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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor

@cstaffordbloor.bsky.social
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Twice-SBA-shortlisted translator Proofreader Transcriber Interpreter Editor Fibre art & matchday wear: etsy.com/shop/forzafibres instagram.com/ceylansb Baking & bits: YT @ceylansb

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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#nrl #nswblues #rugbyleague forzafibres.etsy.com
A handknit cowl in NSW Blues stripes, on a dummy
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck Ed. All my homies hate Ed. Phil&Keith4lyf #booksky
A ringed hand holding up a paperback copy of EVENINGS AND WEELENDS by Oisín McKenna
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Monochrome. forzafibres.etsy.com
A black knit cowl on a dummy, by a small Strelitzia Nicolai
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
#floodlightfriday
Floodlight. Pic taken through a chain-link fence Floodlight against a blue sky Floodlight among trees, against a blue sky
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
‘Girl. GIRL.’
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I see *one more* AI football sticker istg
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Same goes for Niko Kovać, and I am *not* complaining. When books say ‘his jaw ticked’, this is what they mean
Bearded Niko Kovaç in a dark suit
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here’s a pigeon. The rest are on my IG—come take a look: instagram.com/ceylansb
A biro-and-watercolour pigeon sitting on a branch
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kind of in love with this 2024 FC Köln Hummel equality shirt by @crossstitchshirts.bsky.social
A framed cross stitch of the 2024 FC Köln Hummel equality shirt by @crossstitchshirts
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On a glass cake stand, slices of double-choc-chip banana bread with walnuts and a chocolate drizzle
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#booksky #joshsilver #traumaland
A paperback copy of TRAUMALAND by Josh Silver held over a swimming pool Excerpts from TRAUMALAND by Josh Silver:

‘I love your little costume!’ She cuts me off. ‘You look very sweet!’ Pipe down, Paula. I never liked you. I smile back, mirroring her condescension. ‘It’s not sweet, Paula. I’m a mentally ill clown who’s lost touch with reality and has the simple mission of wreaking anarchy and chaos.’ Oops. Couldn’t help it.

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The course of her future altering as she understands she could potentially invite this unstable man-child into her family.

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My first thought is: there seem to be an increasing number of knives in my life lately.

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I guess with the backpack I look a little like a small, skinhead devil on its way to small, skinhead devil school.Excerpts from TRAUMALAND by Josh Silver:

I feel a well opening up inside me, and with it, an emotion runs deep into the core of me. I know this one immediately. Anger. My hands begin to shake as it seeps into my blood, as it poisons me with its bitterness. I can taste it at the back of my throat. 

