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Ryan Cronkhite

@ryancronkhite.bsky.social
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Tabletop gaming enthusiast, Godzilla apologist, and single dad. Advocate of fully automated luxury gay space communism. Person of ADHD. I only yell at clouds when they deserve it.

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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 2h
"We've created a hammer so advanced that it can punch harder than any human!" No you haven't and no it doesn't. A hammer hammers. It does not, by its very nature, punch. This is not a question of degrees.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they’re admitting 81 planes, drones and helicopters worth $3.3 billion have been lost in Iran, imagine what they’re not telling us. The real cost is likely far higher, and our grandchildren will be paying for this unnecessary war and his reckless spending. www.businesstoday.in/amp/world/st...
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His statements are just another example of how he admits not only that he doesn't care about Americans, but that he doesn't care about anyone but himself. Yet his supporters somehow still think he cares about them...
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Xelloss's Secret (Himitsu) from Slayers
Alt: Xelloss's Secret (Himitsu) from Slayers
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only response I've gotten so far is bolting away in blind terror if I get too close. So, yeah, your gen z diagnosis is spot on.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I respect that, but I use polite small talk to bridge into nonsensical musings. It keeps me young.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two roads diverged in the Net, and I— I took the one less memed by, And that has made all the difference.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It isn't my fault that squirrels don't wear pants.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Madison is rocking a bit of a squirrel package but I respect her pronouns. She and her friends have been eating our corn for a while now and I've yet to get a single "thank you," though. Just sayin'.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She entered computing when the profession was in its infancy, watched people land on the Moon using her team’s work, then lived another 57 years to see software become one of the basic infrastructures of civilization. She said of Apollo: “There was no choice but to be pioneers.” What a life.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Apparently even discovery is bigger in Texas.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And that, officer, is how I wound up asleep under their boat dock."
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friend of yours, @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social ?
A squirrel sitting on a wooden bird feeder eating corn.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The weirdest one I've heard about involves moose and squirrel.
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gradientdescent @gradientdescent.net · 06/10/2026
boycott it so your trans friends don’t get a sick feeling in their stomach when they come over to your house for a party & see a stack of HP merch on your bookshelf, politely excuse themselves a bit early without saying anything, and then go home feeling just a little degraded
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It comes and goes.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In my defense, I'm easily confused.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do only children get "tear free" shampoo? I'm calling bullshit.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's appreciated. It's been a day.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please do. I'm tired of having to smart at everything.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Definitely in the roller coaster column.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think he's fantasizing. I think he's stating an objective fact.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, it's on Apple TV. I've avoided subscribing, but if it starts Jason Segel I guess I'm going to have to.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Large Marge from Peewee's Big Adventure. I didn't bat an eye at A Nightmare on Elm Street, but that woman haunted my dreams.
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Large Marge Pee Wee Herman Scary Scene
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my defense, I have no idea what the hell that is.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Costco rotisserie chicken. Sure I'm a basic bitch, but I know what I like.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear Whoever Decides the Direction That the Shit Flies, Thank you for your recent discretion. I have recently cleaned my fan and I'm enjoying its functionality. It's been hot as hell. Your continued support would be appreciated.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I briefly wondered what could have gotten me suspended but then I realized that I dared post on their social network today and was getting what I deserved.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was... baffling. I was informed that my account was suspended, but then I refreshed and it wasn't.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Please direct all questions to my comms team. Thank you."
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay. I've always wanted to name a dog Ozymandius Jones. You can shorten it to Ozzie, Mandy, or Jones, but if you say the whole thing the dog knows it's in trouble.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had what I thought was a good suggestion but it won't top Pepperoni...
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These are important questions. I'm glad someone is brave enough to ask them.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 04/10/2026
they keep saying openly how much they fucking hate their userbase and that’s fucking… whatever tbh. but then you need to focus on composability and STOP making moderation decisions. make the product WORK so we can move instead of being hostile while we’re forced to be here.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is there any sort of guidance from state or municipal officials other than "don't get too hot"? It's my understanding that a lot of people in California don't have a/c because they've never needed it.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think it does. In my experience, my tolerance degrades in specific areas more than it does generally. The fake story was weirdly novel and so you aren't tired of that specific shit, but you are VERY tired of being lied to. It's understandable.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I accept your proposal.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds a little too close to "weebs" for my liking
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, the head of the US Travel Association doesn't understand why this is happening? Seriously?
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure, but anyone can take a Smurf. They're only three apples tall.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also reminder the best help for food pantries, or people struggling or any 'need' is cold hard cash. Always. Always always always. Food pantries can make that money stretch MUCH BETTER THAN YOU CAN, and it'll go to their most urgent needs. I mean, the other stuff is great too but cash is king
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All the cool kids go for long evening strolls and talk to the moon
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
me, texting my interviewer: i'm grabbing an iced coffee on my way, can i get you anything? i'm not getting the job, but i did make a friend!
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d say a 10-hour book usually takes me about five full work days. And we get paid per finished hour, so even if I worked 35 hours on it, I only get paid for the 10.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enjoy your soup-induced torpor.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been soooooo long since I've played the Masquerade. Have fun.
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SABakelar - A Dragon for Darius on Backerkit @sbakelar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SUUP er Grover!!
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Super Grover in Knight Helmet and Cape
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You start wide and then you winnow down. Eventually you'll find someone bemused enough.
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