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Ryan Egesdahl

@ryan.deriamis.net
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Software Engineer, nerd, and interested in everything. AuDHD, so please be patient. All opinions are strictly my own unless explicitly stated otherwise.

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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Brown Eye of the World
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 10/10/2026
#LawSky friends - does anyone in WA have some family law expertise they would be willing to donate or provide at low cost to a friend? His ex - a law student - is railroading him in court, and he needs a rescue. I can discuss some details. @kathryntewson.bsky.social @questauthority.bsky.social
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 18/09/2026
Bigger lmao
Bill Mitchell ® @mitchellvii
With regards to beef prices, have you ever tried a veggie burger?
They're actually really good. A little lettuce, tomato, pickles, a portobello mushroom, slice of Swiss cheese. Excellent.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BBQ (smoked brisket, sauce) is close to a religion in Texas. In that it is contentious, very profitable & marked by bloody schisms. Edgar Black started selling BBQ from his butcher shop in Lockhart, TX around 1934. It quickly rose to fame, drawing visitors to the small town in Central Texas.
A photo of Edgar Black Sr. sitting on a pile or wood, possibly mesquite.  In spite of the name, he's a very white dude holding a normal hat.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
thebeaverton.com
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
kind of wonderful to read all these stories about someone who inspires such an outpouring of joy tbh
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Hello, it is me, Kira. :) @kirabira.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She also really debunks the common justifications about religion, region, and age. Your grandparents and parents have shitty values because they have shitty values, not because of anything else. They could do better. Anyone can use their eyes to see the world and have the correct read.
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 25/08/2026
Everyone was someone to Dolly, and she put every person at the same level. To her, fame and fortune were a gift, and whatever she didn’t need she shared. She taught us how to be polite, honest, and powerful at the same time. A legend has left the world.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 25/08/2026
“if you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.” — Dolly Parton
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Michael Brown on Instagram: "Rest well, Dolly. She has been such a huge inspiration to me my entire life ❤️❤️❤️"
62K likes, 1,948 comments - yourbestiemisha on August 25, 2026: "Rest well, Dolly. She has been such a huge inspiration to me my entire life ❤️❤️❤️".
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stop making fun of AI or it will spitefully deny your insurance claims. They’re calling it the perfect argument.
hailey @hailey.at • 1h
bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like this must have been done at some point, response poems are a storied tradition, but anyway I wrote "Margaret, Bringing Fresh Flowers" today and thought I'd share
Uncle Gerard, do you remember how,
when I was a kid, you found me crying
and I told you it didn't seem fair how all the nice leaves
had to die in the winter when I loved them so much;
and you told me, well, it gets worse from here,
and besides, it's not really the leaves,
you're a smart kid, they'll be back next spring,
but in the meantime you're right of course,
all kinds of things are going to die
and die and die and die and die and die,
your whole life, and it doesn't get easier,
it gets harder, because eventually you realize
all those dead hands go down pointing a finger at you,
and that's actually why you're sad, see,
because in a sense you're next,
even if it takes a while for next to get here? 
And do you remember
how I said, Jesus Uncle Gerry,
can't a person be sad for a tree sometimes,
just sad about a tree?
Well, anyway,
you were probably right,
and you know this already,
because I tell you this every time I come here
but I suspect it's harder to remember things
where you are now
so I'm telling you again,
just in case.
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 25/08/2026
The scambots are out in force following Dolly Parton’s passing. As a reminder, this type of scam has been around a long time. Don’t fall for it. #dolly #parton #dollyparton #scam
aarp.org
Scammers and Celebrity Impostors Defraud Fans of Millions
Singers Blake Shelton and Dolly Parton are among the many stars impersonated 
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 21/08/2026
Husband, looking through a gauge stretching kit: None of these are small enough to fit. I’m gonna have to stretch it like I’m 16 again! Me: That’s what *she* said. #dadjokes #badjokes
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 19/08/2026
I sincerely wish this were the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet, but no. I was raised on Something Awful and worse. It’s pretty bad, though.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i saw the phrase "over-the-diaper handjob" the other day and now i will leave it here in your mentions, with you
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I want to draw this point out a bit. If you go to the link you'll find the video of Grossman teaching a room full of cops how good it is to have sex after you've shot someone in the line of duty. There's no way Grossman would know as he's never shot anyone under any circumstance. 1/
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This of course gets at one of the major problems of US policing: far too much of American law enforcement no longer tries to deescalate, rather they immediately escalate up the use of force. One of the primary drivers of this is the BS taught by Dave Grossman. 5/
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Rick Hasen @rickhasen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Uuuh
Trump in father-daughter relationship with Harp?
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So, this is real, I just checked
Secretary Sean Duffy *
@SecDuffy
GAME CHANGER
In April, we launched a NEW CAMPAIGN to recruit video gamers as air traffic controllers - and supercharged the entire hiring process to get the
BEST & BRIGHTEST in faster. The results are
HISTORIC AF
V 94% of hiring goal met — fastest time ever to reach target
V 2,000 + hired — the most in a single year V 2,000 + "best & brightest" candidates in the pipeline — reaching the Academy quicker than any class before them, thanks to the most streamlined hiring process
We're building the strongest, sharpest workforce in aviation history
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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the comparisons with Galileo that everyone is rushing to make are really interesting -- but not for the reasons that most people think the Galileo affair was not an instance of a heroic scientist falling victim to a an all-powerful Catholic Church monolithically committed to obscurity and dogma,
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 07/08/2026
That he’d never heard of clonazepam being prescribed for seizures. It was the main medication given for seizures for many years until other medications came on the market. And no, he wasn’t too young to know this.
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Andrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The amount of time and effort that could be spared if dudes were able to distinguish “this concept is wrong” from “the specific example of this concept is untrue in my experience.” Fucking pedantic nitpicky bullshit about how “it’s expensive to be poor” doesn’t apply to specific consumer goods. 1/
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 05/08/2026
In the software world, we call it “Worse is Better.”
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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 26/05/2025
Good advice. #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #writingtips
sloppy circle - just make it exist first
perfect circle - you can make it good later
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Today is Day 2,618 of the Threadnought Fans of Vic Mignogna – a sexual predator and pedophile colloquially known as the R. Kelly of Anime – are still simping for him in my Twitter mentions
Screenshot of a post from X user @paddysaidingbar on 4 August 2026, replying to a Threadnought post on 19 August 2020. Post text reads "Reality check" and includes a quote-tweet of some other weeb defending Vic Mignogna.
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 04/08/2026
Hey, @gregdoucette.bsky.social - what do you think about a cop using a taser at a gas station? Over a misdemeanor infraction, no less? Cops are great, right? 🤦‍♂️
wwnytv.com
Officer’s Taser sparks fire at gas station, leaving man with burns
The man said he planned to fish with a friend at the Havasu National Wildlife Refuge when an officer approached and told them they could not be there.
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Brandon (Average Lotion to Dismiss Enjoyer) @brandonjschwartz.com · 03/08/2026
I’ve noticed that people who got the Covid vaccine look like they’ve aged at least five years.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude
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winter @madoka.systems · 18/02/2026
found it
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Being weird about Will Stancil is one of the top negative indicator personality traits. Like kids who fry ants on the sidewalk.
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 30/07/2026
“It’s very hard yo keep our kids around hateful people,” says the man who just painted an entire group with the behavior of one person.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 29/07/2026
I feel like we have to do this all the time... I don't care that RFK did drugs. Plenty of people have done drugs without dismantling decades of public trust in health and science. People with substance use disorder get stigmatized enough. H/t @epiren.bsky.social
A post from refutations to anti vaccine memes:

