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Stevie Sanz

@sanztv.bsky.social
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2 raccoons in a band shirt. SF they/them

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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 18h
Valkyries 1-0! Balhalla was rocking
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Kavitha A. Davidson @kavithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2) I was even less prepared for the full photoshoot
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anyway the atlantic has done an incalculable amount of harm to the trans community through soft power "just asking questions" journalism since 2018 and i do not like anyone who has done anything for them it's crazy that cis people are allowed to write about us "objectively" isn't it?
transphobic atlantic cover that also warns about a pandemic
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We should feed Kirk Herbstreit to his dog
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This headline works well both as the premise to a rom-com as well as a horror movie
Headline reads "she met a 'cute boy' at the airport, but they lost touch. 27 years later, her Phone started ringing"
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Called my younger child a drama llama (first time she’d ever heard the phrase) and she said “no YOU’RE the drama llama” (obviously because I’m an amazing parent who has taught her the subtle art of the devastating comeback) my reply: “no, I’m the facts giraffe” She looked at me in horror
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m sorry it just updated. it was actually a -18. we regret the error
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The WNBA is officially cured of the Fever
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal..."
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aaron been sorkin overnight in a tub of coca cola
aaron sorkin and some young woman and aaron sorkin has apparently gone crazy with the tanner because ive heard of coppertone but the dude looks like a penny
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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craze @ratfishing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
weird system of government going on here if im being honest
final fantasy 1 dawn of souls battle screenshot. a warrior is targeting an ogre surrounded by three ogre chiefs
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
British Ella Langley: "Oi, I'm choosin' Brexit*, innit!"
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you haven't listened to this song, you live in a bubble and are a terrible person
youtu.be
Resident Evil Director's Cut DualShock OST - Mansion Basement (Reupload)
YouTube video by Aidn's Thing
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kath and Kim not found, opinion invalidated
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift picking up where Sufjan Stevens left up with her new album Ohio
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe Kyle Shanahan can save Bijan from the Falcons in a few years like he saved CMC from my sad Panthers?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't be a dumb ass and bring an iced coffee to an interview, your interviewer wants you to bring em a nice cold beer
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Jocko Munch
Jocko Munch
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown
Born: 1892
Died: January 27, 1972
Full Name: Julius V. Munch
View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you're gonna start a cult around a Harry Potter fanfic at least pick My Immortal
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My days of not listening to Ed Sheeran are certainly coming to a middle
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is exactly how my dog looks when he thinks I'm gonna give him a treat
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New Initiate is all heat 🔥
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are Charli XCX
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unfortunately for my enemies I am another year older today but twice as jacked
Flexing
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The image is a person dressed up like Samus 
But made of cardboard 
The magazine text says "lookout mother Brain Here comes Andy Mitchell of Phoenix Arizona as the incredible Samus hero of Nintendo's video Hit Metroid"
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh wow, they're really punishing the Clippers. Maybe things are possible lol
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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TK 🌸 @practicesbaby.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Hello this is Beyoncé
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/08/2026
Begging editors around the country to retire the phrase “transgender debate.” That’s not what this is. That’s not what this ever has been!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/08/2026
it’s not just that’s he’s a serial rapist or that he’s been overpaid to the point of parody, it’s that he’s such a whiny fuckin bitch about it
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
may need to print this and hang it on the wall in my office at this rate
Meme edited version of classic tweet from "Lauren (@notabigjerk"):

"I'm not falling for that *Atlantic article*. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at"
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ed kemper shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
Wikipedia bio for serial killer Ed Kemper, who is listed at 6 feet 9 inches
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cannot believe I got to see the Strokes play Take It or Leave It with Charli XCX
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
oh my god you guys the republicans might try saying their opponents are communists, a thing they haven't done since every day of my adult life
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everytime I read the word "wook" I think it's a slur
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Stevie Sanz @sanztv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There was some dude telling everyone "these guys are gonna blow up, I know it" for 3 straight decades
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
morning mad libs: BrooklynVegan has been killed by Veeps, a company cofounded by Good Charlotte's Benji Madden, who - incredibly - has a full back tattoo of Benjamin Franklin
not the worst depiction of benjamin franklin you can imagine as a full back tattoo, but it's pretty close
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