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god’s favorite skeeter he/him

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
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Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the thing. If AI is supposed to save you time for the things that Really Matter, and reading a book to your baby is not something that Really Matters, then what are you doing? These guys really just want AI to live their lives while they grind Kalshi and Polymarket all day every day.
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and so begins the false flag operation of blowing up los angeles
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i feel like firing your coach mid-game is an automatic super-bad-teams list qualifier
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all it took was like 3 games of him looking like an NFL caliber player again and now hes got the green light for alien-like rehabilitation. we need to start throwing hands
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they should make a blender that is louder
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steelers are going to finish sub-.500 for the first time in 20+ years while Mike Tomlin posts soothing Minecraft tutorials
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just a really sad last couple weeks from the team
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is always the risk of being aggressive at the trade deadline but im still glad the cubs front office decided to go that route
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sir do you deny that you witnessed Trae Young's 10-assist, 8-turnover performance? is it your testimony that you have never witnessed Clint Capela going 1-for-4 from the foul line? might i remind you that you are UNDER OATH
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 25/09/2026
NEW: We published our investigation, in partnership with @pablo.show, about Tim Tebow’s involvement with Life Surge, a Christian financial seminar company. Now, one day after our investigation was published, the legendary quarterback announced that he’s “pausing” his work with Life Surge.
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Tim Tebow “pausing” Christian seminar promotion after our investigation
“I think the allegations are extremely serious."
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The director/camera crew having the idea to locate a SeatGeek sign in the stadium and zoom in on GEEK and get it on the broadcast within 10 seconds of Benetti nerding out is the pinnacle of sports broadcasting
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
okay i’ll spoil the surprise for you: my original skeet was a joke
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you’re so fucking dense this isn’t even fun anymore
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Funny Dog Pooping in a Field
Alt: a gif of a dog shitting on the ground
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s a shame they haven’t made comedy legal yet on this website
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
anyway
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you’re truly right, i totally believe this
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the bears should trade for justin fields
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
justin herbert my life is in your hands
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hi mina
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ryan day, arthur smith, and matt patricia, just 3 complete dorks
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
all-time goofball coaching staff for ohio state
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Michigan showrunner: Now have them get a solid "bounce-back win" over a fake good team
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who knows if it's what actually decided the game or why I cared so much, but I was offended on a personal level by the Rams treating a trip to Australia like a drive to the lake and this looks like a much needed humbling
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
good list
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's absolutely no justification for them putting a second back on the clock lol
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For those who forgot your NBA history, a reminder that the last Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, received a lifetime ban from the NBA because of a scandal uncovered by TMZ. And I was the reporter who, during a live press conference with Adam Silver, called Sterling a “racist slumlord”. #Journalism
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/09/2026
The NBA-Clippers story is a story about two things working better than recent years have led us to expect: the ability of journalism to hold power and money to account and the willingness of an institution to do the same. It also serves as a reminder that those two things should be linked.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PABLO FOUND OUT
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Steve Ballmer is proud to announce his vigorous, lifelong support of Donald J. Trump
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Los Angeles Clippers were fined $30 million, Kawhi Leonard $700,000, and owner Steve Ballmer was suspended for one year for violating salary cap rules
apnews.com
NBA fines the Clippers $30M, penalizes Kawhi Leonard $700,000 in cap circumvention case
The NBA has fined the Los Angeles Clippers $30 million for violating salary cap rules. Star player Kawhi Leonard has been handed a $700,000 penalty.
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Things Pete Crow-Armstrong has done this season: *A 3-homer game today *Became first MLB player since 1957 to homer on their team’s first pitch and last pitch of the game *1st Cub with back-to-back 30 HR, 30 SB seasons *Record a HR & SB in 6 games, one shy of franchise record *Hit for the cycle
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
derrick rose highlights got me crying at work
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stories like this coming out at the same time as it's revealed the actual cameras are being used by police to stalk women
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kacey Musgraves asks fans to donate to the Chicago-based Young Center for Immigrant Children's Rights in honor of her birthday
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
left one even hangs a bit lower too
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the McAfee stuff is just a big neon sign saying who ESPN thinks football is for and where it thinks culture currently sits
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
adam silver in like 2 years after every team starts funneling money through ambiguous sponsors à la pre-NIL college athletic departments
2 still frames from the eric andre show in which eric shoots hannibal burress multiple times and then turns to the camera and says “who killed hannibal?“
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