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muse for don henley’s boys of summer

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As much as I appreciate the Post occasionally having a funny headline we do straight up have to destroy them as an organization
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By Luce Bahzi
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🎃Vita💀Breva🪦 @vitabreva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Twitter screenshot:

natalie @american_sicko quote tweeting and saying "Eve:"

Original post: Towering Jewess @bodega_catgirl• "apple intelligence is gonna change the game in a major way"
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katie dey @katiedey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
new album "universal will" out nov 6th single "for you" video out now pre order exclusive on bandcamp its all for you !
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
if i was the shadow dragon i would not go anywhere fucking near the blade of light. i would steer clear and go hang out elsewhere
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 06/10/2026
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felicity of images @carc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna start saying i'm an early modernist with the optimism that we've got much more modernity left
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/02/2026
Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 07/10/2026
leading a kissing seminar where i just kiss a bunch of beautiful women and make them kiss more like me
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LibreOffice moment
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remembered this picture existed and honestly i think more of you should be familiar with it
a dog who is a fag enabler
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
[trying to be cool talking to all the perverts online] Heh, Yeah, I'm Into Pretty Extreme Kink* Too * five hours of cuddling
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no matter how hectic life has been over the last few weeks, I’m always reminded what a blessing it is to have a full life with so many people I get to love
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Shuck Hyena @shuckhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐕‼️
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
babe what's wrong? youve barely touched your baptist
painting of salome with st John the Baptist
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
beautiful angel sophie has done it again ✨
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 30/09/2026
Wow!
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we got a catgirl robot named Orchiectomy, the fire emblem devs were cookin
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no bullshit, trans women in law seems to be the up and coming new thing
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/09/2026
beast mode
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
from www.ign.com/wikis/fire-e...
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
phoebe bridgers is insane and also very correct about the no phones thing
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
always felt like it was fucked up that everybody just called him "pooh." the man's name is winnie. pooh is what kind of bear he is. imagine if you had a whole ass government name and your friends just called you what kind of animal you a-- oh, wait
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
shocked this hasn’t become the consensus opinion yet
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the ethical implications of your puppification machine give me paws
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i believe the last time i bitched about these particular democrats and their PAC i called it "a practical joke caucus for pac money"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
struck a nerve with this one
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🌑 @fell.energy · 23/09/2026
election season is such a good time when youre a scapegoated minority thats important enough to decide the result but not important enough that you get a platform to explain why you deserve to live
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Can't wait to find out the full timeline of what happened here, cuz mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw this and thought it meant there was a website called “Donalds” that listed notable Donalds and they had removed Donald trump from their Donald database
Screenshot of trending topic that reads:

5. Donalds strips trump from website
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"We messed up 🥺👉👈" this is how stupid they think you are lol. I actually think if you steal 131 million dollars from people making poverty wages, you shouldn't be allowed to be a company anymore!
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the dog girl can be hunted like a deer for sport, as a treat
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everybody in Fire Emblem is brown and hot. What a time to be alive
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 26 The Beast that Shouted "I" at the Heart of the World Take Care of Yourself
Asuka yelling behind two other students
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💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any democrat who fits this description will never have my support.
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fennel 🌿 @saintfennel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trying my best to deal with this in therapy since it isn’t like I’ve replaced gaming with anything actually productive or restful but, yeah
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