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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Sam @samjewell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@geofflemon.bsky.social please mention this during the next weekly show. This is fantastic internet-ing and cricket in a nutshell
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cricketerik.bsky.social @cricketerik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looking at the County Championship table going into the final matches, I am reminded of the Van Morrison at Pizza Express Theory, which I have never explained on this platform. (I got into it on the old one back when it was good.) Friends, this is prime VMaPET territory.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tonight at Tannadice: The Men Who Tell You ‘Look, I Know You Miss Your Old Man Living Here, But I Really Like Your Mother And I Think Once You And I Get To Know Each Other We’ll Be Good Pals, Wee Man’ Derby
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word The Nonce's Bible
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Elizabeth Ammon @elizabethammon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Hundred kicks off today. I know not everyone likes it. In fact some actively hate it. I don’t love that it’s buggered up other bits of the cricket fabric but the comp itself is fun. There’s no need to be a total misery guts about all of it.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
The smell of bathroom air freshener combined with the smell of shit is worse than the smell of just shit.

anon_opin GOLD from 31st December 2023
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 15/07/2026
You can actually watch football die
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 15/07/2026
Tuchel nervously running his finger along the edges of the reinforced plastic casing that houses a bright red button marked DAN BURN
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juux @juux.com · 05/07/2026
Folarin Balogun being shown a red card by the referee, and he in turn is showing the ref a green Uno card
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/06/2026
two books on display at bookstore
"God is not mad at you"
"He's just not that into you"
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David Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised
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Sound of Football Podcast @sofpodcast.com · 15/06/2026
By the time Germany play again, on Saturday, more games will have been played at this World Cup than in the whole of the 1966 World Cup. By the time Mexico play their third game, more games will have been played than at USA 94. As many as Qatar before England play their third match.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Listening to a studio album on shuffle is as unhinged as reading a book's chapters in random order
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Sam @samjewell.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
World cup heritage happening before your very eyes
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
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Tom Williams @tomwfootball.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ad break midway through the first half. Fuck. Off.
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Undoubtedly my moment of 2025-26 was accidentally leaving my adapter in the plug socket at Leuven (a) in December only for us to draw them again in February, be assigned the same desk and find my adapter still in the socket totally untouched.
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James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Inordinately furious at the Manchester Super Giants slop
A still from the latest Manchester Super Giants promo
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Sam @samjewell.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ai, que genial
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wall of Gammon 2: Gammon harder
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yes, hahaha, YES
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danniemcq @danniemcq.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Saying you "slept like a baby" is such a fucking ridiculous phrase. Unless of course, you mean you were screaming the house down 20 times during the night, and also pissed and shit yourself into the bargain.
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 18/12/2025
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Add to the list of capital crimes: Airbnb listings with photos of nearby tourist attractions. I know what fucking city it's in dipshit. That tram is not in your living room
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Within the next decade a billionaire will die in a space accident, and it will be the greatest day on the internet in history. I have memes prepared.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy SD3* to all who celebrate. @davidsquires.bsky.social *Squires Dildo Deadline Day
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Will Jeanes @willjeanes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Real Madrid will play Kairat of Almaty, Kazakhstan away in the Champions League. Madrid is closer to both New York City, USA and Bridgetown, Barbados than it is to Almaty. #ChampionsLeague
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Forgot to share this absolutely incredible piece I found on Vinted last night.
An embroidered patch depicting Aussie legend Steve Irwin cradling a green “croc” only in this case it’s the show known as a croc.
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Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
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Elliot 500 @elliot500.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
As well as being a cunt, you're shit-scared of using pronouns, too. Wanker.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Perfect day for sticking a couple of Weetabix on the barbie, this.
Some Weetabix on a supermarket shelf, under a sign saying "Perfect for BBQ".
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
“I don’t want to go out. I don’t want to stay in” Modern Love is a song about cats and/or the socially anxious
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I was on one of those flights where it was over booked and I was asked to leave. Looked at my wife, 3 young kids and did not hesitate, straight off. 24 hours in a hotel all paid for, on my own. Bliss.
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Hypocaust @hypocaust.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
#ENGvWI
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Don't know who's doing this bloke's PR, but the papers seem increasingly keen for him to win a Pride of Britain award
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Sam Tighe @stighefootball.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
What a shame for Youri Tielemans to get injured now. He was close to completing what was basically an iron man campaign: 35/35 PL starts, 12/12 CL starts, 5/5 FA Cup starts to this point. 4,500 minutes this season. Incredible achievement all things considered.
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Tony_spumoni @tonyspumoni.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Disgraceful that the even still employ him given what he has done.
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kevinwilliams @kevvwill.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This is why the Internet exists.
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Sam @samjewell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Piece from the BBC website in which it is stated that Sonny Baker made his T20 debut in The Hundred
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Propelling racists to stardom by giving them as much airtime as they want ("we'll be able to test their arguments and put them under scrutiny") has worked out tremendously, I must say.
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