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aka rubitistan aka rubitrightintomyeyes she/her

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16h
you're still fw poultices? it's all about broths now dude
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 28/09/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rufo literally offered a bounty to anyone who could produce a video of Haitians eating dogs. He got nothing. So he found a video of Congolese men grilling chicken and tried to claim they were cooking cats.
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Rubitsart (202) 224-3121 —CAPITOL SWITCHBOARD # @rubitsart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Twice I have done a shazam search to discover “who is this awful rapper they are choosing to play” and both times it was the same young up-and-comer. It’s the children that are wrong.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/09/2026
As an affirmed dog lover, I have a few things to say. (1) Dogs are harder than people admit. They take a lot of work. They need constant exercise and mental stimulation, especially those with working dog heritage of any kind. Dogs are hard.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 28/09/2026
Still one of my top 5 SNL skits of all time. Christopher Walken has not business being so funny when he’s on this show
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Centaur Job Interview - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never read people's handles I just look at their avatars, andI think only one person should be allowed to use a given image as their avatar. It doesn't have to be you, but nobody else can use it. Oh you want to use that Max Headroom image? Too bad, it's taken. Pick something else.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep reading "Jon Watts to direct Star Wars" as "John Waters to direct Star Wars," and I can't help but feel disappointed that we're not getting THAT movie.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 28/09/2026
I remember when they started splitting single books into multiple movies. They did it for the last Harry Potter book, then started doing it for other book adaptations and I was like "oh noooo this is baaaaad" I feel like I'm witnessing the same thing again. deadline.com/2026/09/spid...
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'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Re-Release In The Works With Extra Footage
After the success of 'Avengers: Endgame' a re-release of 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' is being planned with extra footage.
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Birchly @birchly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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danfango @itsdanfango.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🌸🐶🎓🌸
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To get the FREE monthly How to THINK When You draw digital MAGAZINE, (including NEW tutorials, a YEAR before they appear online)just tap the link in the bio HERE: @etheringtonbros.bsky.social PLUS! See us at @ThoughtBubbleuk.bsky.social on 14th-15th November and grab the LAST of the tutorials BOOKS!
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what's particularly funny about this is the implication that Hamas leadership was paying attention to the dynamics of American politics and modulating its position in relation to those dynamics but nothing of the sort was happening within the Israeli government
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 28/09/2026
Forgot I took a photo of the good sonic ice cream grafitti in the neighborhood
Spray painted block letters in teal and yellow say LE CH with a melty sonic ice cream pop in the middle, to possibly spell leach, with a pink ice cream cone to the right. The sonic pop has green gumball eyes and is dripping in various places.
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Digital Prophet @digitalprophet.online · 28/09/2026
home depot's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.Mcdonald's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.Disney's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s Just A Little Guy
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good luck telling your own voters that their hatred of data centers is a Chinese psyop.
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Matias @matiashannecke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unemployment
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re in the middle of a hostile takeover. Liberal democracy is being replaced by authoritarians favorable to destroying general protections and representation and overseeing violent oppression and surveillance on behalf of historically wealthy oligarchs.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 28/09/2026
I showed Godzilla Minus One to my family—and it was a huge hit. It took me months to convince them because of the US Godzilla movies. 😅 It’s truly one of my fav genre films of the decade. The way it blends kaiju, a heartfelt human story, and powerful themes—all on a shoestring budget—is fantastic.
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Godzilla Minus One: Ocean Emergence
Alt: Godzilla Minus One: Ocean Emergence
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy who dined and dash, ran into the street, and then got hit by a car, whose driver then pulled a hit-and-run, is my new favorite local story of maybe ever. www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/crime/f...
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
computer, drive me up the fuggin wall 😎
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Nathan Fowkes Art @nathanfowkes.com · 28/09/2026
Painted for DreamWorks El Dorado.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Often the first member of a marginalized group to get to higher heights is the one to throw the other members of their group under the bus. Most of the first female prime ministers and leaders were very conservative. I wouldn’t be surprised if the first female president of the US were Republican.
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not under any circumstances welcome-to-the-revolution this woman, but even a stopped clock
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its not simply about boycotting meta. one company has made their products indispensable for communication in the modern world. they blocked lulas electoral ads the week before the election. theyre trying to sway public opinion against the victim of a gangrape. states need to intervene.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 28/09/2026
Some great mist this morning.
A tree in a misty field.Mist rolling over a field.Morning sun and trees silhouetted in mist.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Semele (2025), by Jannik Senium
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
Oh he’s going to do the migrant caravan thing. I hope people ignore him.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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maud @peloriemate.net · 25/08/2026
some oomfs need to hear this
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Silent Hill 2 (PS2, 2001)
James Sunderland stands in front of a poster. He thinks, "...This is no time to be look at a stupid poster."
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Carl Zimmer @carlzimmer.com · 27/09/2026
Four days ago, a scientist was surprised by the news that Anthropic discovered new virus genes for making DNA. He says he’s been studying them for years—and feeding his data to Anthropic’s AI as part of his own research. Coincidence? Here’s my story. nyti.ms/3VSWayc
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Did Anthropic’s A.I. Really Make a Scientific Discovery on Its Own? (Gift Article)
An expert at the University of Copenhagen said his team had been sharing its research with the company’s A.I. model, Claude, and that its new finding matched their work.
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