Reposted by Conway Skittyvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 5hYOURE THE REPORTER YOU BLANK EYED DULLARD 923815
Reposted by Conway SkittyDan Golding @dangolding.com · 23hHere is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor 443140881
Reposted by Conway SkittyPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Rent seeking is spiraling all the way out of control in the modern economy 3336
Reposted by Conway SkittyHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it took me a minute to place this but I think I got it 7763
Reposted by Conway SkittyHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mizzou, for once I mean no offense: why did you EVER get rid of these, they are HORRIFYING 4621
Reposted by Conway SkittyRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(watching your own house burn down and fall into a river of radioactive waste) I’m actually glad this happened and I think it will be a good learning experience 131649
Reposted by Conway SkittyRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 467144902898
Reposted by Conway SkittySam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly 231635450
Reposted by Conway SkittyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/20264. Plenty of time to continue pointing out to anyone who’ll listen that this is a wage suppression act 5. For real, fuck Nick Saban for pushing this 1459165
Reposted by Conway SkittyBrian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos 413418
Reposted by Conway Skittymaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881220
Reposted by Conway SkittyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades 544904878
Reposted by Conway SkittyActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group 541998460
Reposted by Conway SkittyK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20/09/2026WET! FREAKS! WET! FREAKS! EVERYONE LOVES OUR WET! CONSTRUCTION! FREAKS! 7510114
Reposted by Conway SkittyDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era. 1081632255
Conway Skitty @samdoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Find some "Captain Bootyhead". The original pirate's booty guy is running it back with a new company 130
Reposted by Conway SkittyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026item #37,508 in the files of "if a Democrat said this instead of a Trump official you would hear about it every single day for the rest of your life" 535445
Conway Skitty @samdoll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the baby is upset because his SHEEP parents do not understand that time is just a construct used by our extractive bosses to control us. He KNOWS this due to his recent proximity to the VOID! 000
Reposted by Conway Skittyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it 571157
Reposted by Conway SkittyJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit 7448751044
Reposted by Conway Skittypublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026lots of good stuff in here 012436
Reposted by Conway SkittyRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026sincerely, fuck that 1565458
Reposted by Conway SkittyMichael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026fully speechless. at the call to put 1 back on. at fans storming the field. unreal. 312516
Reposted by Conway SkittyHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026out: the paper should just stop reporting things it sees and hears in: the paper should just start reporting everything it sees and hears 0351
Reposted by Conway Skittymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026elected democrats working themselves up into a dancing plague about a twitch streamer in possibly the most winnable environment for an opposition party in the history of the planet. beautiful stuff 133190476
Reposted by Conway SkittyThe Rooster @rooster.info · 23/08/2026We simply have to become more Chinese. 5659
Reposted by Conway SkittyPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026At any point in the last decade a journalist could have followed up with a "what the fuck do you mean by that" And they don't, not a single "what the fuck are you talking about" followup in over a goddamn decade of this. 162460573
Conway Skitty @samdoll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I remember Gurley being suspended before mizzou played them in 2014 and thinking there may be hope... (Still won the east tho, miz) 020
Reposted by Conway SkittySarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If you're yelling about data centers and water but have not yet drastically cut your beef consumption: why? I haven't eliminated beef from my diet altogether but I have gotten to where I cook it at home less than once a week and am always trying to bring that down. 5308
Reposted by Conway SkittyAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/08/2026Wake up babe, we have trots in the NFL now 644555
Reposted by Conway SkittyMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026One of my pet theories is that a lack of distress tolerance is one of the main differences between people who function in society and people who don’t 511444254
Reposted by Conway SkittyHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026In a development no one could have anticipated…gizmodo.comSmart Glasses Are Catching on With U.S. PoliceAt least two sheriff's offices in Florida have purchased Ray-Ban Meta AI glasses. 1317361
Reposted by Conway SkittyAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is the same old "you can't solve weightlifting with a forklift" thing that happens again and again with current consumer uses of AI: the point of reading a book is not to finish the book easily, it's to READ the book, especially if the book asks you to do something that feels difficult 391694395
Reposted by Conway SkittyMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026WHERE ARE THE DEMOCRATS?? I swear, if Dems take back the House and Senate and don't publicly and loudly investigate stuff like this, I will lose my mind.nytimes.comTrump Crypto Took $100 Million From a Businessman With Red FlagsThe curious case of Guren “Bobby” Zhou shows the ease with which investors with shady backgrounds and unknown motivations can funnel money to the president. 861786364
Reposted by Conway Skittyghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Guy on twitter who can't run a mile without dying: I could win a tug of war against a car if it was a girl car. 0638
Reposted by Conway SkittySarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I used to think it was crazy that each Flock camera costs taxpayers $2,500/month! But now it all makes sense. These are valuable objects that may contain up to 2-3 lbs of copper and 1-2 grams of gold. 9383102
Reposted by Conway SkittyThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score 13936115
Reposted by Conway SkittyDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Every now and then I see an op ed about how parents are buying more high end baby stuff than they can afford but they always neglect to mention that "high end" in 2026 just means "food that they don't fill with homunculus juice" 4544
Reposted by Conway SkittyBooort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don't want to hear Welfare Queen ever the fuck again 014936
