unassimilated immigrants and native grievances have sapped the Canadian federal government’s will and capacity to resist provincial and native separatism. Thus, the United States does not need to kill Canada. Canada will dig its own grave soon, as centrifugal forces intensify. If we seek annexation, that will only stave off Canadian collapse by giving Ottawa the external enemy they need to keep a rapidly disintegrating Canadian society together. Instead, the U.S. should feed into and support the centrifugal forces in Canadian society. Once these centrifugal forces reach their height, the ensuing constitutional crisis will present a key moment for the United States to intervene to shape a new North American sphere.

Fragmented, smaller Canadian statelets are much easier for the United States to dominate through closer economic and geopolitical integration, including the COFA arrangement. Such indirect domination is preferable to a straight-up annexation, which will likely lead to a protracted and costly occupation as the presence of the U.S. occupation enflames Canadian nationalism and leads to widespread.
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Michael Karanicolas @karanicolas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey remember when Canada's government was going to ban TikTok because of concerns about Chinese interference? Can someone remind me again which country controls about 90% of our digital information ecosystem?
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Keep thinking about this. Are our politics so stupid (don't answer) that u can sell a milk run that will be excruciatingly slow to ride for long distances (say, dwntwn TO) to voters who've been taught subwayssubwayssubways? When better GO transit is answer? Thx gd Crombie didn't become premier.
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👁️‍🗨️ jean jacquet @tomboymillennial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't worry, Evan Solomon has spoken to Sam Altman. He will definitely craft responsible and informed legislation to keep us all safe. Narrator: He did not.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 24/09/2026
Telefilm is giving us CA$H to make a horror film about a struggling filmmaker navigating the perilous world of public arts funding 🤗
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Telefilm selects 16 for 2026-27 Talent to Watch program
The 2026-27 round of the Talent to Watch program received 136 applications, totaling $31.2 million in funding requests.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
I for one am tired of the “all of human existence should be quantified into spreadsheets, and things that cannot be quantified should be viewed as irrelevant and useless” faction running everything
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 23/09/2026
Not like HE'S over leveraged right now! Masterful gambit, flailing oligarchs.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 21/09/2026
Even in throwaways the NYT can't help but lend credence to their AI overlords. I REJECT THE PREMISE!!!!!!!!
Text snippet, highlighted section in caps: At the mansion in Hillsborough known as AGI House — named for “artificial general intelligence,” A TECHNOLOGY THAT CAN MATCH THE POWERS OF THE HUMAN MIND— the local police have logged 37 incidents since 2022. At least 17 were related to complaints about large parties and events, according to the reports."no they don't / both / i reject the premise" debate guy
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Steve B @steveb.wsocial.eu · 21/09/2026
Superb, high-level, very funny satire highlighting the major global issue of enshittification. So well…erm…executed. Cory @doctorow.pluralistic.net - Norwegian brilliance right in your wheelhouse. And the prequel here: wsocial.eu/profile/nico... Thanks to Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is fucked! Toronto mayoral candidate Brad Bradford is using an Israeli AI app to create an army of snitches and reply-guys. The app finds valid criticism of the candidate on social media, gives you an AI-written reply to post, then gives you rewards
On Sept. 17, we were given another mission, this time targeting the social media platform X. It arrived as a text: “Hey! A new post just went up, and it’s waiting for you on Victory. Jump in, generate a comment with the AI button, drop a like, and share with friends — every action earns points.”

The task was named “Pushing Back on ‘Part of the Problem’ Attacks,” a reference to comments criticizing Bradford for inaction during his eight years on council.

One critic had replied to Bradford's post: “Haven't you been part of the municipal government for awhile, bradbrad? You're part of the problem lol.”

To push back, LogiVote's AI system had recommended seeding a counter-narrative.

The result, generated for us to post: “So tired of hearing the same excuses from city hall, while nothing changes. Brad, you’ve actually stood up for us — don’t let them say you haven’t tried. We need someone who won’t back down.”

