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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 19h

Whos in charge of waking up that guy from green day this year?

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pizza huts seem to all be closing in the uk, conversely Taco Bells are popping up all over the place. Its likes weve slipped into an alternate universe again. Did you ever see the alternate end of Demolition man? Where on the original us release it ends with them sat in a Tacobell,

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

After a lot of hard work, scrubbing and scraping I have come to the conclusion that despite the ovens claim to be "self cleaning" it actually does need cleaning and it needs it more than once a decade.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta buy a new chainsaw about it

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Murple would like you all to see this his most successful blep to date.

Cream coloured Apricot point exotic shorthair cat, Murple meowface, with his tongue sticking out

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There were three foxes in the garden tonight, theyre getting more comfortable with me. Ive only got one sausage left now though, Ill have to get some more.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today this little dude came to my window to ask for some nuts.

Squirrel sitting on a fence post eating a nut

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just want a chance to hang out with Danny DeVito some time, is that asking too much

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It wasnt blisteringly hot yesterday, but I took the squigs some watermelon anyway. (Also nuts)

Squirrel on a tree looking over with interest

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cant believe its the 21st of September already and here I am still writing Boogie wonderland on my cheques..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So in Halloween, aged 6 michael Myers Kills his sister. There are no witnesses. He is found clearly in shock, holding the murder weapon and is taken away and incarcerated in a mental institute for the Criminally insane. He never says a word. Hes locked up for 15 years.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One of the true horrors of growing up is watching as your friends and loved ones fall to the wayside and die while you are left the sole survivor in a reality show you didn’t apply for and the prize is making the best of it every day until you meet the same fate. Anyway, have a good weekend.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Three foxes in the garden today, so I put out a second bowl of food for them.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I muted Ed sheeran and my whole feed vanished..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Maple syrup might be my favourite thing bled by a tree.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

For a while I thought it was really funny to go into branches of Hotel Chocolate and ask if they had a room available. Every single time I did it the staff looked really confused, like they had no idea the word Hotel was in the name.

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🚨Urgent: Loki, my cat, who’s having a medical emergency with his bladder and is in a lot of pain. I’m trying to get him veterinary care today so he can be treated as quickly as possible. Please donate through Loki’s GoFundMe page or share it with someone who might help. 🐾

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Be the reason for the uncomfortable silence

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ive been growing this beard as a disguise so my cousins kids are less likely to recognise me when I turn up at their house dressed as a cowboy for a day of magic and adventure. But Id forgotten how itchy having a beard is.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Holy shit I only just realised that Papy McPoyle on its always sunny in Phillidelphia is played by Director Guillermo del Toro! How did that come about?!

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wife: why have you dressed the Sugar up like that? Me: its.. Granulated! Sugar: eat your greens so you can grow up big and strong.

Bag of granulated sugar wearing pearl necklace, old timey glasses and a grey wig.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

mad respect for birds i also want to vomit my food up anytime im near kids

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I remember at school being taught about global warming, all the kids saying why dont they do something to stop it?! And the teacher saying when youre old enough youll all be in charge and you can do something.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Rosalita seems to have settled into her new enclosure. Her itchy hairs seem to have settled into my skin.

Rosalita, a Mexican giant Orange knee Tarantula sat in her home.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hey kids do you want to be itchy? Then I recomend getting Turantulas.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

some days I do, some days I dont and today is no exception to that

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Coyote vs Acme Only got released cause the fans didnt stop asking for it. It can happen. Come on everyone, keep making noise. Bring back my name is Earl Bring back my name is Earl Bring back my name is Earl

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I was woken by a loud thudding, like a very loud ticking clock. Turns out it was just my pulse in my ear. Everything feels way too loud today and I think my head might be full of gas. What happened last night?!

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I dreamed I was seeing an old friend, but I had a condition that meant my hands werent working so I strapped some fake hands to my sleeves so they wouldnt notice my real hands being all twisted up. Woke up and Id been layed on my arms so theyd gone dead.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just found this video of the time I ate a whole orange in one. It wasnt as easy as Id thought it would be.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sitting in the cinema waiting for coyote vs acme to start. Curently the only ones in here.. hope this is the right screen

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/10/2024

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The early bird gets the worm, sure, but what does that say about the worm? He got up early too. Point is, I'm going back to bed.

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A-A-Ron Prime🐿 @a-a-ron-prime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Lil' Nose X squirrel getting down on some nursing

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why does the T800 need a torque wrench to change the truck starter motor? Hes a machine he should know how much torque hes using, he doesnt even need a wrench, he could just use his fingers..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Seriously how long did it take him to come up with Lake America? A million words in the world to choose from and the best he can think of is America. George W Bush has never looked smarter.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Make America Great Lakes again. ..is that what he was going for?

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Optimus Prime is dead and Trump is renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.. what fucking Timeline is this?!

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

How many more national treasures do we have to lose before Death takes out the right 80 year old?!

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Not sure if I fed two foxes tonight or if one of them was very greedy and ate both portions, but I tried at least.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Each M&M only has one M on, Which means they must alternate between Ms Half are Mars and half are Murries

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Logged into my banking app to check something earlier and it popped up with a message: products you may be interested in- Mortage. I was like, oh you want to give me a mortgage do you? You know how much money I have, how much I have coming in, how much Ive had in my entire adult life..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I really didnt have the energy to get up and go gardening today but I forced myself out of bed. I drove to the workshop and loaded up my gardening stuff. I drove all the way to chessington, before I hit a pothole in a puddle and blew two tyres. Fuck.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

So my cousin asked me to spend a day at his house doing some magic for his kids and I said, ok, but what if I come over a few times to do some magic but as different characters.. Kind of like a lemony snicket but less evil. So Ive been gathering up some costume bits, And first Im gonna be a cowboy

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