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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Goddamn I needed to see something cool today and this definitely counts.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Anything interesting today? Oh, only the first new Bobby Fingers video in over a year! youtu.be/oINXyR5NPjU

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Johnny Depp's Bed

YouTube video by Bobby Fingers

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If Farty Marty threw a party, would you count yourself among those who were there?

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I hope all these mfers forgot to put sunscreen on their noses.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

One could wait centuries and never get such a perfect use for a gag quote.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

30 minutes until The Onion presents AMERICA: Birth of a Nation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi...

The signing of the Declaration of Independence, featuring at least five George Washingtons, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Jesus, a Klansman, and Uncle Sam.

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The Center Holds @thecenterholds.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The attention economy is a big effing problem.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This is the second Rob Van Winkle post I've seen from you guys today. I thought the general rule of thumb was to kick it *one* time, boyyyyyyyyeeeeee.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Not sure how I stumbled on this one, but this song already kicks ass, and dudes just knocked the cover out of the park. I like to sing along with music while cooking, but clearly I've gotta step up my game. youtu.be/UiVQQ1OASYA

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System Of A Down - Sugar [Cover by TORWAI]

YouTube video by TORWAI [Delicious Rock]

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Everyone knows the kidney is in the heart, and pee is stored in the balls. It's just science.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Doing the good work. There's already too much bullshit out there to waste time playing the sucker for someone's attention farming. We're full up on folks "flooding the zone with shit", thanks. Not like there aren't already enough reasons to think Bezos is a leech.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The Brawndo looks just like Ecto Cooler!

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

The described cocktail in a coupe glass. It's very algae lookin

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This is why I end up paralyzed with indecision when I need to hire someone to do something to my house. What I want is this guy, but I worry I'm gonna get...what we all apparently paid for.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got big plans. But there's no money left when they pay the fee For all that central AC. And homeowners act like they forgot about fans.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Onion can: FBI Agents Watch in Silence as Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked by UFC Fighter

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

They’re still going and there’s a pretty visible lighting storm overhead? I’m pretty sure that’s not the stadium??

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The cheering is giving me a rare shit-eating grin this evening.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It's like a mobile Mr/Ms/Professor Trashwheel!

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Ahhh great news! No more archive sites just to read your take on incoming weather. Very much appreciated

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

A close up of captain kirk getting his eyes scanned. It is cut off above the eyebrows and below his mouth.

The same image in a thumbnail for Star Trek, the wrath of Khan. But AI has painted the rest of the image so that Kirk is a balding man in a business suit.

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

bf got me a pregnancy test earlier because food was tasting weird and I was suspicious. I just took it, brought it to him upside down, and said "congratulations" and when he looked skeptical and took the negative test from me I yelled "...ON TOUCHING MY PEE" and laughed at him

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

😙🤏 For a while I was doing rye, sweet, Peychaud's bitters, and a Luxardo. The bitters gave it that anise flavor like a sazerac without the hassle. Now it's usually Laphroaig 10 (especially since learning it's $35 at DC Costco 🤩) or whatever seems appealing at the nearby brewpub in an old church.

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Bonertown @thisisbonertown.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

What a man. A dragon-man.

Trogdor cosplay at Fanime 2026 in the Dealers Hall. Photo taken May 23, 2026.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Restarted "For All Mankind" from season 3 because I forgot where I left off and what was going on. One thing I've learned about space is that if a cable ever gets loose, it will inevitably swing into a viewport or someone's glass visor. The real danger of space travel is cables.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026

#Eurovision United Kingdom

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Sheepless @unsheeped.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

"See that bridge? I built that, but do they call me 'Jim the bridge-builder'? No. That handsome wall over there? Mine, but do they call me 'Jim the wall guy'? No. That huge chimney at the factory? I'm proud of that, but nobody says 'Jim the chimney man'. But you rent one goat..."

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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I was annoyed that I couldn't find a database of David Attenborough documentaries where I could search for a specific episode by topic. So I made it. attenborough-100.vercel.app

attenborough-100.vercel.app

Attenborough at 100 — A Nature Documentary Archive

Explore nearly 5,000 episodes across 90 series — from Zoo Quest in 1954 to Secret Garden in 2026. Search by animal, habitat, location, or theme.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

give DC statehood combine the dakotas save money on not having to change the flag

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Veggies and herbs just coming out of their seedling pots, but the foxglove patch is popping!

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Curious how many current/lapsed/previously-raised-as Catholics hear "May the force be with you" and feel compelled to reply, "and also with you".

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn…

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GibbertyFlibbet @thecorrection.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Baltimore checking in 🔥

Grafitti mural from Baltimore (seen April 2026)
to the left of the mural a yellow tarp tent with two stick figures nearby sitting in front of a fire. behind and to the right three fenced off buildings labelled AMAZON. ICE. DATA CTR
'The future they want for you'

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Is it like that feeling you get when you go to thicken your sauce but then realize it's already thick enough? The French call it déjà roux.

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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 21/04/2026

Rich men have always manipulated society to maximize profits—but something else entirely is happening with today’s billionaires, Noah Hawley argues. He recounts what he saw during his weekend at Jeff Bezos’s Campfire retreat:

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What I Learned About Billionaires at Jeff Bezos’s Private Retreat

For the richest men on Earth, everything is free and nothing matters.

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John Houser III @rouxde.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

It could be a courtroom piece called Crimson and Disclosure.

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Anyone ever just wonder: why did Kettle discontinue Spicy Thai chips?

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

This is why you don't keep ipads in the living room.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 06/04/2026

do they say “SOME PIG” on the back

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SoylentCola™ @soylentc0la.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I guess we're just a wee bit cooler than DC, but the cherry trees on our block are finally getting ready for their yearly reenactment of the romantic scene in basically every anime.

A cluster of cherry blossom buds on a tree.

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 23/03/2026

Here's another photo of the year candidate from Getty contributor Megan Varner:

A couple with a tote bag and tattoos kiss in the foreground of the arrivals lobby of Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, while unmasked ICE agents stare around near a Truist bank branch in the background

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