The Victory App asked us to enter our X username to verify we complied and award us 25 in-app coins.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 20/09/2026
Winnie #TOphoto
Rough bronze statue of Winston Churchill with TO City Hall in background
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 20/09/2026
"Do we want an honest, attainable one that might not inspire but that considers what a mayor can actually do? Or do we want a fantasy?"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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august 🍂 @auguststreet.ca · 19/09/2026
usual sight on the toronto subway at 11:30pm. don't let campaigning right-wingers tell you transit is a desolate wasteland and no one's taking it because they fear for their life. that is so far from the truth in toronto. ask any of these people what they want most & they'll say "run more trains"
crowded subway train interior
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A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Find you someone who loves you like the New York Times loves the sartorial preferences of right-wingers.
Nyt headline: spains preppy conservatives are having a moment, loafer-wearing young Spaniards, often called Cayetanos, are flexing their countercultural muscles after eight years of left-wing governmentYoung Spanish men wearing normal looking clothes, button up dress shirts tucked into khaki slacks with loafers
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 17/09/2026
Religious zealots are always coming for your books.
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roko’s basilisk isn’t real but the people who think it is are very real & will hurt you
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Love to hit 44mph exit velo grounders in my chinos in order to prove my #Sigma masculinity
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one of the keys to my recovery from my nervous breakdown was figuring out which parts of myself I needed to learn how to ignore bc they are crazy and trying to kill me. kinda feel that a similar problem is going on vis our societal nervous breakdown insofar as the wrong voices are being listened to
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Kanchan @kayehm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The province can override municipal decisions & direct infra changes. But it cannot override an engineer's professional responsibility to public safety. The engineers designing, approving & overseeing this work will have to stand behind their decisions long after the political debate has moved on.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 15/09/2026
Hmm ok seems we're just never gonna learn this lesson!
Arrested Development - Tobias and Lindsay "it might work for US" exchange but instead of an open relationship it's privatization of public infrastructure and services
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 15/09/2026
One of the best parts of a stacked ensemble. Looks like an anxious waif but walks like a linebacker. Had me laughing every time she was on screen.
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Widows Bay Tv Show
Alt: Patricia's pointy elbows dance from Widows Bay
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 14/09/2026
"Trying to reverse engineer a commercial success, she said, can ruin the exact thing she's looking for."
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The producer of Fleabag and Baby Reindeer's tip for finding a hit? Don't look for one
Theatre producer Francesca Moody has a remarkable record of spotting shows that go on to have wide success. At the Edinburgh Fringe festival, she told NPR about what she looks for in a performance.
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 13/09/2026
The true value of algorithm-free social media is the ability to learn what is going on, in real time, from people almost anywhere on earth who can look out the window and tell you. Exchanging information and ideas is incalculably important but 'influence' is an illusion, not worth thinking about
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 13/09/2026
This is how you do it.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 12/09/2026
You didn't hear it from me but Hooters is THEE prime TIFF peoplewatching hangout spot
Alone on the Hooters patio in downtown Toronto.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 12/09/2026
Gonna acquire these rights for a new gritty procedural... This fall... CALLING DR. SHOTS.
A Spirit Halloween costume of a doctor with syringe called DR SHOTS
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The best things you can do are: 1) Divorce your sense of self-worth from your work accomplishments 2) Make certain you have plenty of things in your life that aren't work, preferably that involve interacting with other human beings who like you for more than what you can do for them.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 11/09/2026
DEGOOGLE (verb): to spitefully uncouple yourself from the Evil Overlord. As in: "I've been degoogling and it's been a real headache." Or: "I finally finished my degoogle and it was worth it!"
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 11/09/2026
It's hard to be intimidating when you're so collectively befuddled.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 11/09/2026
Submit a complaint to the ad standards commission if you hate this and don't want to see more of it. Dystopian, invasive, and manipulative.
complaints.adstandards.ca
- Ad Standards
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 10/09/2026
Every few weeks I email Minister Solomon with a new Torment Nexus AI news update and ask what he's doing to protect his constituents. I got one vague form reply months ago but now they don't even bother doing that.
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 10/09/2026
Key and Peele Donkey Teeth
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 10/09/2026
Oh really? Is the madlib machine is going to do global annihilation? Do the madlib machine inventors really lie awake in Promethian remorse, sick over the inevitable holocaust they've set in motion? Do those same madlib machine inventors also insist on keeping the machine running? Huh!
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 10/09/2026
OH MY GOD
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Snowjob @snowjob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's like either a) they're full of shit and know it- which is deplorable, b) they're full of shit but believe it- which makes them insane, or c) they're right- which means we should TOS them where they stand to protect all of humanity. Which is it, AI hypebeasts?
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 09/09/2026
"[kids are] hooked up to live monitors in front of their classmates and presented with a pre-recorded video of their parents berating them. one student wrote: “my resting heart rate was 80bpm... Anything above 88 was a fail.” I'm sorry but what the fuck
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(standing in front of the "not getting a lot done" factory) i hope i get a lot done today
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 08/09/2026
I know the worst of wasp season is upon us when they're inexplicably trying to fly down my collar. Sir I live so many storeys up, there is no sugar water in my dress, what do you think you're doing???
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 08/09/2026
THANKS CARNEY
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the terror of writing. the terror of your words outliving your lifespan. the terror of being misunderstood. or worse, understood. but you keep writing? why? "you too have weapons."
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 08/09/2026
Related: our ice time is often disrupted by cismen that adopt a mincing tone and claim they identify as a woman. When we express doubt at their claim, they say WE'RE the bigots for excluding them. This is usually said with a smug "gotcha" smile that begs for a slapshot straight to the chicklets.
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We've spent so long assuming that democracy is a norm that survives without any support that we seemingly have no response when it is under attack, from within and from outside our borders. I'm fed up of the lack of fight, of the failure to do the simple things to protect our values.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me in 2015 vs. me today
Nathan Fielder in Nathan For YouNathan Fielder in You Can See Everything
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🛋️🥔♨️ @rachelbulatovich.ca · 07/09/2026
Is it just me or has the airshow been like 85% quieter without the American jets?
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