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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 7m

New Cover Reveal: "Through the GigaVerse" available October 15th. #coverreveal #indieauthor #comingsoon #scifi

Cover of "Through the GigaVerse" by M.L. Tilford. A woman swimming in the ocean with a luminous fish and a cat like creature.

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 25/09/2026

"This is the sort of anatomically accurate penis that my readers expect from me." Is not a thought I thought I would ever have in my thought(s).

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 25/09/2026

I think that when people read "Through the GigaVerse," they will be able to differentiate the chapters I wrote drunk and those I was just a little bit tipsy. But in a good way?

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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 25/09/2026

Attempting to untangle this tank top that my dryer turned into a mobius strip.

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Morbius Strip

ALT: Morbius Strip

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 24/09/2026

"If only the poors would stop leeching off the system, we could bring these down even further." ~ Every Republican

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 23/09/2026

I forgot just how horny "Howard the Duck" (1986) actually was.

Lea Thompson crawling on a bed in her underwear. Howard the Duck (1986)

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 23/09/2026

What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?

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Super Mario Bros. Level Clear & Flagpole Slide

ALT: Super Mario Bros. Level Clear & Flagpole Slide

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 22/09/2026

Why does HBO keep serving me ads in Mandarin? What do they know that I don't?

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 21/09/2026

I'm not a huge Anime fan, so most on my list is modern stuff. Animated but not out of Japan is Castelvania, that show is dope.

My top 9 animes: One Punch Man, Inuyasha, Frieren, Delicious in Dungeon, Sword Art Online, Attack on Titan, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist.

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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.

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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This was intentional. alt-text: Converse ad showing a woman wearing a white cotton dress holding a pair of black Converse sneakers. A shadow on her dress suggests a KKK hood and frames the sneakers as a person "hanging". She is standing on a 5 pt white star surrounded by 3 pairs of black sneakers.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 19/09/2026

Finally watching Evangelion. Adult Woman to Boy: "That's how adults kiss. When you get back we'll do the rest." Am I on a list now? Fucking Japan.

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Asuka Asuka Langley Soryu

ALT: Asuka Asuka Langley Soryu

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 18/09/2026

This is why I can never get anything done.

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Nathaniel Swift @writernatswift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think I want to write this story. Not sure if it wants to be a picture book or a chapter book but I think there's a great story here.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 17/09/2026

I live in an HOA of about 80 homes that was built around 2001. For the first time in forever, 2 individuals are campaigning and putting up yard signs in their effort to be voted on the HOA board. If that's not psycho behavior, I don't know what is.

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Terry Crews - I Got A Solution (Idiocracy)

ALT: Terry Crews - I Got A Solution (Idiocracy)

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 17/09/2026

That chapter I just rewrote for my upcoming novel is weird, even by my standards.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 17/09/2026

Why are people surprised to find out that Ed Sheeran doesn't have a soul? He's a ginger.

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Ed Sheeran's Boom Gesture

ALT: Ed Sheeran's Boom Gesture

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 17/09/2026

I'm at that age where when I get injured, I just assume I will be living with the pain for the rest of my life.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 17/09/2026

Why did they roll him out so early? Halloween isn't for 6 weeks.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 16/09/2026

As a comedy writer, I've always found it funny

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 16/09/2026

Feeling cute, thought I'd rampage through Tokyo. May delete later. #ashe&coco

Coco the white and black kitten rampaging through downtown Tokyo while tanks fire on her.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 16/09/2026

This needs to be reposted every once in a while.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 16/09/2026

Been so busy lately, I have to find time for my procrastination.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 15/09/2026

When you're allowed one drink with dinner.

Me drinking from a giant glass of alcohol.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

TIL: Jeff Bezos was such a huge Smurfs fan growing up, he based the Amazon Prime logo on Papa Smurf's giant erect penis.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

I went through a phase where I would enter the New Yorker caption contest every time I thought about it. I never won, or was even a runner up. I guess those suits over at the New Yorker don't appreciate true humor. This was probably my finest contribution.

Doctor sitting at a desk holding up a blank paper, an ink blot appears to be flying away. A man in the chair is looking up at it.

"Can you help me scrape my parents doing butt stuff onto this paper? I want to add it to my collection."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

"It's a juxtopisition of the first two jokes we all learn as a child, but presented in a way that goes against those expectations. The question shouldn't be why are they crossing the road, but why do we care? It's a mirror of the human condition. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. I am very smart."

Two people sitting in a car watching chickens crossing the road. Caption says "Knock. Knock."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

I often think about this meme. It's just a perfect joke.

Two dudes sitting at a table.
"I'm John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, good sir, and you are?"
"Buddy, you ain't gonna fucking believe this."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 12/09/2026

We were worried about my wife's hearing, so she had it checked. Turns out she can hear fine, she's just loud as fuck.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 10/09/2026

Someone at Sherwin-Williams saw this image with this color scheme and said "love it, let's run it."

An image of the earth dripping in a red liquid with the words cover the earth.

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