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aww skeet skeet mofuckaaaaa (she/they) | i block anyone who uses genAI

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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 3h
broken by seether ft. amy lee is islands in the stream for the karaoke couple who know how much robitussin they can legally buy
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15h
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 13h
four minutes in and this south park episode is iconic
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Agree to disagree 🍊🍊🍊 @stefgotbooted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ethnostates are bad, sorry if this offends.
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BlackBlur14 @blackblur14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How does Cargret Thatcher deal with the Cargentina invasion of the Falkland Islands?
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing 
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
call miss cleo, a black lady with a head scarf, famed television psychic from the 90s. speech bubble pointing at quoted skeet like she's saying it
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the debate about what parts of AI are good and what parts are bad should wait until we solve the worldwide crisis caused by the fact that almost of all of its evangelists in both tech and govt are morally, intellectually, and ethically unequipped to oversee it, when not downright evil.
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the hiring manager didn’t even show up so i had to fill out all the interview questions myself! lmao. but mom and i went to our nearby local burger place and apparently they need people there so i applied
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
layout editor: yeah find a photo of him looking like a real sack of shit photo editor: you got it boss www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u...
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As Prospects Dim, G.O.P. Pulls Money Out of North Carolina Senate Race
The Senate Leadership Fund is diverting money to Kansas, which has become a growing concern for the party as it seeks to hold its majority.
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Locktober Rust @ascannerburkely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish the hospital had tossed him into one of the dumpsters he would later use to personally dismantle homeless encampments
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's the 260 year anniversary of the time angry rioters filled the streets with cheese wheels
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
would anyone be interested in a sunn 0)) ticket for richmond on the 14th? i'm too broke to go
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c o k e f r a n c i s @queencokefrancis.com · 01/10/2026
have fun!!
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all this stuff is bringing back a ton of shit. love this. hopefully my j*b interview goes well on friday (even though i really don’t wanna work in food service again)
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men would rather dig for tonsil stones than go to therapy
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP mr belding :( i met this man in 2010 on the set of a music video the community college film program i was in at the time (way less glamorous than it sounds) and i remember him being super nice to literally everyone
picture of 2010 me with dennis haskins
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sufjan stevens singing beautifully and spiritually: I am exactly like john wayne gacy me: you might not … be … EXACTLY like him
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the first time i overheard someone in public telling their elderly mom they should use chatgpt for something and i had to leave the waiting room i’m in to scream
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That makes sense.
The soft drink 7 Up got its name from its seven ingredients: Lemon juice, lime juice, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, and sugar.
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anybody else just. lowkey have school bus driver trauma
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 2
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/09/2025
a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck it, my apple music playlist thread:
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mix 101.5 circa 1995-1998 by Shannon Heath on Apple Music
Playlist · 100 Songs
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
maybe it’s a good thing i can’t eat red meat like i used to. but what’s the point if all the veggies are being recalled too
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026
Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid
@wsj.com‬
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. @washingtonpost.com‬
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?

We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out:
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netanyahu spent about half his childhood in the US. He went to high school in the Philadelphia area and college at Harvard/MIT. After graduating, he worked with a young Mitt Romney at Boston Consulting Group. He *is* a white American Republican.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i know prue is like 90 but WHY nigella specifically? i want my bake off judge to know how to pronounce microwave
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Trump Bans CNN, MS NOW, Politico From White House Press Pool theonion.com/trump-bans-cnn-ms-now-…
“He says that now, but he’s going to miss belittling them to their faces.”

Lia Rowe, Pastry Attendant
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my cat just knocked something off a surface for the first time since she's been sick. nature is healing
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/09/2026
youve never heard choosin texas by ella langley? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite gigi hadid? (that's a supermodel btw)
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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