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Emmett || 28 || he/him || transmasc enby || autistic with C-PTSD || always about to mcfreakin lose it Commissions are open! DM me for more info! Join my Patreon at patreon.com/salmonandsoup ! ❤️✨ - @maxusthemad

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House of Vanilla @tweedalala.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Here's even more art of Hazel! Done by the always talented @salmonandsoup.bsky.social #BeyondTheOddandStrange #Hazel #OC #art
Thigh up colored art of Hazel in her default attire.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Remember, discord is -still- planning to do this in around a month or two. Cancel your nitro, but ALSO call your reps and tell them that online Id/ age verification policy is an unsafe invasion of privacy www.congress.gov/members/find...
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Annie Less Than Three @trebbble.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
(An edited calvin and hobbes strip.)
Calvin's dad: on social media? I'll show you something interesting.
Calvin's dad: The two types of social media are twitter and tumblr. All websites fall into these two categories. Instagram? Twitter. Pinterest? Tumblr.
Calvin: Yeah.
Calvin's dad: Gacha life? Tumblr. Linkedin? Twitter. 
Calvin's dad: Despite being a twitter clone, bluesky is tumblr.
(The last panel shows calvin awake in his bed at night, with a troubled look on his face.)
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 04/02/2026
maintenance mode
Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should"
Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"
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salmonandsoup (he/him) @salmonandsoup.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
MY SON, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY :"")
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
dog running with the text saying: "she is blue because she is clues"
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around! 1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video" 2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
I am sincerely hands and knees begging people to do this. The existential threat is getting pretty immense and it's not slowing down, not with the gov't *openly stating* that "consensual porn" is in the crosshairs. *Please* call. Please write physical letters. Please keep the pressure on.
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Ace🐟❯❯❯PAWAI 2026 - TABLE 16 @fishammo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I'm told you were the best. #haruurara
A simplistic painting paying tribute to the Japanese race horse, Haru Urara. In the painting Haru Urara is running free on a lush, green pasture under a bright, blue sky. With the text "Haru Urara" both in Japanese and romaji, along with the year from 1996 to 2025 on the top of the painting.
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salmonandsoup (he/him) @salmonandsoup.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
emmanuel date everything hand in marriage please. please. devs you can't do this to me. you cannot give me a man with 3 minutes of dialogue and a gorgeous voice and expect me not to simp if you like my art, my art commissions are open! #dateeverything #dateeverythingemmanuel
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salmonandsoup (he/him) @salmonandsoup.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
#DateEverything has me by the goddamn BALLS—phenomenal game. I love all the characters dearly, but I, Ronaldini has captivated me recently. I did this for part of an art trade with pompadourcoco on Instagram! If you like my work, my commissions are always open! #ironaldini #artcommissionsopen
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Nero Villagallos O'Reilly @itsnero.com · 30/07/2025
This page has a big button for you to email 20+ customer service departments at once with an (editable, if you like) prewritten letter. You can even do it from your phone! There's zero reason to not be participating in the pushback on this.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
Al Overview
Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ
(1988).
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gira🔞 @bluegiragi.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
got a bit carried away answering an anon about the recent wave of censorship hitting nsfw games and art, but i think i got my point across.
A screenshot of me answering an anonymous ask on tumblr. The ask says: "damn, y'all are big mad that rape simulator 3000 isn't available anymore". My response goes: i know that it must be really easy for you to sit behind anon and feel morally superior saying this, because the nature of the media that institutions are trying to ban is NSFW and kinky,  thus making it "embarrassing" and difficult to defend. But the fact that it's easy to cast opposition in a light that presents them all as "degenerate" perverts and therefore incentivises people to take warning voices less seriously is something worth examining. Sex workers have always been canaries in the coal mine for encroaching fascism and puritanism because "protecting the kids" is a slogan that is, on paper, impossible to oppose, but always ALWAYS is the start of a slippery slope of censorship that grows to include sexual liberation, queer existence, queer joy, and transparency in queer medical help.My response continues:Banning content purely because it's obscene has always been a dangerous sentiment because noone has the same parameters of what's appropriate. Trans people just existing is obscene to some. That doesn't make them more morally correct when they bang their drums for trans representation to be eradicated. You bring up "rape simulator 3000" as evidence that we need limitations on NSFW media. Okay. So what did you say when Mouthwashing was banned, a game that explicitly depicted sexual assault in the context of male accountability, and moved thousands of people online? Is all art depicting anything unsavoury, no matter the intention, destined to be stripped from the internet? Are the SA victims who deal with their trauma and reclaim their bodies through SA roleplay worthy of shame and derision for not doing it in a sanitised way you approve of?