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Hearing Jack’s laugh did something to me that I can’t fully explain. It wasn’t some big swell of emotion, of joy or excitement, but a small echo, deeply rooted, of something I don’t experience very often, if at all. Peace. In that moment, I realised that so much of me has been trying to fix the way I feel outside of myself.
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
F*ck your queerphobia. F*ck your imperialism. F*ck your xenophobia. F*ck your bigotry. F*ck your hate. Love wins.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here’s mine:
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
FCSP FCK AFD sticker SGE sticker: EINE STADT / EIN VEREIN / GEGEN RASSISMUS / FASCHISMUS / HOMOPHOBIESticker: LOVE FOOTBALL / HATE RACISMSticker: LIEBE STATT HASS
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sticker: DULWICH FANS GEGEN RECHTS, ft a fist punching Nigel Farage
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spurs fans, come see how this came together: www.instagram.com/reel/DcyL67n... #coys
A ringed hand holding up to a blue sky a hooped piece of embroidery that reads ‘N17 / to dare is to do / audere est facere’
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy SD3* to all who celebrate. @davidsquires.bsky.social *Squires Dildo Deadline Day
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ringed hands holding a piece of hoop-mounted embroidery. It reads ‘Football without fans is nothing’ in capital letters, and shows a drum with sticks and an anatomical human heart
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Feedback required: the ends on the wrong side are messy but don’t show when worn. Would you still wear this?
A yarn neckerchief in Progress Pride colours, on a dummy The wrong side of a yarn neckerchief in Progress Pride colours, with ends showing
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gianluigi Donnarumma, I say this with love: it’s time to let the hair go
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A third one of these bad boys is headed for that same happy home today 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/Dbq24aj...
Sunlit watercolour and ink: black writing reading ‘Mind your own genitals, you absolute toilet’ in capital letters, surrounded by blotches in the colours of the trans pride flag
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A slice of lemon loaf, dusted with icing sugar A lemon loaf, cut open, dusted with icing sugar A lemon loaf, dusted with icing sugar, on a marble serving board
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
F*ck your queerphobia. F*ck your imperialism. F*ck your xenophobia. F*ck your bigotry. F*ck your hate. Love wins.
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Lemon fridge bars dusted with icing sugar,  on a marble serving board
Lemon fridge bars dusted with icing sugar,  on a marble serving board  Lemon fridge bars dusted with icing sugar,  on a marble serving board
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sticker: DULWICH FANS GEGEN RECHTS, ft a fist punching Nigel Farage
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
‘They’re made for each other, those two. Fascinated with power. And with themselves, too’ — three guesses as to who this German commentator’s been looking at just now
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
MEN! Do you want to smell like corruption and human rights abuses?
A bottle of AXE Dark Temptation ft. the 2026 WC logo
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA Lip Sync 2026
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Incredibly torn between ‘Gianni Infantosser’ and ‘the #mugwank idea of a football world cup final half time show’
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Banana bread with a chocolate drizzle, on a marble serving board Banana bread with a chocolate drizzle, on a marble serving board
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Juuuuuuude.
Pencil outline of Jude Bellingham in an England shirt. The face is cut out, showing the quote ‘Take another shot and tell your bosses you’re not coming in tomorrow.’ The text is painted to make the face resemble the St. George’s cross.
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Nearly broke the net, that
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Stubble. Julian. Please.
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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/06/2026
I decided “You know what I need during a historic heat wave? A knit cowl!”
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A Turnstile Triangle, *finally* on its way to @theglenn.me! #coys
A striped crocheted cowl in Spurs blue-and-white, on dummy. Photo overlayed with the Forza Fibre logoA striped crocheted cowl in Spurs blue-and-white, on dummy. Photo overlayed with the Forza Fibre logoA striped crocheted cowl in Spurs blue-and-white, on dummy. Photo overlayed with the Forza Fibre logoA striped crocheted cowl in Spurs blue-and-white, on dummy. Photo overlayed with the Forza Fibre logo
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let’s try this again. Tiny hat for a new Spurs fan, due to be born TO SOMEONE ELSE in February. Rook for scale.
A knitted hat sized for a newborn, in Spurs blue-and-white; next to its origin yarn and a chess rook
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Weather app showing 37 degrees Celsius for Hamburg. Highest temp: 37, lowest temp: 23The Inbetweeners Movie screenshot:

Jay: ‘I’m hot’

Neil: ‘It is well hot’

Jay: ‘Might be too hot’ 

Neil: ‘Might be’
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#bakesky
Sunlit pitted cherry On a table: a cup of tea, a serving of cherry pound cake, and the rest of the cake
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Angry Sebastián Beccacece = Prince Nuada off Wish
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
GERMANY there, flanked by … the Belgian colours
On TV, a pitch-side scoreboard of Ecuador v Germany
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We’re smack dab in the middle of a heatwave, and Johannes B. Kerner just said ‘Arsenal London’ on German TV
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
In honour of seemingly the entirety of Gillette Stadium booing Infantino 🖊️ @davidsquires.bsky.social
Two David Squires panels:

Over a silhouette of Pennywise holding a balloon: ‘As you can tell, my viewing preferences tend towards the dark, but there was one global TV event, featuring a demonic clown, that had millions covering their eyes in dread …’ 

The silhouette is revealed to be Infantino with a FIFA balloon, in front of waving US flags:

‘The 2026 World Cup draw, showcasing the unique comedy stylings and natural charisma of FIFA president, Gianni Infantino!’
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Weather app showing 30 degrees C for Hamburg. Highest temp: 32, lowest temp: 20. Inbetweeners Movie screenshot:
Jay: ‘I’m hot’
Neil: ‘It is well hot’
Jay: ‘Might be too hot’
Neil: ‘Might be’
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ya boi has reached lvl ‘someone on here once said’ 😮‍💨🥵
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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