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Geoff Lemon 🍋

@geofflemon.bsky.social
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Writer. Australian. Probably somewhere else. Essays at patreon.com/geofflemon Sport at @finalwordcricket.bsky.social

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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The current US government is buying TV ads telling people to vote for them, which is very much illegal. The NYT reporting phrases this as “Some ethics experts have argued that the Trump administration is violating federal laws”. Newspapers are useless when they don’t say what is happening.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the greatest comment ever written on a poetry site
Comment that reads simply “I like this, makes me feel”
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Why, he’s brown as a berry” What fucken berries are brown, Enid Blyton
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yep, disrupting terrible people who do shitty things is good regardless of the details
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What the living hell is a pound of beer
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Legitimately just had to explain to an American the Australian differences between ratbag, ratshit, ratarsed, and ratfucked
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SPACE BABY
A Portuguese sign saying “espaço bebé”.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I didn’t get Rocky Horror when I first saw it years ago. Then saw a screening recently in a dilapidated Portuguese castle, which was perfect, and the whole thing clicked, the daring and the signficance. What stood out most was Tim Curry’s delivery - immaculate. Well played.
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Powerful and important letter about artificial so-called intelligence from Sheila Hayman from Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy, University of Cambridge, in the FT today
Margaret McGirr’s letter (“AI can lend a hand, but it will struggle to replace one”, July 21) and Chine McDonald’s guest column (“This retro revival is more than a longing for the past”, Opinion, August 7) both touch (sic) on something that should be obvious, but is carefully ignored by almost everyone in the tech world. Namely that our intelligence is embodied, evolved and biological, and inseparable from our bodies.
The brain’s job is to control the body in the world; it is the last organ to develop.
Every square centimetre of our hands (and of the rest of our skin) contains about a 170 touch sensors or nerve endings, sensitive to different kinds of touch: a slap, a burn, a caress, a hug — each of which travels to different parts of the midbrain, prompting the appropriate response. Quickly to the autonomic nervous system for something dangerous; more slowly via a different channel for something carrying meaning.
In addition to the hand’s limitless versatility, it is self-repairing, regulates its own temperature, knows without being programmed how much pressure to exert on an egg, a tennis ball or a day-old chick, and can fuse neurologically to whatever it holds.
So when we put a glass down on the table or slide a knife through an apple, we feel the table, or the apple, not the glass or handle in our hand (try it!).
Finally, and most urgently, the entire human body — including the hands — does everything on 25 or so watts of completely renewable energy: a tiny fraction of what a humanoid robot, even one of the current primitive iteration of robots, needs.
The “retro revival” is thus not cultural nostalgia.
It’s millions of years of evolution crying out to be heard, before we suppress it totally in the service of an automated — and dead — planet.
Sheila Hayman
Member of the Advisory Board, Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy, University of Cambridge, London NW1, UK
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ONLINE WATER DIVINER: “I hope this email finds your well”
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A century after the rise of Hitler, Nazi relics that we thought vanished forever instead reappear during the dystopian damage wrought by climate change… The lead in the writers room throws a book at my head
Screen cap from a video story reading: Nazi shipwrecks emerge from the Danube during record heat and low water 
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 04/08/2026
Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ah, it takes out a lot of the human error! And replaces it with deranged machine error.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It has been genuinely fascinating to watch how instantly and thoroughly Argentina became hated by neutrals at the World Cup. www.patreon.com/geofflemon/p...
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Argentina, global enemy | Geoff Lemon
The first article I ever wrote about sport was on Argentinian football. Nothing analytical, I don’t know the sport like that, but living in
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also, having worked on the minutiae of complex projects with book designers, it’s so interesting to get up close to what they do, and how decisions and creative leaps are made. Rare to get a look inside that process, there should be more of it
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Burn these companies to the ground www.news.com.au/technology/o...
news.com.au
AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How many pages of The Odyssey do you reckon old mate Musk has actually read
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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 21/07/2026
Even more realistic is that a rich guy sets up his own island and stocks it with wall-to-wall predators
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 21/07/2026
the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Odysseus: brb Odysseus: omw
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi washed the baby, then the baby washed Messi
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fields. Instead, he apparently laced into the company. According to the Financial Times, Eggers told the staff:

“The effect of ChatGPT on educators’ lives is catastrophic. Whether you intended to do it or not, you’ve made every teacher’s life infinitely more difficult than it was two years ago. So, just let that settle in… If students are using it to compose, which is the biggest tragedy of all, they’ll never learn to write. And their voice is stolen from them. They’ll never have the ability to say their truth and tell their own story. And that’s silencing an entire generation or two.”
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Funny how Succession had that running gag about Greg suing Greenpeace, and it was shorthand for being an irredeemable piece of shit, and now JK Rowling is for real suing *Amnesty International*
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Interesting to see recently how when a person dies after a life of creating art and wonder, others greet that end with grief and praise, whereas for a person who spent their life furthering the political trampling of the downtrodden, something else happens
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes yes
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Once again reminded of this box
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There would be US tactical strikes on Belgium today if they hadn’t just blown all their cruise missiles
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It is odd to see arguments that July is “too late” to change a terrible Senate candidate when you could run three full Australian federal election campaigns in that window
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MAGA crowds hiding out in the African American History Museum so they don’t get struck by lightning Every time you think the metaphors can’t get any more honking, they upgrade
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have seen Barbarian and I know how well this does not end
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2026
I love my immigrant friends and neighbors. I love my trans friends and family members. and I love that I can walk down the street and buy some good-ass hmong sausage in small town wisconsin
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2026
celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Things I did not know: that the Cabo Verde football team would take me on one of the greatest sporting journeys of my life
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Let’s see Forrest Gump wade into that shit
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If Merlin were in the US he would be shot by cops
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am asking about this on the streets of Leeds and London and, buddy, people are NOT in favour
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Being served a bowl of shredded carrot and lettuce anywhere else is deeply unimpressive, but at a teppanyaki restaurant it’s suddenly exciting
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is all so completely fucked.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Have you considered not being friends with the murderers?
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
New images in from the Platner campaign, and…
A photograph from a storage area of a cardboard box marked “Red flags”.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“We keep telling people that this technology will destroy their livelihoods while funnelling all profits to the already catastrophically rich, yet they’re unaccountably hostile to it.”
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
These days the Canyonero would be considered a mid-size SUV
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Trump has had 23 golf days at his resorts this year, and now says he’s too busy at work for his son’s wedding
Reuters

"While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so," Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Man, I edited lit anthologies for 10 years, and I would have rejected this after two paragraphs just for being fucking annoying
Excerpt from the Granta AI story:

like a drumskin too tight for the heat. Inside, air clung thick as porridge skin: damp earth, woodsmoke, and the sour tang of fermenting cocoa. A soot-blackened lamp hung from a nail.
No fan, no bulb, no hum - only the thin light slipping between warped boards and the breath of hills holding their heat like a secret.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is a win for both franchises - we all see Frankie’s talent but he hasn’t matured. He benefits from a change of scene, Boston build for the future, Pittsburgh add discipline to their system with veteran Little Joe
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Call me a rube, but the “God of forgiveness” bit is traditionally contingent on remorse and repentance
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A filmmaker thinking that we need their version of The Odyssey is like a bartender thinking that we need their twist on the martini
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The trademark slang of Argentine Spanish is the term of address ‘boludo’, which means someone who has balls so comically oversized that the person looks risible. It is, uh, not complimentary.
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A true mystery why this man’s kids don’t want to ride around in his car on weekends
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