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I'm a gay anarchist and I'm too old for this shit.

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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 9h
I'm not out as nonbinary at work but one of my coworkers (whom I've worked with for many years) just called me "they" before "correcting" himself so I guess I give nonbinary vibes.
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Brian C. E. Buhl @briancebuhl.com · 13h
The only thing Lesbians have in common with UFOs are 1) Some guys are really weird about trying to look at them and 2) Crop circles
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the Amtrak home eavesdropping on a guy talking to his seat-mate about a "situationship" he's in with a woman, and also he might be experiencing a bisexual crush but he's still figuring it out.
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my Guildmates snapped this photo of me while I was observing a novice class a little while ago and I'm thrilled to see that I can, at least on occasion, look like a cool and mysterious swordsman.
A person in a green shirt and black leggings leans casually against a black pillar. They have an orange scarf around their shoulders, black leather gauntlets, and a rapier in a belt at their hip. They are resting their wrist on the pommel of their rapier in a very slutty manner.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵
Someone on Twitter writes: "Derek would you ever consider doing a thread on how transmascs can dress well and have clothing that helps hides hips and stuff? Only advice I've gotten are straight leg jeans and a boxy shirt"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cranberry harvest time. #Wisconsin
Some farm equipment is parked next to a large rectangular pond. A bright red mass of cranberries is floating on one corner of the pond, corralled by yellow floats.
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sup?
Digital painting of a suit of armour with illustrative arrows, branches and an antler. The text reads ‘just fine’
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/05/2025
kermies #art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sights while taking @amtrak.com through WI: -A wood duck (a new lifer!) -A grain silo in the middle of the woods. There used to be a farm there... -A rusted-out steel rocket bus that gave major Fallout vibes -A hand-painted sign that says, "TRAINS MAKE AMERICA GREAT! 🙂"
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I learned that the FTX/Alameda leadership was basically a big polycule I was disappointed that they were giving us a bad name. Now I'm learning that the whole fucking AI industry is one big toxic polycule and Jesus Christ can't we go back to making fun of poly people for being into board games?
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In pro wrestling if you can kiss your opponent on the forehead you get a "bonus point" that only comes into play in the event of a draw, this is how Stone Cold lost the belt to the Rock one time
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Both my partner and I are high and he keeps sending me sick metal songs and I'm just replying with Doot remixes of songs like this one youtu.be/hzPpWInAiOg?...
youtu.be
Doot - E1M1 [Knee-Deep in the Doot]
YouTube video by Nick Ino
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey what the FUCK, Tammy. Why do my senators suck so hard.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New deadlift PR!! 2x2 at 155 pounds. 🦵🦵💪💪 (Also did a set of six at 135 before upping the weight.)
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aejae.bsky.social @aejae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to kill a battle tank with your bare hands is officially Trans Culture.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frog and Toad looked into a mirror. “We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
Frog and Toad gaze at their own reflections in a mirror. Toad holds in his hands a book titled "Fairy Tales."

From "Dragons and Giants"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you ate strong cheese?
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
plain and not great. cartoon drawing.
insides a circle is a drawing of a horse with dots for eyes and simple zigzag hair. no real expression. In the circle is the word "Horps"
My quest to waste space on the internet continues
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somebody good at Internet should do a “Trump 30 days ago” account and re-up this stuff unedited and without comment to underscore how little of it has even a shrunken social media “news cycle” worth of relevance and staying power.
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rob Liefeld and Todd McFarlane must answer for their crimes.
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus I’ve seen what you’ve done for Ella and I want that for Sierra Ferrell
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is funny to reflect on who I was as a kid with a very performative distaste of "fashion" b/c it was pointless and shallow (hello, internalized misogyny), and now as an adult like 95% of the luxury treats I want when I come into extra cash are clothing and accessories. (The other 5% is a gun.)
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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Blanche @blanchebees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sun kissed knight #knight
Digital art of a knight lifting the visor of his hounskull bascinet, light coming through the holes of it.
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to start putting together a fancy-ish historical kit (I'm going to serve as herald for an armored deed that happens every other year), and while late medieval would be most appropriate to the event, I must admit that my heart lies with the 7th century. What a conundrum.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So when we say "wow Talarico really threw us under the bus" don't come back with some bullshit about how we must love Paxton. The problem is that we wanted to be able to love Talarico. And then he decided that transphobia was the way to win elections and threw us under the bus.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The true historical soldiering experience: struggling to shoot a matchlock gun in a muddy, windy field after getting four hours of sleep in a sodden canvas tent. #WMAW #HEMA
A person poses outside a white tent ina grassy field. They're wearing a long green wool coat and a black top hat. They have a bandolier of wooden canisters slung across their chest and a stout-barreled matchlock gun resting against their shoulder.
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
guardian angel
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Jason Thorne @jasonthorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A fascinating streetscape. This is Elbląg (Poland) where post-war reconstruction of its Old Town didn’t really begin until the late 1970s. It was inspired by the historical architecture, and built on the original street grid and building footprints, but with a very distinctive post-modernist style.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026
New cat just dropped. Landed on its feet, it’s fine.
nationalgeographic.com
Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 17/09/2026
ICE has been very active on Chicago’s Northwest Side and near north suburbs today. Most recently around Avondale ~1:30 P.M.
Organización Hijos de Migrantes
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ALERTA COMUNITARIA - AVONDALE | OLD IRVING PARK
1:18p - 1:29p
QN Elston Ave y W Irving Park Rd | Kennedy Expy | N
Kedzie Ave y N Milwaukee Ave
SIGUEN EN EL ÁREA | EVITEN SALIR Q
Vehículos Observados:
Chevy Tahoe Negra
Gc 12059
SI VEN ALGO, DIGAN ALGO
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At the DMV and the guy behind the counter says, "Your license is expired," and I'm like... yeah, man, I know. That's why I'm here.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?) (alternative title: Time For Some Cult Theory)
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This post exploded like a thermonuclear bomb amongst early 2000s nerds.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Folk music is drastically increasing in popularity. Prepare for an apocalyptic recession.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've still not been able to fight a man with a swordfish, but I have helped hold one and I do not think it would make as quality a weapon as the name implies.
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's #OOTD inspired by 1920s/30s workwear. Wool herringbone trousers were thrifted years ago; denim shirt was locally manufactured by a Chicago company. Added gold accessories for a touch of bling. #menswear
Mirror selfie of the OP wearing a dark blue denim button-down shirt, dark brown wool trousers, and brown lace-up boots. They are also wearing small goldhoop earrings and a gold chain necklace.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am not complicit," "why would I deceive you," big couple weeks for really non-suspicious ways to phrase things
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An elderly cat @rudyred34.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Added both asparagus and beets to my salad today so I'll have a real fun surprise when I go to the bathroom later.
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