Photo of young Fauci and young RFK. 

While RFK Jr was at Harvard, shooting heroin and using his name to skate through life, thought she was in medical school studying hard and learning stuff. So I think I'll just go ahead and be a tool at the deep State oligarchs and trust a medical doctor's advice over a junkie's.

Frank Coniff
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (I can’t believe there was a gif of this)
static.klipy.com
Helen Mirren: The Money Is Good
Alt: A clip of RED, Helen Mirren: The Money Is Good
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 07/06/2026
In the real world, enduring progress comes through non-zero-sum cooperation over time, and anyone who has worked in a professional context knows that nothing makes such cooperation more difficult than the presence of egotistical men convinced they are bold risk-takers possessed of masculine energy.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It remains hilarious that these chuds are (1) obsessed with child-centered pop culture while (2) knowing fuckall about it (Boop was famously based on a black woman) and (3) assuming everyone else is driven by the same weird politics of stunted development and resentment as they clearly are.
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 15/05/2026
Unpopular opinion: gender is not a social construct with and we need to stop saying it is one. That’s why people who make fun of gender experience can convince those who don’t understand the underlying concept that it’s bullshit. We have actual science to back us, and we should use it. 1/4
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Incredible
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The Dude @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Using ones gender identity as a shield for shitty behavior is shitty any day of the year.
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The Dude @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hiding behind one’s identity as an excuse for being shitty towards others means you’re just a shitty person.
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ceci n'est pas une golden calf.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/05/2026
It's because Coke Zero is based on the standard Coke flavor profile, while Diet Coke was engineered from the ground up (and shared its flavor profile with the doomed "New Coke" of the 1980s).
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Ryan Egesdahl @ryan.deriamis.net · 04/05/2026
I’m here late, but - #CopyFail demonstrates why mechanisms like #AppArmor and #SELINUX should be enabled by default. It’s also a reason why #Linux distros should follow LTS kernels and apply all patches upstream regardless of whether they appear to fix anything important.
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