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Choosin' Blexas

@fkamono.bsky.social
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Sully in ATX 19D in a past life Bumptious old cretin Not allowed to give up yet CWA Local 6186

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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 3m
Note to self: obtain duck army and deploy it
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 21m
Aaron Sore Skin is solid
a screenshot of a headline that reads BEAUTY: Aaron Sorkin roasted for 'absurd' tan at 'The Social Reckoning' screening: 'More like Aaron Sore Skin'
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 44m
Hey, this is The Southern Dad's brother in law. So like first of all I just want to apologize for Hunter, The Southern Mom has him back in family court and I would describe him as fragile wrt gender politics right now. I can vouch that he bought Randy and I White Dudes for Harris ballcaps in 2024
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 1h
Allow me to take you inside my process
Screenshot of me searching “padre cadre” to see if anyone had gotten a post out of it yet and they had, once for 2 likes 7 months ago and once for 0 likes in on December 28, 2024 for a total of 2 likes. It is after 9PM and my phone battery is in the red
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 1h
u/The_Llano_Estacado_Dad has been banned from r/Pinebelt_gonewild
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 3h
Just clicked today what a ridiculous snipe of a hire my manager and I just made, but also it’s literally just because 2 Fortune 500s laid them off since 2024. All we had to do was weed out all the LLM users first and trust the whiteboard
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 7h
JD Vance suck a fuck. Everybody hates you.
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 7h
Look at my military industrial complex dawg I am going to undergo a century of humiliation
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 10h
"Could a crazy and/or bad guy do THIS??" [I completely torch my personal life, career, and internet footprint in one fell swoop, it's not clear what I was actually trying to do]
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 10h
Youtube notification on button
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 10h
Fellas how we splittin' the piggies up??
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 11h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_A... these jamokes
en.wikipedia.org
Kappa Alpha Order - Wikipedia
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 11h
Moreover, Pi Kappa Alpha must be destroyed
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 11h
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Side Eye Dog Gives Suspicious Look
Alt: Side Eye Dog Gives Suspicious Look
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 12h
Rent free
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 13h
youtu.be/M9VRxqYtpkk?...
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Elijah Delgado - You and I (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Elijah Delgado
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 14h
My brain has solved infinite personalized negative self talk
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 14h
good morning youtu.be/qoD5nwL8kG0?...
youtu.be
The Tullamarines - Flight Path
YouTube video by thetullamarinesVEVO
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026
abolish frats imo
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the photos of Lane Kiffin bulling for Donald Trump Jr emerge
Senator Britt blinking so she looks a bit overcome with disgust, behind her are two male staffers, both with red white and blue striped Big Ties, however the one on the left is clearly a Creep, but the one on the right seems like a Jock
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Bill Hader doing Casey Kasem] I’m — Case Keenum.
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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers? [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Chad Smith [SMITH]: That is Will Ferrell, sir
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aspect ratios
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEC Young Republican cultural ascendancy on full display
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 30/09/2026
predictable diversity win: problem not solved by adding more quarter-zip-wearers to a zoom call solved efficiently by adding vendor team's staff transsexual to the call instead
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
= WIKIPEDIAE
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List of United States military installations in IraqThis article needs to be updated. (January 2026)
Learn more
The United States Department of Defense continues to have a number of temporary military bases in Iraq, most a type of forward operating base (FOB). The US and Iraq were set in January 2024 to begin negotiations to end US military presence in Iraq.

This article needs to be updated. (January 2026)
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The United States Department of Defense continues to have a number of temporary military bases in Iraq, most a type of forward operating base (FOB). The US and Iraq were set in January 2024 to begin negotiations to end US military presence in Iraq.
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Learn moreJUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!
work social thing movies home class dentist
clothes shoppi
too fancy weed store cops if your quick friend ships
DA SHARE ZO
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!
real winners quit
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.reuters.com/world/middle... Asinine framing, deposing Saddam was the original "Republican overplays hand catastropic, handing Iran a massive strategic W. I say that as a guy who TC'd the tail truck for logistics convoys sustaining that base network. History proved it all to be a pointless waste!
reuters.com
US forces exit Iraq after two decades, leaving opening for Iran
The departure is celebrated as a victory by Iran and its allies ​who now have deep influence in the country where 4,500 Americans died during more than two decades of war.
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish Ace Combat put just a teensy tiny bit more sim in their air combat action game. Not asking for a lot I would just like energy management to be more of a thing. But on the other hand AC has had weather that can actually impact sensors since 7, and guess what DCS World still doesn’t have…
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Senator, what I meant was he’s ‘a Hawkguy’. Skilled with a bore and arrow. Very dangerous vigilante.”
Clint Barton looking beat up from the Fraction/Aja run
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😭
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026
if you’re a star wars dork - or even just someone who has an unnecessary amount of prequel/clone wars information in their brain - you REALLY owe it to yourself to play ZERO COMPANY. it’s a really good game on its own but the base chatter is S tier
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still not making death threats to notorious rapist public figures on main, still not as a father of a daughterposting. But current circumstances are not ideal
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Abilene Wylie’s finest. Let’s see the last time fucking Cooper put a QB in the NFL
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4. Plenty of time to continue pointing out to anyone who’ll listen that this is a wage suppression act 5. For real, fuck Nick Saban for pushing this
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So fucking dirty. A really nasty piece of work, this bill
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Explaining Case Keenum to a coastal) Ok so imagine if Chad Pennington was actually pretty good
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh shit how is that tweet 11 years old??
Kacy Sager
@THESagerbomb


Andy Dalton looks like my damn cat.

andy dalton on the cover of espn magazine smiling and he looks like kacy’s cat
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You fool, I poisoned both cups!!
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton what are you doing here??
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Californians
ALT: Californians
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picard in the darmok episode with speech bubble
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Minecraft creative mode has hit this household like a nuke. We have completely retrofitted a watchtower with a restaurant and an aquarium and just, so many bells. So many bells.
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken as your campaign director I advise you to keep saying shit like this
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hire a woke dei hr lady save your org from association with this creeper bsky.app/profile/frog...
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not ha-ha funny, but still a little bit funny: I momentarily got the quoted Austin affluenza flailson murder-for-hire plot twisted up with this other local familial murder-for-hire. Watch out for your heirs, beloved. cbsaustin.com/news/local/t...
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Two men plead guilty in murder-for-hire plot that left well-known Austin jeweler dead
A man accused of planning his father's death in a murder-for-hire plot to get insurance money has pleaded guilty, according to the Travis County District Attorney's office. Nicholas Shaughnessy and Ae...
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unfortunely at this time I have singled you out for love and support.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 28/09/2026
A note: this is the new and improved version of LSU's Title IX process. We reported about a bunch issues at the school back in Nov 2020 that led to the school hiring an outside law firm, which confirmed our reporting, and allegedly instituting a bunch of changes www.usatoday.com/in-depth/spo...
usatoday.com
LSU mishandled sexual misconduct complaints against students, including top athletes
A USA TODAY investigation found LSU mishandled abuse allegations against top athletes and other students and subjected victims to further harm.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Campus rape is really widespread; statistics suggest a significant percent of women who go to college will be raped there; feminism opened up a good conversation about it around 2012-13; it's weird when people treated Cornell like an isolated rather than dramatic example of a pervasive problem.
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