Are you truly prepared to let your government, wherever you live, decide what is suitable for you to come across online? How far would you be willing to take that? Are governments allowed to disrupt BDSM forums? Are websites educating people about appropriate knifeplay or CNC set to be wiped off the face of the earth? Or have you, in a desire to cater your own online experience, become someone who arrogantly orders for the table without asking what everyone wants to eat?
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Kevin Veale 😷 (Toitū Te Tiriti) @krveale.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
As far as I understand things, Mastercard has an earnings-call in a week or so. Sure would be terrible if the big protests against their censorious overreach were still going on by then. It'd be *so awful* if their shareholders began asking questions about what was going on.
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a cartoon character with green hair and yellow eyes is making an angry face
Alt: Clara Valac, a green-haired anime demo girl, laughs evilly into the camera in a very silly-looking and unthreatening fashion
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This could actually be amazing if the backs said "I cheat constantly" and "It's ok though, because I just kill them after"
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NSFqWilman @nsfqwilman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
A screenshot from tumblr user "toskarin"
Text: "lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too
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Plasma 🏳️‍⚧️ @plasma-whorrorshow.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 27/05/2025
If you are still buying things this person makes, this is where your money goes. Maybe make today the day you stop funding her.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I feel like we give too much credit to the inherent homoeroticism of things. In many cases, it's not inherently homoerotic at all, and only becomes so through serious and dedicated effort. People work hard to make that shit homoerotic, and frankly, sometimes the circumstances are NOT helping.
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Mothman Lousyton @hershellousyton.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This post remains ever-green.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
"HOW come can't breathe at home and y'all get tO breathe at home?""I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside," Boxtown resident Alexis Humphreys said through tears, holding up her asthma inhaler during a public hearing about the turbines on A April "HOW come can't breathe at home and y'all get tO breathe at home?"
Alexis Humphreys holds out her asthma inhaler while asking the Shelby County Health epartment rO deny a permit for XAl'S methane gas turbines. | Ariel Wittenberg/POLITICO's E&E News
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G! @gpike.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
*taps the sign*
A post from Tumblr user stridersknowbest 
How do draw good
Fill 14 sketch book
Bad stuff is good stuff because you made stuff 
Do you like sparkle? Draw sparkle 
Draw what make your heart do the smiley emote 
Member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
Don't stress friend all is well 
Your art is hot like potato crisps 
Don't let anyone piss on your good mood amigo 
If they do 
Eat
Them
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I resent having to blow up decades of carefully thought-out pedagogy because some tech bros spent billions to invent a linguistic trash compactor.
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I've seen a lot of posts incorrectly say you have to call your reps about the SCREEN Act. while the Screen Act is definitely worth calling about, that is not what is being brought before the Senate on thursday What you need to call your reps about is the "S.5260 Interstate Obscenity Definition Act"
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
It really is funny to me how comically evil Nintendo can be but gets a free pass because Haha look its Mario he was there for me when my parents were fighting
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 29/04/2025
>war starts over taxes on trade >insecure young man uncertain about his place in the world turns evil after listening to a pseudoreligous podcast >liberal republican order gets auto-coup'd because it's too hidebound to institutionally respond to both internal & external threats how did he know
george lucas in a denim jacket
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
drake and josh bit where he says megan but it’s been edited to say reagan
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The coolest thing about Tumblr pre-porn ban was having a place where your fetishes, sexuality, etc were just set seamlessly alongside the rest of your life. There's nothing like that left on the internet.
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Mazie @sillyartcollector.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI
A word balloon saying “AI makes art more accessible” above a sketchy drawing of Beethoven at a piano. Below, it’s says “Beethoven was literally deaf. Stfu and pick up a pencil.”
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
❌ let's get that bread ❌ let's get that cheddar ✅ let's get that cheesy bread
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shadecho @shadecho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Neil banging out the tunes #art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Harry Potter fan who fell into a coma shortly after reading The Deathly Hallows wakes up in 2025
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy excitedly sits down at their laptop, saying: Boy o’ boy, I wonder what my favourite Author’s up to!

Panel 2: Close up of a J K Rowling tweet where she has inexplicably decided to shit on asexual people, saying “Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don’t fancy a shag”

Panels 3 to 5: Purple Guy slowly closes their laptop, wondering how the billionaire author they loved has become so obsessed with the lives of people who have absolutely no effect on her existence.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
piggybacking off this: the most powerful sales technique in the world, for pretty much all of human history, has been word of mouth. If you like something someone made, TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Tell everyone. Leave reviews. Repost. Talk about it. Link to it and link to the artist. We depend on YOU.
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salmonandsoup (he/him) @salmonandsoup.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
it me birthday :D .................. i'm 27 /quote if you like my art and want to support me on this special day, feel free to send some cash on my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/salmonandsoup
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Oblivion @droblivion.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 02/04/2025
Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
well republicans, youve tied yourself to an asshole that everyone in america hates and you cant distance yourself from him or else he’ll fully fund a primary campaign against you so i dunno, good luck with that
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Tattoos by Doug Hardy @tattoosbydoughardy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Lmbo
Text of post: “pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28
oh poor baby 🥺🥺
do you need the robot
to make you pictures?🥺🥺
yeah?🥺🥺
do
you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺oò you're a
moron??🥺🥺
do you need chat gpt to fuck
your wife ??🥺🥺🥺
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
“A.I. makes art accessible.” Art has always been accessible. There was like a six month period where I drew all the sketches for my comics with a lined notebook from the grocery store and a random green marker.
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salmonandsoup (he/him) @salmonandsoup.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Where it started (2014) vs How it's going (2025) #artshare #artmeme I've drawn for longer than this, but this is probably the earliest piece I can find that I posted online. Damn. My art has really come a long way.
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Professor Degree @professordegree.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility. 🏳️‍⚧️ #WrestleSky
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